slime jones

I’d like to announce I’m back on this app but since I don’t pay for premium, it will be seen by 4 people. Anyway to those 4 people, I captured something amazing this month 🐻

@quasislime #bear

There’s a bear roaming my hometown and no one is doing anything about it #bear

@BAFTA Shareef O’Neal

Who do you want to see in Denis Villeneuve's Bond?

It’s fucking crazy how big this guy is, mind blowing every time

Halo 3 and 12 Budweisers

@NUCLRGOLF I’m hitting 40 trees and making par

⛳️🌲 Are you hitting this fairway?

They should give you a trigger warning before putting Draymond Green on TV

A golf course bridge gets me so fired up

Steven Adams rocks #kiwi

@wesjenk99 Eat another

Just mucked a chicken breast for breakfast and walked into the office kitchen to see a bunch of highschool kids learning about trading, weird day.

The one thing I like about my job is that once it’s 3 pm everyone just fucks off

Only a few weeks away from being blacked out and booking a 7am tee time

@LoverofArbys Can we get the sandwich details?

I said Bill I believe this is killing me

@Chet__Steadman Zyneus! Glad to see he’s doing well

Let’s be great and go win the open!

@TekashiMacJr Potential retardation involved here, time will tell.

Just swallowed two cloves of garlic cuz TikTok said it can flush colds in 24 hours. Am I retarded?

It’s the debt that all men pay

@barstoolsports First bite is 1, set yourself up for a cleaner 2 which is the best bite.

Help Us Settle A Debate - What's The Best 1st Bite When Eating A Diagonal Sandwich? buff.ly/3OKz4TP

Terrio walked so the rizzler could run. #killem

@Exit24B Woke up to the same thing and immediately ordered chick fil a breakfast.

Nothing like waking up to 5 missed calls from door dash and seeing your $50 empty bag of Taco Bell on the sidewalk the next day.