Alice Pattenden

@TfL I waited 45 mins for either 176 or 197 heading from forest hill towards sydenham. No buses. All were coming down along kirkdale from the south circ. 122 running as normal.

@alipatts Hi Alice, I couldn't find any details of an active diversion on either of those bus routes. Are you still waiting for a bus? What's the name of the bus stop you are waiting at and what direction are you headed? Thanks, TA

@tfl when you divert buses it is helpful to add signage to the bus stops so that customers know. Dartmouth Road SE23 waiting for a 176 or 197.

@Mattflywalker Yep. If you have it, it's on TNT 4.

Am I going insane??? Did the BBC really just show the first 2 periods of Czechia v. Canada and then just drop the third???

Hey @BBCSport ice hcokey has three periods. You wouldn't cut away from the football at 60 minutes for endless punditry.

@Stefan_Doyle @johngibbonsblog Thoughts and prayers...

@johngibbonsblog You joke John, but I have day 4 tickets in Sydney… panic stations 😂

Just landed in Melbourne for The Ashes. 28 hours of flying but be worth it when I’m in the MCG tomorrow. Dream come true 💕

@Chris61172903 @Angie_Bristow @LeicesterTigers That's actually really good to hear. They had one women's thing in their bluewater shop on Sunday, so I was not expecting to hear that.

@alipatts @Angie_Bristow @LeicesterTigers Ok, for clarity… Taking Quins shop as an example (on Saturday). Available in women’s: Replica shirts. Playing quality shirts (including warm up shirt), leisure wear and casual team wear. So being pedantic, just about everything bar the men’s training t-shirts and vests.

We are excited to announce a long-term partnership with premium performance sportswear brand Castore. They will become the official kit supplier to the club and oversee the club’s physical and online retail operations.

@Chris61172903 @Angie_Bristow @LeicesterTigers They often don't bother making women's sizes. Check out what the England womens cricket team wear. It is men's. Made by Castore, because they don't make training kit in women's sizes.

@Angie_Bristow @LeicesterTigers They do.👍 Kit and training wear.

@englandcricket Loving the purple hoodies. Are the women's team really sitting there in mens kit? Or did Castore bother making them, but only for the squad?

NSB delivering the goods 🔥

@Rugbyworldmag Be nice if all the nice stuff was produced for women too. Goes for their cricket kit as well. Training gear is men or juniors only.

🌹Thoughts on Castore's first England rugby kit?

@Se_Railway Trying to get from clockhouse to charing cross. Boards are not providing help. Can you give any idea when there will be a train?

⚠️ ONGONG: Trains are subject to delays and alterations following an earlier trespass incident in the #StJohns area. Delays are reducing, but some trains are delayed between 5-15 minutes whilst we work to get services back to normal working times.

⚠️ NEW: Trains are currently being subject to delays in the #StJohns area because of a trespasser being spotted on the tracks. 🚅 Trains are still running, but at reduced speed whilst the incident is ongoing.

@twostonesmith @fesshole Calling it mache doesn't help this issue. Ask me how I know...

@fesshole Was asked if the lambs lettuce in the mixed salad leaves came from lambs and was told I was misleading the customers when I replied that it was a just a variety of lettuce.

As a chef I keep an internal leaderboard where I score all the stupid questions the front of house staff come to ask me. It's been 5 years and no one has been able to take "is there cheese in the halloumi" off of the top spot

@carryonkeith @bbc5live If there were enough jobs in the NHS with enough qualified doctors, then there should be no need for anyone to be working regular overtime.

People messaging @bbc5live seem to be getting very exercised at reports of ‘some’ NHS consultants being paid £200 an hour for overtime. A few years ago I was in a meeting with a planning barrister during normal working hours. He charged £500 an hour (+VAT). No lives were saved.

Dear Air Scotia passengers, we are pleased to announce the imminent arrival of #TheHighLife original series at gate @BBCiPlayer Please have your boarding cards ready and be prepared to be impishly insulted by our cabin crew #ohdearieme ✈️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 youtu.be/scHphdssFIc?si…

@Se_Railway But no staff at WAE to talk to on platform A. No staff at Lewisham. And minimal help on the website. No exactly a 'good' service.

@alipatts There is a bus at 23:45 from Lewisham which serves the Hayes line. ^HS

⚠️NEW: Due to a lorry colliding with a bridge between #Walmer and Deal Trains between Ramsgate and St Pancras via Dover will be delayed 🚄 21:07 St Pancras - Ramsgate will be delayed at Walmer 🚄 22:08 Ramsgate - St Pancras will be delayed at Deal Network Rail are en route.

@Se_Railway Am currently on a train due in to Lewisham shortly in order to get closer. Heading for clk.

@Se_Railway WAE.

@ktb38 Paranoia inducing.

@alipatts That's crazy

I dropped my car off to finally get fixed, and the rental didn't have keys, and i was like, hey um how do you turn it on? It was a push to start and let me tell you. It's bizarre to be in a car with this much fancy tech. It tells me when a car is passing! It's so weird

@ktb38 Uk so can't vote. But can you get the blue scale halogen ones put in the bin worldwide please!

I'm going to run for president and here's my platform led headlights are now banned, normal headlights only. that's it. that's my whole platform