Alisha

@carhatcyborg Alas

@aleash_ashore no. it's a sad situation

is there some way to own a piano without also having to own an entire goddamn house to put it in?

@carhatcyborg Is the piano in tune, at least?

@aleash_ashore friend of a friend. it's not exactly a job, because I'm not getting paid. actually, the homeowners are paying my friend to sit the house, but I'm the one who's doing the sitting. I'm not upset about it. it's a really nice house. if it were my house, I'd be afraid to live in it.

@carhatcyborg How did you end up with this house sitting job?

I'm house-sitting at a fucking mansion in LA (I looked it up on Redfin and it's $9 million). Here is the piano they have. I hate to judge other people's choices, but I have to say, if I owned a $9m mansion in the LA foothills, this is not the piano I would choose to put in it

@clhubes This is 100% true and a very astute observation

Preschooler just pulled this up on the Google Home. It was exactly what she wanted

Kid just busted in while I was pooping and said "my mouth is like a knife" Do we think this was:

3 year old, after accidentally going upstairs instead of to the kitchen for snack: "i was like, 'is it bedtime? No!' "

Blue @cheerlights please

I've been at the museum of science for 3 hours and just realized I'm wearing PJs under my sweatpants

A fall breeze, Police officer plays Candy Crush at a construction site, Dunks cup blows over. Autumn in New England.

I'm often thinking about the people who still use those single ear Bluetooth headphone things

[Saturday, 3:50 PM] Oppressive heat and humidity continue Sunday and Monday. New this afternoon, we've extended the heat advisory through 8pm Monday. Widely sct'd storms are also possible both afternoons 🥵⛈️ #MAwx #CTwx #RIwx

Do you ever just want to... purchase rights to a Getty image? gettyimages.com/detail/video/w…

Then I sit next to a guy on the plane who was in the same situation, except that an agent at the airport *was* able to rebook him on American! I guess I'll have to figure out how to recoup the $1600 we spent

Quite the flight home today... @Delta cancelled our flight, last flight of the day. Asked to be rebooked, agent told us he was unable to but calling the 1-800 number would help. Obviously no one ever answered so we paid out of pocket to get a flight home on American. (1/2)

For my 37th birthday I turned down a free shot at a restaurant 👵

The most Massachusetts news report of all time. (By @mattwbz)

@3DPrintBunny @isaiah Amazing! What factors are most important in getting consistent strings? My printer will bridge the gap but the diameter is inconsistent. Are some materials better than others?

@isaiah The model is designed to force the slicer to print the string as a single continuous extrusion, it is a little different from normal bridging so you should definitely give it a go. I have a test print so you can try it out first too: social.thangs.com/m/62077

I have been feeling a bit flat recently so asked for some design inspiration over on insta, someone suggested a sailboat and I have really really enjoyed doing this one 😊 stl: social.thangs.com/m/106179

@yeomps @JetBlue It's telling that both responses are discount airlines known for a lack of customer service

@aleash_ashore @JetBlue Ryanair

Name a worse airline website than @JetBlue