Amaru🗯

No one actually forgets they borrowed your money, they only hope you forget.

@Maryian96 In future, women will be paying men for sex

I have seen a story of a woman who offers sex at koinange,saying she offers one round at 50 bob, i paused and so many things came to my mind,like literally ffifte??? are we living in different worlds? i can imagine the number of men she has to sleep with to get a thousand khaiii mimi afadhali nirudi ushago nikalime tondu what the hell????

@Graveyard_KE 😅😂🤣

Vile iyo UDA ya Kasongo imeona dust uko Emurua Dikirr kumbe mshamtengenezaa Alphabetical order asome

@KiprutToo The voters bear full responsibility. After all, ‘I would rather die than resign’ seems to be the enduring motto of many famous Kenyan politicians.

Mp for Mosop, Arap Kirwa should have just resigned to focus on his health.

@jaykashed @ntvkenya @HassanOmarH @skmusyoka once said the person who made you Senator of Mombasa warned that you would never become Governor of Mombasa, and even questioned how you ever became the SG of his party. Looking at things now, I’m beginning to see the wisdom in those words.

@ntvkenya @HassanOmarH Listen to what your boss had to say !

Hassan Omar: The increase in fuel prices is a global challenge affecting many countries and not unique to Kenya.

@ArapTilingi They are the sole suppliers of oil to the military

Most legacy fuel stations we have in Kenya all originate from Europe, Stabex is the only one that's home grown, it started in Uganda as just one station and today it is in Kenya, Uganda, Rwanda, Burundi, South Sudan and DRC. If you get a chance fuel at Stabex today.

@KeKirwa Poverty is individual

I think Bunyores are the poorest community in Kenya.

@SpaceAgencyKE Is there single parastatal/kafament agency that is not headed by a yamune?

The Director General of the Kenya Space Agency, Brig. Hillary Kipkosgey, warmly welcomes you to the Global Data Festival and Kenya Space Expo & Conference 2026, taking place from 2–5 June 2026 at the Edge Convention Centre, Nairobi.

@Krepublics2_ Home to the Anacondas

Amazon Rainforest is bigger than the whole Kenya .. crazy, if you somehow find yourself lost here consider yourself dead.

@NjeriBt Diesel has gone up by 46 fucking shillings and here you're talking about some stupid bread.

How much would you buy a good loaf of bread for. Homemade. Just normal bread. Not sourdough.

@Ohta_Ryota 😅😂🤣😢😭😭😭

The first generation to see diesel sell 30 bob more than petrol.

@Belive_Kinuthia A DCP aspirant in just one constituency received more votes than you did across the entire county while running for senator.

Huko EMURUA DIKIRR things are hot. The DCP candidate couldn't believe it. He accepted defeat with grace and congratulated the UDA candidate even before final announcement of results. He went ahead to DITCH DCP live on camera and announced he will join UDA Party.

@fokango x.com/edwin_mbosso/s…

Its OVER! The other party really put a good show !

@_fels1 How come the Luo community is celebrating more than the Kalenjin community, even though there was no ODM aspirant in Emurua Dikir?

UDA will still win in Ol Kalau.....Chama Tawala doesn't joke with elections. May be you win in running your mouths and beating your chests using Marehemu Nderitu's money you disinherited the widow.

@Mundu_Mwega @SangKip4 What about prados?

@SangKip4 Avoid diesel engines if you can, unless it's a heavy commercial vehicle. (pedestrian opinion)

Someone said avoid the CX-5 diesel variant at all cost. Do you agree?

@mwabilimwagodi2 Luos, male or female, SIMP alot.

What is the problem with Dorcas Oduor? Isn't she like the Attorney General of the Republic of Kenya? Why can't she stand like she deserves to be in the room?

@inglorious_bat As long as you have money, where you were born doesn’t matter.

If you were to be born in Africa, there are few places better than Kenya to be born

@RealNate08 Money has power everywhere-even in hell, you could bribe the devil.

There’s a place in Redhill called Nyari Estate. Let me tell you maina, money is good bana!!

@MwesigyeFranks @mkainerugaba @SSssebunya @M_Kananura @mkituuma @ChrisOMagezi Ugandans need alot of civic education.

Gen. @mkainerugaba is the CDF, First Son, Senior Presidential Adviser on Special Operations, and a four-star General. But despite all these titles and authority, Gen. Muhoozi remains one of the most disciplined road users in our country. He does not violate traffic lights 🚦 and does not chase other road users from the road. I wish other officials could learn from his humble approach.🙏

@AbdulahiAdan10 Dictators fear death

5 years since Covid-19 was contained but Museveni is still social distancing.

@gabrieloguda When you see your enemies praising you...

Matiangi has suddenly realised inheriting Gachagua's enemies will lead him to a black hole. He's a sharp student, unlike Kalonzo who's still following the man around waiting for his hand to fall. In 2027, there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.