Simone Syed

"what are we doing tonight?" "Same thing we do every night, Pinky..."

@JoshRainerGold Based

There’s been a long trend in sports of high level athletes adopting “healthy” diets and seeing massive performance drops. They tend to always pursue either low carb or vegan diets and remove too much power from diet and their output craters. Halaand is a new breed with a diet filled with deeply nutritious animal foods paired with dense carb sources and he’s seeing peak performance. I think why this is the path he’s taken versus most American athletes is that much of his diet is made of culturally Norwegian foods. He didn’t chase trends as much, though he’s obviously been influenced by much of the nutrition advice you see on here. Most professional athletes especially in America eat a lot of junk food, and that food does provide fuel. When Americans try to be healthy they cut out the junk and don’t make up the difference. You would rarely see a health conscious athlete drinking milk or eating pasta, but since he’s kept more traditional Norwegian carb sources like oats and sourdough bread, he knew to never fear carbs. I know I just had a post saying his success is largely due to his genetics and not his diet, the point is he didn’t wreck his performance when he went healthy because he didn’t restrict macronutrients, just junk.

@vocalcry Oh hai 💕💕💕

Kim Possible era

@ad0rnai Ooh cute!! Send recipe? I'm starting to cook again 🥰

@SimoneSyed It’s the best! I’m feeling more Californian every day Making simmered airline chicken with white asparagus and fingerling potatoes rn 💗

guess which one I bought

@ad0rnai It feels v French 🥰

@SimoneSyed You got it!!!!! A2 excellence ❤️

@mattschrader @micsolana I need this

@micsolana Thinner No thinner No make it basically just the fat sizzling on the flattop Yes perfect now sell it for $18

"let's take the cheeseburger, a technically perfect food, and smash it" "what?" "yeah we're gonna take a smusher and just smush the fuck out of it, people will go crazy"

@micsolana But it's delicious Mike

@FracSlap Agree

@SimoneSyed We're dealing with a low testosterone pandemic.

Incel/red pill culture is so interesting because what if those guys just built something instead of make asinine commits online

@JeredKenna Facts

@SimoneSyed Better but hard to really trust anything. Just gets really frustrating to be secure beyond that. Swapping keys etc. Then the bigger question if your device is compromised.

Yes. Exactly. Which is why you should only use signal 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@yishan @noah_schochet Ooohhh

@SimoneSyed @noah_schochet They’ve been trying to solve the seed mortality issue for going on 6 years now.

If you currently run a missile defense tech startup and you’re looking to pivot, may I recommend:

I’ve never even heard of some of these

@isaiah_p_taylor Based

There is no escaping jet fuel It is truly the pinnacle of chemistry, the best thing to come from the periodic table yet Nobody has yet faced the carbon single bond chain and won

@octal @cremieuxrecueil It would be so chic if she were not so pathetic

@cremieuxrecueil Ineffective but not an altruist, some kind of vindictive evil thing.

People have finally quantified how bad a donor Mackenzie Scott has been since her divorce with Bezos If she had given effectively, to charities known to deliver larger returns, she could've been 50 to 100 or perhaps even 1,500-times more effective! She's an Ineffective Altruist

@futurenomics @DARCSNOOPY @vocalcry It's just not my scene. As we've learned from the caterpillar sweater! :)

@SimoneSyed @DARCSNOOPY @vocalcry Skill issue

@futurenomics @DARCSNOOPY @vocalcry I've literally never once been to Balboa Cafe :)

@DARCSNOOPY @SimoneSyed @vocalcry Imagine ordering an espresso martini at balboa cafe in one of these

What are we even doing anymore

@sean_from_earth Oh! I missed the memo

@SimoneSyed no no no - part of the purpose of the internet was to honeypot the 4chan weirdos and make them feel like they are doing something so they don't go out and actually do something [because it would be something horrible].

@ArthurMacwaters I know!! Can't wait to hang out 🥰

@SimoneSyed You’d love her

Having a wife is literally the best thing ever man Life really is just richer