Alli Breen

I'm adding MAGA hats to people's boring 2016 throwback pics to keep things spicy. You're welcome!

Just be honest @aoc and you’d gain some respect. Own your shit. Authenticity is in v short supply with you guys. Unless your authentically is like Katie Porters 😑

If @JetBlue cancels a flight, and you call for a refund, be prepared to call at least 3 times to have it processed. So on top of horrible service, they’re now just blatantly stealing money lol. I wondered why their stock price was so low…now I get it

They should have to fight Biden's dogs for the nomination.

@ChrisSoltis5 #nailedit

@allibreen Mad dog 20/20 😂👍

What wine pairs best with these unprecedented times?

@seven4liberty This is amazing 😂

MONDAY at 9pm ET: The Sharpe Club! Is politics in entertainment worse or the same? LIVE Panel Talk! Join content creator Nina Infinity (@Nina7Infinity), journalist @KitCabello and comedian @allibreen to discuss this and whatever else comes up.

@TAStheR_A I never knew you were sick when you were drawing for Red Eye! You’re amazing to have done that ❤️

When I was sick af- I started Drawing fer Red Eye in 2015. Here's some candids my sister took. I came a long way from this point in my life and THANK GOD for that! It's good to look back, even the bad times-You can see the improvements and celebrate em.

@chucklewis1954 So sorry you’re going through that. My cousin had Parkinson’s. I’m so glad I can brighten your day on Wednesdays!!! I have so much fun doing the segment!

@allibreen Hi Alli. Just saw your appearance on B&T. You may remember that I contacted you before. I have Parkinson’s disease and I don’t sleep well so I watch the B &T highlights at night. My wife and I enjoy your segment. It makes us laugh. Happy Thanksgiving.

Who's in or near NYC? Come to this and I'll let you touch my butt(erface). eventbrite.com/e/you-shouldnt… @allibreen @TomEschelman @ShebaMason

@MB3motorsports @bobandtom Thanks so much for listening!!!

@bobandtom @allibreen @allibreen love you and your segments on @bobandtom !!! You are gorgeous and funny.

Tune in as comedian @allibreen tackles your complex love problems like being attracted to a married colleague, ghosting, and the uncharted territory of dealing with "inheritances" of adult toys.

@Poppa_Foxx @photocovidia @BrentTerhune Lol! And I think you were away when I was there…you’ll have to come next time!!!

@photocovidia @BrentTerhune The second time actually - did the same for @allibreen when she was there over the summer lol It’s been 15 years since I moved away from there

NICE!!! @BrentTerhune will be in my hometown September 30th!! Ptwn folks, you DONT want to miss him!!

@chrisspangle Am I the only one who hopes it’s NOT a mistake? 😂

I'm reading a man's memoir from the mid-1800s about his family living in a log cabin and settling in Indianapolis in 1821. It is scanned in so there are little transcription mistakes, but this one takes the cake. At least I hope it's a mistake.

@Poppa_Foxx Oh mannnn! Sorry I won’t see you there, but hopefully another time!

HOLY SHIT!!! @allibreen will be in my hometown performing at Sunnybrook!! 🚨 PTWN FOLKS 🚨 You DONT want to miss her!! I’m very upset that I will be…

@Treiber5S @danabrams I actually said that Trump taking documents doesn’t seem that different from Biden or Hillary taking documents. And that indicting him for that as he becomes the frontrunner to go against Biden in 2024 seems very politicized.

@allibreen wow. Just watched you on @danabrams show. And said that the paying for sex and this documents case really aren’t that different?? You’re so damned partisan that you can’t see straight. Hope Dan realizes you don’t add to serious convo.

@chrisspangle 😂

@allibreen worlds colliding

Tonight!

@chucklewis1954 Thanks so much Chuck! Such a bummer about Kennedy. My cousin had Parkinson’s, so sorry you’re going thru that. Such an awful disease 😩

@allibreen Hi Alli. I really enjoy your appearances on The Bob & Tom Show. Sorry for contacting you so late. I have Parkinson’s Disease and do not sleep well so I check my phone frequently during the night. I was also sorry to read that Kennedy is being cancelled. Take care.

Tonight at 8!

I don’t know how I’ve made it this far in life 😂😂😂