
Alex Martin
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@mitsuhiko We promise to ourselves we won’t do it again but we will do it again.
PS: at BER now boarding a flight at 7am so had to wake up at 4am to get here on time 😅
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@dieworkwear So cute! By the way, is there a derek guy for interior decoration... but for humans? Would love to follow them. Thanks!
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@mitsuhiko Your secret is safe! 😂 It also happens to us involuntarily in the last hours of the morning.
Another sign of European civilizational decline I guess.
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@alexmartindev Don’t tell anyone but we did co sleeping with all of them.
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@mitchellh @CodexHere Sorry for the newbie question but how do you use fzf to search the terminal? Do you dump it somewhere?
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@CodexHere I think fzf is better nowadays than less, but yeah, I don't use this feature.
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@andrewcairns Sort of like a request id used for tracking across systems/apis
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@GergelyOrosz More unmaintainable, error prone code with bad architecture? 🫣
At the same time, additional pressure from short-term thinking managers who don’t understand these things to pile more of this code on top
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I don't wanna say 'I told you so', but I told you so.
Benjamin Todd@ben_j_todd
Why can AIs code for 1h but not 10h? A simple explanation: if there's a 10% chance of error per 10min step (say), the success rate is: 1h: 53% 4h: 8% 10h: 0.002% @tobyordoxford has tested this 'constant error rate' theory and shown it's a good fit for the data chance of success declines exponentially
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Here are the slides for my talk about “Identifying, fixing, and avoiding flaky tests in PHP” at @phpconference:
localheinz.com/talks/2025/06/…
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I will talk about “Identifying, fixing, and avoiding flaky tests in PHP” at @phpconference today.
See you at 4.45pm!
phpconference.com/php-core-codin…
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@TweetsOfSumit VRK+, Versicherung im Raum der Kirchen. Kein Witz :)
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@alexmartindev @symfony Thanks 👍
Got a prototype running,
already found 20~ duplicates.
Next step: exclude the paths in ->excludes(...) 😊
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@dhh We are allowed to ban a candidate who explicitly and repeatedly said he is going to do things that are against our constitution.
It's an extreme measure, and it should not be done very often, but it is legal and every country has certain safeguards like this.
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@troutgirl @GergelyOrosz Wow, that’s strict. This is such a bad policy
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@alexmartindev @GergelyOrosz No, if you own the IP you have to amortize the whole chain of work that led to that IP.
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So it’s official: until something changes in the future, accounting-wise the US is the most hostile place to start a software startup/small business.
The only country in the world where developers’ salary cannot be expensed the same year: but needs to be amortised over 5 years.
James Patrick Flanagan@PatrickFIanagan
The tax bill is dead. No retroactive 174 fix will happen. Keep lobbying so it whoever controls Congress after the election has it front of mind in the big tax rewrite of 2025.
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