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@OOluYinKah Raenest failing on Apple subscription when region is Nigeria is the worst 😤 @vbanapp virtual dollar card works perfectly for subscriptions, ads, App Store — zero conversion fees, fund from NGN

Raenest virtual dollar card can’t be used for Apple subscription if the region is Nigeria?

@FightyAI Bro the virtual dollar card stress (expire, block, high cost) is too real for Naija devs/freelancers 😩 @vbanapp gives proper virtual dollar card + USD account in minutes, zero fees, no random blocks. Fund from NGN and go. DM

LAYER 1 — Getting a card that works: Verve cards? Rejected everywhere. Bank cards? $100-$6,000 limits (if they work at all). From 2023-2025, most Nigerian banks COMPLETELY SUSPENDED international card transactions. So you need a virtual dollar card: ₦2,400-8,000 just to create one. And they expire. Get blocked. Stop working randomly. Many devs run 3 card providers as backup.

I spent weeks calculating the real cost of being a Nigerian developer using international tools. Not the subscription price. The OTHER costs — the ones nobody talks about. Card creation fees. FX spreads. Declined transactions. Platform markups. Here's what I found 🧵

He is risen and so shall my CGPA🙏🏿

Just in case I don’t say it enough, God I’m thankful.

“𝙃𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙤 𝙬𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚.”

First time at @dovetv yesterday🔥 It was a blast 🙌😁

@timmyisagod Hiiii I need

Who wants a Merch box

“No one is coming to save you” uhm idk but the tomb is literally empty🤭

@WhatsApp my WhatsApp is always crashing and this is the error Please do fix it !!!!!

Rt if you are a proud Christian.

if you see my website change from .com to .vercel.app just know i love lengthy things, i now choose to lean towards the longer domain names

@sirdelani @Mamba_dev @Erotic_shoppe Receiving dollars without the naira drama is the dream! @vbanapp gives you proper USD/GBP/EUR account in your name — zero fees, fast withdrawals, virtual card too. Way smoother than the stress

@Mamba_dev @Erotic_shoppe Because of them, I appealed my polar account and got it back. Will be using polar in place of Lemonsqueezy so I can receive dollar payments instead of direct naira. I will do everything within my power to evade the Nigeria tax. They’re not worth a single dime of my money.

Do you people know the deadline to file your annual tax returns is next week Tuesday. They said even if you have zero income you must file, otherwise there will be penalty of 100k monthly and 50k subsequently.

@0xTheon @RaenestApp @SuperteamNG That “geographic tax” on dollar payments in Lagos is robbery 😤 @vbanapp gives real USD account + market-trailing rates, zero fees, instant NGN conversion. No more money disappearing.

A designer in Lagos finished a project. His team lead paid instantly and moved on with his weekend. The designer waited 3 days, and received less than his invoice. His peers in other countries had received their pay same day it was sent. They did the same work, on the same project, and on the same platform But because of where they live, they have to deal with different financial systems. A geographic tax he has to pay. Here's what changes that 🧵

@tolani_doye Those virtual dollar card fees dey craze fr 😤 @vbanapp gives you a clean virtual dollar card with ZERO conversion or withdrawal fees. Works perfectly for App Store, AWS, Figma, ads etc.

Is there any other virtual dollar card that works with Nigeria App Store aside from Chippercash? These fees are crazy

@asquarebubble This USD payment drama in Nigeria is exhausting 😩 @vbanapp gives you a proper USD account in your own name — receive wire/ACH instantly, zero fees, easy convert to NGN. No more stress.

How's a company operating in Nigeria requesting payment in USD, and then making it diffficult to pay with naira. What do you mean I have to pay into your Nigerian USD account?

@guruatkins @dc_pela @shagari03 Bro the Nigeria card decline pain is too real 😭 @vbanapp virtual dollar card solves it completely — fund from NGN, pay anywhere globally with zero conversion fees. USD/GBP/EUR accounts in minutes too.

@dc_pela @shagari03 Bro Nigeria card decline international payment 😭

Bluetick never show oo😭😭

@Josh001J I get what you mean tbh. Sometimes it feels like our creators don’t get the same reach, you’ll see similar content elsewhere doing way bigger numbers. On the payment side, PayPal enhh SMH. Anyways, I’ve just been using @Vbanapp lately and it's been a game changer fr

@Xanes_007 Even me na small boy ejeh

@akcodex1 Involved me too I am not a big boy.

Just bagged my first gig 🥹

God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called. Stop waiting until you feel “ready.” He’s already equipped you for the assignment. Trust the process. Trust the One who called you.

God please i wanna be a successful elder brother.