Alan

🚨 EXPOSED: Did the Met Police just wipe 43,000 crimes from London’s figures? I’ve been digging through the latest crime data and found something extraordinary. 📅 On 2nd May, the Met’s published Excel data showed 332,226 crimes recorded in London during the first 4 months of 2026. 📅 Then on 5th May, after a “data refresh”, the official total suddenly dropped to 288,702. That means 43,524 crimes apparently vanished from the figures in the space of three days. I still have the original 2nd May Excel file. And the changes make no sense. There’s no obvious duplication or double counting that would explain a swing this large. Some categories changed dramatically. For example, the updated figures suddenly show around 500 fewer rapes than the original data published just days earlier. I’ll be publishing the full original dataset on my Substack in the coming days.

It should alarm every single parent by the amount of "teachers" openly indoctrinating our children. The fact this is legal too is a huge red flag.

@cezthesocialist Looks empty, Where's everyone gone? 😁

Definitely not a Dubai-level city. In a whole different league based on the presence of nature alone, Dubai could never.

Bristol City Council, run by The Green Party, spent £13.9million on Home-to-School Transport ‘HTST’ in 2025. The top three providers alone were paid £5.5m. 24 payments totalling £401k were redacted. The top supplier was Club Bristol Ltd; paid £2.1m. Office below. 🧵1/3

@ukhomeoffice Labour are tendering asylum contracts for the next 13 years! Vote reform 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🙂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🙂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

🚨 11 more asylum hotels have closed their doors to illegal migrants: Banbury House Hotel – Banbury, Oxfordshire Marine Court Hotel – Bangor, Ards and North Down 15 Citrus Hotel – Cheltenham, Gloucestershire Holiday Inn Heathrow – Hillingdon, London Britannia Hotel – Wolverhampton Madeley Court Hotel – Madeley, Telford & Wrekin OYO Lakeside – St Helens, Merseyside Crewe Arms Hotel – Crewe, Cheshire East Sure Hotel by Best Western – Aberdeen The Rock Hotel – Halifax, Calderdale Wool Merchant Hotel – Halifax, Calderdale

🚨 NEW: The Government has closed 11 more asylum hotels as more migrants move to military barracks - Banbury House Hotel - Marine Court Hotel - 15 Citrus Hotel - Holiday Inn Heathrow - Britannia Hotel - Madeley Court Hotel - OYO Lakeside - Crewe Arms Hotel - Sure Hotel by Best Western - The Rock Hotel - Wool Merchant Hotel

@jayjaymonarch The pigeon was delivering you a message, you obviously didn't get it. 🙂

okay wtf a pigeon just flew onto my windowsill and sat there for like 10mins

@jayjaymonarch We need to go on a train journey 😁

back on the train again wearing my jockstrap

Are the Greens actually extreme? Have people just been lying about them? Do they REALLY want totally open borders? Let's have a look at their updated migration policy. 🧵

User chris.badbuck on TikTok uploaded this video of him helping a 14 year old boy who was kicked out by his foster family get to see his dad, the poor kid had no phone, no money, nothing. Hoping someone can locate and make sure the kid is alright he was heading to Margate @kent_police

@BBCNews 10 youth clubs within half a mile of the Clapham disturbances, 10! Complete waste of money

New youth clubs for anti-social behaviour hotspots bbc.in/3PJRh7R

Labour has awarded 1.3million long term entry visas since the general election. Just 18% were to work main applicants. This is not control.

'These children are as young as seven and eight! It's an outrage.' Bev and Andrew fume at reports of cosmetic company Lush planting transgender pamphlets into children's party bags.

@mikeerwydd1968 Stop taking the piss, bmws aren't medication.

Nice to see this fxxking vile disgusting horrible government hitting the most vulnerable in society the disabled, with their new rules regarding mobility cars. Dropping millage from 60,000 on a 3 year lease to 30,000 if you go over it's 25p a mile. Many people on pip work and the car is a lifeline for them. But don't worry let's give the French another 500 million, and overseas aid 20 billion, ohh let's not forget Vladimir zelenski pension fund.

@BladeoftheS Housebound but gets a bmw

Everybody is getting enraged about a fake disability claimant who had to repay £23,000 The billionaires in the UK under pay £32,000,000,000 of tax every year £23,000 is 22 seconds of the tax they avoid In the time you read this Tweet they stole more, and they never pay it back

Not all benefits claimants pretending to suffer from'anxiety' are stupid enough to post pictures of themselves on zipwires. Catherine Wieland was approved for enhanced personal independence payments & got a free Motability BMW after claiming she was so stressed she couldn't leave the house. But the real problem is the hundreds of thousands claiming 'anxiety' who are on the sick but don't post compromising photos.

The BBC miss out the best bit - she has a Motability BMW

@Helen_Whately Housebound but we gave her a new bmw

Bet she didn’t have a face-to-face assessment... telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/2…

@tomhfh Housebound but we gave her a new bmw?

PIP claiming Catherine Wieland, 33, claimed she suffered anxiety so crippling she was housebound.

Benefit cheat Catherine Wieland gained over £23,000 by telling the DWP she was to ill to go outside. As well as visiting 60 pubs, restraunts, theme parks and a tanning salon. She was caught zip lining in Mexico. She was sentenced to 28 weeks in prison suspended for 18 months.