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When Larry Sanders stops Beverly right before she's about to quit, that scene is the most emotionally poignant scene I've seen on a comedy show.

BREAKING: After a massive $372m opening for Super Mario Galaxy, Nintendo has greenlit a third film to complete the trilogy based on the iconic Mario x Tropic Thunder mashup.

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@kenwheeler I'd high five you but we both need to wash our hands first.

im in the clear boys

KASH PATEL: “There’s no credible information that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked minors.” Kash Patel perjured himself in a sworn statement before Congress. He shouldn’t just be fired, he should be criminally charged.

Excellent video. We need to expose these people for what they are.

TWO STATEMENTS BY TRUMP 7 MINUTES APART: Trump at 9:00: "Regime change was not our goal. We don't want that" Trump at 9:07: "Regime change is what we want. It is needed" These statements were made 7 minutes apart in the same speech

It was inspiring to watch the Artemis II launch yesterday — @NASA’s first crewed mission around the moon since 1972. Our space program has always captured an essential part of what it means to reach beyond what we thought was possible, and I hope the four brave astronauts on this mission will inspire a new generation to follow in their footsteps.

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DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT BE DISTRACTED.

@kenwheeler I just hate cruises in general. This just adds to my prejudice.

just had a buffet dinner so bad i opted out. do you have any idea how bad the food has to be that a fat mf like me declines to eat.

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RT if you miss having a Vice President who was respected around the world.

Donald Trump votes by mail. But this week, he signed an Executive Order so you can’t. Why? Because he is scared of your power, and he is scared of losing the midterms.

The 24th anniversary of The Wire is just under 2 months away. We’ll start the rewind today and conclude it on June 2nd with a party for cast/crew and fans in Baltimore. Rewind begins now. S5 E10: -30- “Ain't no nostalgia to this shit here” -Cheese

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@kenwheeler I made the mistake of going into the replies from that account. Bigoted replies all the way down. Blocked.

it’s unlikely that his friends and family respect him

this guy just called me dumb and blocked me so i just want to let 66k people know how fucking dumb this guy is

@ryanflorence @leerob You're smooth

@leerob Wow, looks like a 20 year gap with her older sister?

Life update... daughter #2 has arrived 🌸🌹

@afterlithiumx @kenwheeler You have seen his cooking posts though. Selection bias indicates protein out the wazoo

@kenwheeler Eat lots of protein. It keeps you from losing muscle.

because all my free time is spent parenting or trying to stay out of the permanent underclass