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@DocAtCDI I sees what you did there.

Who is carpe? Why does he DM everyone?

@JoboMcfo @JoshMalina Sage advice.

@JoshMalina Give her some thyme and she will rethink her reply.

Because I have a sense of humor, so I went into something else.

@dootthewriter @MKaminskiMusic @Mets Mets announcers love it too.

@MKaminskiMusic Matthew SHOULD BE a national treasure. I legit get giddy when I see my @mets have an away series in Atlanta every year. He's also inspired me to find quirky nuanced correlation between songs and questions at Trivia I host at a local brewery. You've got a lifelong fan, Matthew.

Comment of the day. 🤣

@bluhue123 Don't blame me, I voted for the candidate who didn't lead an insurrection and pardon all the traitors who participated.

Reply with 💙 if you did

@DocAtCDI What about Almond (Osmond?) Joy?

What are a chocolate bars preferred gender pronouns? Her/she.

@BillKristol The New York Times Pitchbot

Who will replace Hegseth as Secretary of Defense?

@DocAtCDI Crumby joke.

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast.

@DocAtCDI The food there causes upset stomach. It's Saudi Doody time.

If there are ten cows in a field, which one is closest to Saudi Arabia? Cow eight

@DocAtCDI Yemen, we're in Yemen, And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak And I seem to find the Signal I seek When I add Jeffrey Goldberg to the chat which is a leak

@DocAtCDI Get out of here. Do bye!

@DocAtCDI Sis boom bah!

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? No one ever paid $50 to have a lentil on their face. #DocAfterDark

@DocAtCDI Wow!

"In private, Republicans talk about their fear that Trump might incite his MAGA followers to commit political violence against them if they don’t rubber-stamp his actions," ⁦@gabrielsherman⁩ writes vanityfair.com/news/story/tru…

@tennismd7 @MeghanMcCain Do you really expect better from that disgraceful woman grifting off of the name and honor of her father, a figure, though flawed, who had more guts and true patriotism in one finger than she has in her whole body?

Why couldn’t Biden bring Mark Fogel home? The man was in prison over three years and Trump took just 3 weeks to do it? Why was Biden unable or unwilling to make it happen? I genuinely want the answer here.

@WillieHandler Where's Smilin Bob?

You people are so immature with your sex jokes. How hard is it really?

@WillieHandler Only comment if you have skin in the game.

@elonmusk Douche

@WillieHandler @Bethyo Left

@Bethyo Right 👍

This is a meaningless tweet which is your cue to respond with a non sequitur. I'm eagerly waiting to see what you come up with.

@Bethyo @WillieHandler This tweet is not a nonsequitir, but: Your being paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

@WillieHandler I think therefore everyone is out to get me. ... On second thought, in this day and age, is that really a non sequitur?