akrons the YIMBY viking

like seriously this is such an evergreen tweet, just retweet it at least once a week. doesn't even matter what's going on. i promise it will still be applicable.

It’s official: the pandas are coming to D.C.! Alongside @FLOTUS, we’re thrilled to announce that by the end of this year, the Zoo will once again be home to two giant pandas. #DCPandas

she is beauty, she is grace, she is leathery on the face,

The @Capitals hosted a pep rally ahead of tonight’s #StanleyCupPlayoffs game at @APSCardinalElem where students learned about hockey, hung out with @Caps_Slapshot and then squared off against each other in a hockey game. #AllCaps #RocktheRed #beatNYR

Someone made a little free Blockbuster in Canada.

@linette_colon #yestv

@akrons I work at The Weather Channel. We would like to feature your picture on-air and online for TWC TV partners and platforms. We will give you credit. If you agree, please reply #YesTV weathergroup.com/ugc

big hail in north Arlington! @capitalweather

@CarlosCabanWJLA @7NewsDC sure!

@akrons Hi, I'm Carlos from @7NewsDC . Do I have your permission to use your photo and credit on-air and online? Thank you

do it yourself projects are great but have you heard of this new thing i'm calling "don't it yourself" where you just don't do anything

does that man look familiar to you

The only thing crazy about $20 an hour is it’s still not a living wage. The living wage for California is $27.32 an hour.

put a finger up if you found out your ex is getting married because you got an alert that your ex father in law made changes to the shared wedding planning Google sheet you guys made years ago and your name was literally just replaced ☝🏽

DO NOT LOOK AT IT DIRECTLY WITHOUT THE EYE PROPER PROTECTION, DOING SO COULD CAUSE SERIOUS PAIN AND POSSIBLE DAMAGE TO THE RETINAS

6yo: "Mom, I'm excited that it's my first eclipse, but I'm sad that it's your last." 💀

been getting into the habit of singing in the shower and today I received this note in my mailbox saying “you sure aren’t getting any better at singing LMAOOOO”. sorry to say I’m absolutely honored to be living in the same building as a hater of this caliber. i need to frame this

My 5-year-old told me a school friend gave him his address so he can go over for play dates. The address:

I got IDd last night, but as I was rummaging around in my purse for my ID, the dude saw my checkbook and said "nevermind" 😭😒🤣 FIRST OF ALL

Marriage tip: If your wife says it’s ok for you to go out on a guys night while she stays with the kids, bring back something juicy for her to enjoy and feast on, like gossip.