jerich
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I don’t think there is any athlete married to a woman that genuinely loves him
Not a single one
carter🌚@carter6f
Riyad Mahrez scolded his wife after they moved into their new house in Saudi Arabia because she doesn’t cook or clean 😭 She told him she’s a working wife, not a housewife. 😂
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@loseyi_0930 @FridayyG4ML You raised her up just to slam her in the later 😂😂
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There’s no way I’m working this hard just to put some morbidly obese whale in my luxury home
AYANFE@CHULLY1010
Na Lekki fit this kind Babe 🥶🥶
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@elonhatesder4 all those people are not Ronaldo fans they are Messi fans in disguise
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You see how they gathered and defended their goat?
One bastard for this side go don begin type “I’m a Ronaldo fan but…..” foolish idiots 🤡🤡🤡
Ben Jacobs@JacobsBen
Two relatively similar incidents... Flo Balogun: red card. Lionel Messi: unpunished.
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Money has consequences?? Pick one 🤔
$500M - No TV forever
$600M - You can an only eat vegetables
$700M - No texting for life just calls
$ 80OM - You can never leave your house
$900M - Can't spend on your friends
$1B - You won't marry
$1.5B - Spend the rest of your life in Jail
$3B - No sleeping
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@TheDamiForeign Dey play.
Him go tell you say na still short form of Temi (his wife)
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@drpenking Asking if “the farmer is right or wrong” should attract a jail sentence.
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A Fulani herdsmen was feeding his cattle a farmer’s corn while making a video and mocking the farmer. Unbeknownst to him, the farmer had used a strong pesticide on the corn, which killed all the cattle. Is the farmer right or wrong?
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How about putting a curse on the Ghanaian government to make his country better?
Bayern & Germany@iMiaSanMia
Ghanaian witch doctor Nana Kwaku Bonsam has vowed to put a curse on Harry Kane for Tuesday’s England vs Ghana "I am working on Harry Kane. I have shown what I am capable of before so I know what work I must do to stop him. I am not wishing him serious injury. It will be just enough to stop him against my country. I will do my work so that it can help Ghana" [@dailystar]
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Use condoms guys! Your girlfriends are prostitutes.
😔🥺
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@baddest_cash Including your sisters that are someone girlfriend right
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i didnt pay for shit and i’m seeing it as well 😎
Favour🎀@Sheisfavour5
I sent him this after he paid for my nails 😫😍
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I love Spanish and Portuguese twitter 😂😂
ItzCarlos@Balatreado
Ahí va Rodri al ataque con España
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“This Portugal midfield against Spain midfield”
Spain midfield against Cape Verde midfield 0-0
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A woman was having her photo taken by her husband in Monaco when a group of women jumped in to warn her, saying "Someone is taking your picture." They quickly relaxed when they found out the person filming was actually her husband.
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If Elon Musk was married, he wouldn’t have made it to a trillionaire.
A lot of the men behind him were affected by divorce, their wives took half of everything they worked for.
DogeDesigner@cb_doge
Elon Musk is now worth more than the next 4 richest people combined.
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