Levi Albert

@CopShakurkihara You also used to fake sickness and leave your prisoners duties to go and protest in the streets in uniform. The streets were your US and protest is your DOLD FOODS LLC. The only difference is that you were stupid to do it in uniform and got smoked out. Mahabusu mjinga!

She is a nominated MCA from Nyamira,also a US Citizen.She faked sickness and she lives in the USA eating tax payers money. She faked a disease and asked for treatment leave in the US. There, she was granted citizenship and social security. She works at DOLD FOODS LLC in Wichita, Kansas. At home, Nyamira Assembly pays her monthly salary and fake allowances.Her name is Edna Obara@EACCKenya

@bungomaduke Huyo hajafinyika! Akifinyika atachukua 50k

This pedigree heifer is 6 months incalf. A friend of mine amefinyika kidogo. He wants to sell it. It's a distress sale. Willing to deliver it to you.. Anataka Ksh 230K.

@exceleunnah254 @shadowmn That only happens i your imagination. A person in debt will always countercheck whatever money they send to their enemies.

You loaned Kes 100,000 to your friend last year and since then she has refused to pay you back, which has really deteriorated your friendship. You asked her to just pay Kes 30,000 and forget the rest because you are in a financial crisis. Your friend then says she can only get you Kes 15,000 since that is all she has. You felt like you had no other option but to accept it, so you eventually gave her your account details to send the amount directly to your bank. You woke up the next morning, checked your account, and you had 150,000 in it! You kept staring at the screen in disbelief but it was indeed Kes 150,000. You grabbed your phone and found 73 missed calls from your friend and an additional 37 text messages begging you to transfer back Kes 135,000 since she only meant to send you Kes 15000 and mistakenly added an extra 0. What you gonna do? 1. Send back Kes 135,000 2. Take your full Kes 100,000 3. Keep the whole Kes 150,000

@ntvkenya He was very intelligent while in the civil society but now he's the opposite. Politics destroys good morals.

Hassan Omar: If you look at the face of the opposition, it's the ugliest representation of past regimes. The ugliest face of everything that is wrong about Kenyan politics is reflected in the opposition.

@hon_wamuchomba Jamaa atosheke na hiyo murima yako umebeba. Hii ingine hapati!

Wamunyoro’s game is simple he wants a handshake with President Ruto ; His strategy is to viciously attack those hardliners who has the president’s ear , so that he can blackmail the president with Mlima votes . Otherwise why would he leader mention Ichungwa’s over 21 times in one funeral event ? Wamunyoro mentioned Ichungwa more than the dead MP and family . Yaani he looked high on something. He even forgot to say POLE to the family 😜 Bitterness is like cancer it eats the HOST.

@HusseinMohamedg You create cartels, loot the economy through them then pretend to reign on them.

President Ruto is dealing with all corruption cartels, firmly, decisively and conclusively. Fertilizer: done. Sugar sector: done. Coffee sector: done. Next; the oil sector.

@HonAdenDuale Damage control after their circular hit you hard!

The Social Health Authority (SHA) has suspended Bungoma West Hospital under Contract No. CN-49311 for ninety (90) days over suspected fraudulent claims, including fictitious billing, in breach of Clause 16. According to CEO SHA communication, The facility is barred from serving SHA beneficiaries or transacting with SHA during this period and must transfer current patients to nearby contracted facilities and notify them accordingly. Ministry of Health through SHA issues a firm warning that any facility found engaging in fraudulent claims will face immediate suspension and further sanctions.

@AlinurMohamed_ Which indicators? RSI or MACD? If it's that your alshabab indicator then that's null,void.

All indicators show and confirm that current Deputy President Kithure Kindiki will not be President William Ruto’s running mate in 2027.

@KamondeDennis @georgediano A chain smoker somersaulting!

@georgediano Tupunguze advice mingi we only have one life to live. You live a drug free life only for you to get knocked out by a nduthi uzikwe na lungs and liver zikiwa intact such waste

Today, we woke up to the news that Kamene Goro’s lungs had collapsed and that she had pneumonia. She was also diagnosed with peritonitis. At one point, she was admitted to the ICU, but thankfully, she survived the Sayuni's WiFi signal. However, let’s be honest with each other. There is a famous joint i used to frequent often in Thika Rd kabla outside caterers wanipakulie pishori without my consent. I used to meet with Kamene alot wakiwa na yellow yellow damsels. And every time I bump into her, she is either smoking cigarettes, shisha, or intoxicated. When she came out to lament how she had seen death with her own eyes, it didn’t take me long to conclude that Kanamba speciioo na masigara zimefanya ile kitu. If you smoke cigarettes like Kamene, your risk of developing pneumonia increases significantly. If you combine smoking with alcohol, the condition can become even worse. Even as Kamene Goro speaks about the healing process and mental health, she should also be honest with herself and the public. She should warn young girls especially Gen Z,, who are increasingly sinking into alcoholism and cigarette smoking. The new generation is smoking as if they have chimneys installed on their heads. They consume alcohol as if there is no tomorrow. As a woman, once you start smoking, you become something else, even the smell that comes down there at the slippery zones is disgusting. As for men, when you fall into cigarette smoking, you become weak both mentally and physically. You may struggle with discipline and overall well-being. Even in horizontal engineering, you barely perform like VC here who can go for several rounds without whistling to prevent premature ejaculation. There is no real benefit to smoking cigarettes, especially illegal ones. Kamene Goro is lucky to have survived, but once your lungs begin to collapse, you are in a very serious situation. People should avoid smoking. Do not wait until the damage is already done to believe what health science has been saying all along. Don’t be misled by a few elderly people who smoke and drink. Some are simply lucky to be alive and will still go to SAYUNI due to lung and abdominal infections. Even prominent figures have faced health complications linked to such lifestyles. Even a former head of state wasn't spared, he's currently struggling with health issues. Chris Kirubi was also affected by lifestyle-related health issues caused by Kanamba speciioo na masigara. Mc Fullstop, one of the greatest MC we've ever had died prematurely all because of smoking. And he was honest about his health challenges even warning youths to avoid sigara. We have lost many young lives due to the same habits. You may call it enjoyment, freedom, or lifestyle, but what starts as pleasure can end in pain, hospital beds, ICU admissions, and deep regret. Kindly, manage alcohol intake and stop smoking completely. I personally struggled with alcohol for a while, but I decided to change for the better. Hitting the gym has really helped me a lot. One day at a time, I was able to overcome it. Today, I only take a beer or two occasionally, as I engage in meaningful conversations at my usual spot, Club 1824 juu sasa siwezi kunywa delmonte mbele wa wanaume, wanaeza Thani nawapangia hesabu za minus kwa Sundus zao. Ni mbaya!!

@orengo_james How will you overcome an unpaid debt? It's just an obligation to pay, not fighting luo spirits.

My friend and brother Raphael Tuju has fortitude and endurance. I say, keep fighting. We shall overcome.

@NelsonHavi Loan lazima ilipwe hata akipotea.

@IsraelMFA Where was the iron condom?

The Iranian regime devastated Arad and Dimona by deliberately striking civilians with missiles. Over 100 people were injured, including children. A blatant war crime. Pure terrorism.

@KagutaMuseveni The most strategic achievement the EAC can achieve is your immediate resignation from pawa bank in uganda.

I have arrived in Kisumu, Kenya, at the invitation of H.E. William Ruto, to join him in launching the Naivasha–Kisumu–Malaba Standard Gauge Railway. This is a strategic project that will reduce the cost of transport, ease the movement of goods, and deepen economic integration within East Africa. I look forward to this engagement.

@ESsco2n8 @KagutaMuseveni @skaheru @WilliamsRuto Being in power for 40 years is in itself an achievement. Manipulating Africans to your advantange isn't easy.

@KagutaMuseveni @skaheru 40years in power and you’re not even ashamed? @WilliamsRuto has only been in power for less than 4yrs and he’s doing wonders for his country. @KagutaMuseveni do you even care about Uganda?! Honestly, I would be embarrassed if I were you.

@Kenyans So all those in the US army have approval letters?

No Kenyan can enlist in a foreign army without the explicit approval of the President - Mudavadi

@_falsi1ke They have their own addiction -women and gambling. Theirs is the worst form of addiction i think!

If you don't drink beer, at least own a house or a car. Have something to show for your "good behaviour." Not being a sober brokee

@Maryian96 That nightmare is the worst! Wake up from your slumber.

@polo_kimanii @WilliamsRuto Give us the full report.

1.3 Trillion is missing from Treasury. But KRA wants to know where the 100 shillings in my Mpesa came from? Umbwa wewe @WilliamsRuto

@davis_chirchir The only element,meeting international standards in this entire project concept is the corruption and looting of public resources. That one will beat our regional competitors.

Press Brief on Kenya Airports Authority Tender Issued Today, Tuesday, 3rd March 2026, to Construct a New Airport at Jomo Kenyatta International Airport (JKIA) and Upgrade the Existing Facilities.

@ouma_neko Ayatollah khamwizi

Fellow Kenyans the best name wins kshs 1500 . Let's go.