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pre-shat-pants

pre-shat-pants

@altypants

pants but dumber

Katılım Eylül 2024
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Brandon Herrera
Brandon Herrera@TheAKGuy·
@CultureCrave “I’m just gonna say it” *parrots the only political opinion you’re allowed to have in Hollywood without repercussions* Wow, what a brave trailblazer.
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Werner Zagrebbi🇦🇿
The New York Times reports that 12 of the ~1500 January 6 rioters have reoffended in about a year's time—calling it a "crime spree". The recidivism rate of the J6ers is 0.8%. The average 1 year US re-arrest rate, by contrast, is 43%. funny how that works
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Mike Neanderthal MCNationalist
Mike Neanderthal MCNationalist@Cointuckeywind1·
Your citizenship means nothing if they're willing to give it to illegals. You are just a tax slave
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BitcoinSapiens ⚡️
BitcoinSapiens ⚡️@BitcoinSapiens·
Most Americans still don’t fully understand what happened under Biden… 8% of Nicaragua entered the US in 4 years. 8% of the entire country. 7% of Cuba. 6% of Haiti. 5% of Honduras.
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Nick shirley
Nick shirley@nickshirleyy·
You tried to paint me as a pervert for exposing fraud, and as a result radical leftists started trying to dox me and send death threats, wanting to kill me. Now you are taking credit for “leading the charge” on the fraud. Are you serious? You are the fraud.
Governor Gavin Newsom@CAgovernor

California is again leading the charge against large-scale identity theft and hospice fraud. Today, we're taking decisive action against 14 providers who tried using stolen identities to bill Medi-Cal for nonexistent hospice services.

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Shay 🌈🌸✨
Shay 🌈🌸✨@ShayWoulahan·
The funniest part about MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ is they still felt the need to add a plus at the end just in case they missed anyone
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David Santa Carla 🦇
David Santa Carla 🦇@TheOnlyDSC·
Watch the video of the Haitian immigrant beating a woman to death with a hammer, then read this.
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S2 Underground
S2 Underground@s2_underground·
I've been doing this for a while now, but it still fascinates me that we can have an entire war mapped out on the phone in our pocket. If you'd like this exact setup, you can load my KMZs found on my Github page into an application such as ATAK, all for free (link below). These are static KMZs for the moment, which get updated every day and are a pretty neat baseline to work from if you're trying to learn what ATAK might be used for. These KMZ files also work with any other app that can view KMZs, such as Caltopo. If you'd like, you can load in a fresh KMZ once a week or so, to see what I've mapped out regarding the war. Some of you have been helping me out with the more real-time component to this project, but more to come on this later!
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For anyone who wants the KMZ of the minefield in the Strait of Hormuz, you can find it at my Github page, in the "Iran 2026" folder (link below)

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ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ
Explaining how these two images are connected should be part of the American citizenship exam.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
The 𝕏 algorithm is open source and updated frequently, but you do not point to any alleged bias or suggest corrections, choosing instead to leave for platforms that everyone knows have a strong bias for political correctness, which just another way of saying “lies”. You used to be about freedom and truth, but now you want to destroy freedom of speech and artificially suppress viewpoints that run contrary to the lunatic-left activism that drives your every action. Shame on you.
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S2 Underground
S2 Underground@s2_underground·
For anyone who wants the KMZ of the minefield in the Strait of Hormuz, you can find it at my Github page, in the "Iran 2026" folder (link below)
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//The Wire//2300Z April 9, 2026// //ROUTINE// //BLUF: IRAN CONFIRMS MINES LAID IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ, MERCHANT VESSELS REMAIN HESITANT TO TRANSIT STRAIT. ARMY DEPLOYED IN IRELAND TO CLEAR FUEL CRISIS PROTESTERS FROM ROADWAYS AS DEMONSTRATIONS SWEEP THE NATION.// -----BEGIN TEARLINE----- -International Events- Middle East: Around the region, missile and drone attacks in GCC states have ceased, with the UAE confirming that this was the first day where no munitions were fired at them from Iran. Last night Iranian forces effectively closed the Strait again, as indicated by recordings of radio transmissions from the Iranians warning tanker crews against attempting to transit the waterway without their permission. Strait of Hormuz: This morning IRGC-N forces published a nautical chart outlining the area in the Strait where they have laid naval mines. The number of mines laid remains unknown, and this document is the first acknowledgement that minelaying operations have been carried out within the Strait. Ireland: Over the past few days, protests related to the ongoing fuel crisis have been growing. These protests have largely taken the form of farmers and delivery drivers parking their vehicles on roadways and tram lines, to block the passage of other vehicles. This morning, Prime Minister Micheál Martin confirmed that the Irish Army is being deployed throughout the nation to remove the protesters vehicles from the roadways. Analyst Comment: The fuel crisis in Ireland is a complicated endeavor and it's not entirely just about fuel costs at this point. Initially, protesters primarily have been demonstrating against rising fuel costs brought on by the war in the Middle East. A few days ago this escalated when protesters took the accelerationist approach, and blocked the entrance to Whitegate Refinery in Cork Harbor to make the price of fuel go even higher and thus make the issue everyone's problem. As a secondary result of blocking the entry/exit of vehicles from Ireland's only refinery, roughly 40% of Ireland's gasoline supply was cut off in an instant, and prices not only skyrocketed, but now the sheer supply itself is also running out. The tertiary effect of this effort has spiraled into a larger movement that is no longer solely about fuel costs, but also about general corruption and anti-government sentiments. This has in turn resulted in other protesters taking to the roadways around the country to stop traffic, and effectively compound all of the previous demonstration tactics, which has now resulted in the Army being called up to clear roadways and restore some sort of order. -HomeFront- North Carolina: Yesterday the FBI arrested one former DoD civilian employee on charges of leaking classified information to a journalist. Courtney Williams (a former employee of U.S. Special Operations Command) was arrested after allegedly conveying classified material to Seth Harp for his book about alleged drug trafficking and criminal enterprises within JSOC. Williams appeared as a named source for some of the material in the piece, which allegedly included classified material. Analyst Comments: Contradicting media reports on the topic, the press release for this arrest confirms that this has nothing to do with the current conflict in Iran. Many media sources are claiming that this individual was the person who leaked details of the F-15 which was shot down over Iran a few days ago, however this is blatantly false. The DoJ states that the leaks of classified information occurred between 2022 and 2025, and contained information that Williams had access to when she worked for a clandestine military unit between 2010 and 2016. The DoJ has not made any comment regarding any arrest made specifically in conjunction with the current war in Iran. -----END TEARLINE----- Analyst Comments: At the moment, Iran controls the Strait of Hormuz. There is no US Navy presence to provide Freedom of Navigation, and the Iranians have threatened to destroy any vessel that attempts to pass without their permission. The potential confirmation of sea mines being laid in the Strait adds another complicating factor as if the Iranian's claims are true, someone is going to have to demine this region at some point. Doctrinally speaking, the chief concern with minefields is that even if no mines are laid, the accusation alone is enough to prevent anyone from entering the area until clearance operations have been conducted. Any vessel can be a minesweeper exactly one time, but most insurance companies are unlikely to support such endeavors for the vessels that they underwrite policies for. Conveniently, the safe route suggested by the IRGCN (to avoid the sea mines they have laid) takes commercial vessels through their waters via the Larak Island tollbooth route. So far, only a handful of vessels have transited the Strait, all of which used the Larak Island route and passed with Iranian permission. Analyst: S2A1 Research: publish.obsidian.md/s2underground Disclaimer: No LLMs were used in the writing of this report. //END REPORT//

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Kyle Rittenhouse 🇺🇸
Kyle Rittenhouse 🇺🇸@rittenhouse2a·
You can criticize Israel without being an anti-semite. You can support Israel without being a shill. Half of y'all are full-blown retarded, and that's coming from me, so that's saying a lot 🤣
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
Just so we are all on the same page here... Decarlos Brown Jr knew EXACTLY what he was doing: >He carried a folding knife onto the train before Iryna ever boarded, he brought a weapon with him DELIBERATELY >He had no train ticket and was riding illegally, meaning he was already hiding his presence from authorities >He spent HOURS riding the light rail before the attack, functioning well enough to navigate the ENTIRE TRANSIT SYSTEM on his own, without help >When two security guards walked past him at 8:18 PM, he went quiet and let them pass without incident, which means he recognized a security presence and adjusted his behavior accordingly >After Iryna sat down in front of him, he waited 4.5 minutes before doing anything... The video shows he pulled the knife out, unfolded it, and then paused before standing up and attacking, which is clearly deliberate steps with a pause in the middle >He grabbed the seat bar with his left hand to brace himself and st*bbed with his right, a controlled, two-handed technique >He targeted her neck and chest, the two most lethal areas of the human body >He struck her 3 times, not once, three >IMMEDIATELY after, he walked through the train car saying "I got that white girl" TWO TIMES... which is an acknowledgment of a completed criminal, lethal act, with ZERO confusion >AFTERWARDS, he removed his blood-soaked sweatshirt on the train which was an attempt to conceal evidence >He acknowledges to another passenger, "I just st*bbed this girl..." >He attempts to justify the attack by screaming "She called me a n***er" >He wrapped his injured hand before police arrived, which was a calm, purposeful behavior seconds after the killing >He exited at the very next stop and was attempting to leave the area when police caught him... literally fleeing a crime scene is LEGALLY recognized as consciousness of guilt >FURTHERMORE, in a recorded jail call to his sister, he acknowledged killing Iryna, he has NEVER claimed he didn't know what happened >He was previously convicted of armed robbery, served MANY years in prison for it, and understood that using a weapon against another person has legal consequences >In January 2025, 7 months before the murder, he was coherent enough to call 911 himself, articulate a specific complaint to officers, argue with those officers when he disagreed with them, and then call 911 a SECOND TIME while they were still standing there to demand more police. Now, conveniently, after being charged with first-degree m*rder at the state level and a federal charge that carries the death penalty, he is SUDDENLY incapable of proceeding on the state level. I'm at a loss for words.
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Greensboro Police Department
some of y'all are like “free my boy” expecting us to read it and be like “aww ok”.
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pre-shat-pants@altypants·
@Populoid Could also just be a redditor instead of an LLM trained on reddit. Tbh redditors are just low budget LLMs
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