Alan

cigs that don’t count: - drunk cig - cig in italy - cig with the love of your life

Vile

@mgtruth Exactly silly nonsense

@alan_law01 It’s known to not be healthy. Increased risk of UTIs & other conditions. When you need to go, you should go.

Why is this even posed as a question? Why should anyone have to “wait” to use a bathroom? It’s unhealthy.

@mgtruth Click bait nonsense. I understand that classroom control is challenging but no one is convincing me that being able to use the toilet when you need to is anything other than perfectly normal.

That enough from me today enjoy your weekend fellow Tims 💪💪🇮🇪🇮🇪

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Jess Phillips warns Andy Burnham not to look entitled. You mean like using your position as a politician to publicly shame minimum wage zero hours contract workers during a pandemic because they're late with your pizza order?

Gay guys accusing each other of being a bottom like it's a negative thing is just misogyny disguised

@Bazzinho9 All of them

Anyone know a Celtic friendly bar in Randsletown

@mgtruth He’s realised he can’t count to 80

Wes Streeting is supporting Andy Burnham. It just gets better every day 🤣

If he was willing to say “Up the RA” for £87, what do you think he’d be willing to do for £5 million?

@Cail0n__ I’ve missed our friendly interactions

@Cail0n__ Oh you found lowercase

IM BELFASTS MOST ELIGIBLE TWINK BACHELOR! IM BEAUTIFUL, HAVE A PERSONALITY AND I'M HUMBLE! I CAN COOK, CAN CLEAN AND I CAN DISLOCATE MY MANDIBLE AND SWALLOW AN ARM UP RIGHT TO THE ELBOW! IM A HOMODITY CUNTNUGGET! 🫩

Wes Streeting has always had that self-confidence that it is his destiny to become PM. He’s utterly vile. Something just so insincere about him.

@Cail0n__ So talented.

Is it me or does Andy Burnham look like he’s just been sacked by Radio 2?

i want a small, tasteful wedding. no friends. no family. no groom. just me and an open bar

To clarify re Burnham (re 5 Live interview earlier): He remains Mayor of Gtr Man until/if he is elected MP for Makerfield. At that point he would legally forfeit his mayoral position and a GM Mayoral by-election process begins. If he loses in Makerfield he could continue as mayor