Alex Lambert [email protected]

// that’s right, it goes in the *mut u8 hole!

@bonappetweet thank you for so much amazing food over so many years

Hi, Twitter Fam just wanted to say our final good byes. It’s been a pleasure serving you this past 11 years. Twitter really made us feel apart of the culture and we will never forget that. 🎤🎤 drop

Lots of billionaires like Bill Gates brag about all their philanthropy. But Elon Musk is the only one who gave away $45 billion of his own money over the past month.

@elonmusk Did your content moderation council meet like you said it would before any major decisions were made?

@slyphon puppet certs used to expire annually on Thanksgiving

My prediction (not a unique one, mind you) is that something dumb like a Cron job or an SSL cert expiring will be the death blow. Some small issue that compounds quickly and catastrophically.

@truebe open directory lol

My first and last team at Twitter, notable for having a silly (fantastic) name, has made it to the Washington Post for being totally hollowed out. I assure you that this service requires care and feeding and without someone to keep it going, nothing good will happen.

IYKYK

@thenetmonkey 🫡💙

That’s it for me. 8.5 years as an SRE at Twitter and I’ve just been fired. I’m grateful to all my colleagues for getting to learn from and grow with you all. I’m proud of the thing we built. I’m sad to see what’s happened to it. Looking forward to taking a break 🫡💙

@thinkingfish 🫡

a huge loss for the company

@bgleib @sachee @maybettl 👑

lol just got fired for shitposting i said it before and i'll say it again kiss my ass elon 💋

In his house in San Francisco, the dead fail whale waits dreaming.

For the record, this is not at all why twitter is super slow in many countries.

Update: The Twitter wildfire is at 44 billion acres and 0% contained.

@jayholler Remember when the puppet certificates expired every Thanksgiving

"I wish more people knew how critical Trust & Safety orgs are to tech companies" *finger on the monkey paw curls*

did we ever figure out who was behind @TwofficeShitter