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No fucking way

@DannyJConrad Then you snapped a quick pic of him like a weird nonce

Walked past him and said “I think you’re in the wrong seat.” He took his AirPods out and said “what.” I said “I think you’re in the wrong seat” He said “no I’m 27C” and I said “ha Im just makin a joke that you should be in the pilot seat.” He said “ah” and put his AirPods back in

@Fortnite would rather give my dad enthusiastic head

better be Speedy to catch him before he leaves the Shop 🏃

@JboiHQ I wanna see a CGI monkey rape a bunch of children and pay the families off

The problem with biopics like this is that a part of your brain will always be judging how good the likeness/voice is instead of experiencing the actual story. They ought to find a way to depict pop stars a little less conventionally, perhaps as a CGI monkey?

I asked chatgpt how gay I am and it crashed?

@PrimalColin2 @NSquirejohn @Martin_Abrams AI literally can't solve a sudoku

@NSquirejohn @Martin_Abrams Written without knowledge about AI.

This Train Driver's response to Jeremy Vine questioning his wages is absolutely perfect 👌🏼

@seanAIMSS @MAJDrett

yeah man it's a battlefield year.

@samosaur wow she's beautiful

I realize mom already posted their faces publicly in the video, but I’m going to cover them in the pictures here anyways.

The individual recording this is the spouse of Lieutenant Colonel Adam Cole who is assigned to Fort Carson. I’m including a picture below.

@user030812737 @MAJDrett @MrDalekJD @grok is this true

@MAJDrett @MrDalekJD Ur pfp is a selfie

BREAKING: FIRST BLACK OPS 7 ZOMBIES TEASER!

This AI lark is the future

@instablog9ja I am going to shoot myself in the fucking brain with the gun

@KyseanTheDon @SaycheeseDGTL Fuck em

@SaycheeseDGTL This is straight up bag blocking for a lot of people. 💀

Starting July 15th YouTube will only pay creators who use their real voice and produce original content. Following will not be eligible for monetization: - Reused or repurposed videos - Copied content - Low effort uploads - Fully AI-generated videos

@MAJDrett @gunsnrosesgirl3 I was hammered mate so can't recall but I think the vids still on your Samsung D600

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Not impressed. Seen my mate do this sort of shit while black out drunk. Remember when you a handful of screwdrivers up in the air and caught them all in 2006. @analog707

The acrobatic skills of Jacob Grégoire

@lucymarionbrown interesting rhyming convention

Let’s give this Bob Vylan lot a listen then

Does that apply to Brits in Spain too?

@AlexWilsonAM Whys the only card I see this guy play - failing at belittling any detractors by being a passive aggressive sarcastic prick in every situation instead of answering the question. Stick a nappy on him

🚨Sadiq Khan turns a blind eye to fare evasion. He tells his staff to stand and watch it happen. Today, I asked him why. He literally sat in silence and ignored me.

@elonmusk you sharing any of that yummy piss?

lol

@daveatherton kill

Jamie Varley, 36, a head teacher & his partner John McGowan-Fazakerley, 31 were looking to adopt Preston Davey aged 13 months. They are in court after allegedly raping him & physically abusing him so badly he arrived at the hospital dead. Varley has been charged with the following: -Murder -Two counts of sexual assault of a male child under 13 inflicting GBH -Five counts of cruelty to a person under 16 -Ten counts of taking indecent images of a child -Two counts of possessing indecent images of a child -One count of distributing an indecent image of a child -One count of possessing an extreme image. John McGowan-Fazakerley, 31, has been charged with the following: -Causing and allowing the death of a child -Two counts of cruelty to a person under 16 Sexual assault of a male child under 13. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@guccithealien Technologic

Name one DeadMau5 song go

@DatDaDatty always been shit

Wtf are these beats Lil Wayne got on Carter 6. He cant be fr bro