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@D_ByersArtist @HELLSBELLS828 Carrot sticks and hummus?

@HELLSBELLS828 I dislike most veggies also, however, once I started eating them raw, I found quite a few I liked. Raw baby spinach in a salad, raw cauliflower & broccoli with dip (delicious), coleslaw, throw some raw peas into macaroni salad, eat carrot & celery sticks, etc. It works.

Is there some kind of secret way to cook vegetables that make them edible? I need to start eating healthier but I HATE vegetables!!

If you see a helicopter towing one of these over your neighborhood, bad news: your town is getting a data center. They’re running airborne electromagnetic surveys to map groundwater in the area. TRANSLATION: figuring out how much water they can divert before people notice.

@PaullyTVvet @luxemiaa I don’t think so. They ordered their own meals.

@luxemiaa His move would have been acceptable if he was just going to give you all of his fries and he only ate the sandwich

I went on a date and ordered a salad and fries. That was my meal. The waiter wrote it down and moved on to him. He asked, “Does the club sandwich come with fries?” The waiter said yes. He said, “Great, I’ll have the club.” Then he looked at the waiter and said, “And you can cancel her fries.” My fries. The fries I had specifically ordered for myself. Canceled without discussion, as if he had full legal authority over my potato decisions. I just sat there staring at him. This man had known me for maybe 20 minutes and was already editing my order. I asked why he did that. He said, “You can just have some of mine.” That was not the point. First of all, I wanted my own fries. Second, I do not want to negotiate over side dishes with a man I barely know. And.,......

Le bilinguisme à Ottawa, c’est se faire offrir une canette de booze promo gratis près de la rue Sparks et être très confus par le slogan “Le Roi Peut”. Pour ensuite tourner la canette du côté anglais et voir…..

If God wanted us to use renewable energy, He would’ve put a giant fusion reactor in the sky that bathes the Earth in photons, creates flowing rivers, and causes planetwide wind currents. Checkmate, libs.

Walmart employees cost taxpayers $6Bn in assistance. The Waltons are worth $500Bn. If they paid their employees a living wage, we wouldn't be paying billions to subsidize their staff. If they paid 1% income tax on $500Bn, that's $5,000,000,000. That's just the Waltons.

@JackOtter @Uber @Uber_Support Diffuse responsibility can be like that. Who is responsible for the activity of the company?

Hey @uber: If you are going to give users the ability to reserve cars ahead of time, you have to solve for last-second driver cancellations. My airport ride cancelled at pickup time, and it took 33 minutes for me to get another ride. That is terrible service. @Uber_Support

@mixtureofmodels @HangleyJr @lalunaenlibra @DaColonel3 @CharlotteAlter This is voice appropriation at the deepest level. Horrifying.

@HangleyJr @lalunaenlibra @DaColonel3 @CharlotteAlter a few

Want to hear a horror story? My very sweet husband emailed me a couple dinner options for our anniversary coming up. He listed a couple different restaurant/picnic options and asked which I preferred. I started replying to his email and that's when I noticed...

@smaguireedm @CanadianCoffey The developers hire lots of bright people to advise them on business risk. Guardrails, what you call red tape, ensures that homes built fulfill their purpose. If the developers made a bad bet, they made a mistake. Privatize their losses. They know the rules, too.

Why can you morons not grasp that creating more bureaucracy and letting the government do these things is a waste of fucking time you only need to look at the provinces and cities that are actually getting houses built to see how it’s done. Reducing bureaucracy reducing permitting times making it easy for developers to build not giving billion dollars to the federal government who somehow manages to build things for three times but they should cost.

You’ve voted against affordable housing measures 7 times. You’re the problem, not the solution.

“women are just as bad as men.” okay. then show me men being gang assaulted by women at scale. show me adult women running trafficking networks for men. show me laws built to control men’s bodies. show me spaces where women routinely prey on men. and when men start living in fear of gender-based violence the way women do, we can have that conversation.

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C is for cookie.

My viewership has nosedived so badly that I’m wondering if I should join @theliamnissan’s #smokefléét & rebrand as…🥁🥁🥁 Sedan Ackroyd! "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses"😎🤣 #smokefleet

@beattiers_1958 @JamesTate121 @rodneyb24247177 Of dollars which should be sent on healthcare. Nice to know how they are using your premiums.

@beattiers_1958 @JamesTate121 @rodneyb24247177 .

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@Bookhermit1 @lizzkelly7 But the wi-fi appliances never went down.

@lizzkelly7 Actually, providing a 1950s lifestyle wouldn't be a problem - you just wouldn't want one. Imagine doing without everything invented since 1960. Running a house under those conditions was MUCH more work intensive.

He told me he wanted a "traditional woman" who knew her way around a kitchen and kept a peaceful home. I told him that sounded lovely, and asked if he was prepared to provide the traditional 1950s salary that allows a woman to stay home and focus on those things. He stuttered and said, "Well, in this economy, we’d both obviously have to work full-time." I just laughed and said, "So you don't want a traditional wife. You want a second income that also doubles as a maid. I’m an investment, not a charity project. Find someone else to subsidize your lifestyle."