Allison Sayker

Can't wait to come home after a long day of work to my husband and kids, go to t-ball games and read bed time stories until they fall asleep

The last three years, explained

I had my worst and best memories during 2022, 2023 you’ve got competition

zach bryan’s music itches my brain right

If you have "anxiety", read this:

@Azzdaddy_ Thanks for letting us know

So just to clarify: I can go unvaccinated against polio, tetanus, hepatitis, measles and mumps, but if I refuse this one mRNA shot for a virus with a 0.2% IFR that doesn’t stop transmission and requires boosters every few months, I can’t go to public spaces and may lose my job?

Craving a meatball sub at 9:03 in the morning

How can’t you love this little hero 💪

@Azzdaddy_ @sonicdrivein @sonicdrivein how dare you do this to this man!!!!!!

@Azzdaddy_ Why are you eating sonic at 10:15 in the morning

I was told on clinical that one of my patients wanted to grow up and be just like me 🥺

yet another unrealistic body standard for women

things to remember in 2021:

ellie goldstein for allure’s digital cover story “the beauty of accessibility” december 2020, by vicki king

@AlexMart333 I will find one

@allisonsayker Sadly it may not come to fruition due to the limited supply of giant crayons

Anyone know where I can get a big red crayon

@CameronJ4144 @TaylorTvg13 Damn Cam you let her talk you into it😂

@TaylorTvg13 Haha who woulda thought

Finna be me

wishing clear skin and a 4.0 gpa on all the homies