Mr Andy

@FreddysNewN2_ Yet he seems the most honest cunt in a world increasingly full of cunts.

@daveatherton @asda @nikefootball @IcelandFoods They had a board meeting and decided to JUST DO IT

If it is not only @asda or @nikefootball insulting the country's Christian & national traditions & culture, it is now @IcelandFoods who get in on the act. They have replaced the cross on hot cross buns with a tick. They found 20% preferred it. I suggest the other 80% boycott the shop. gbnews.com/lifestyle/food…

@joemerc732 Nerd

Just saw a load of religious folk praying in a perfect 4046.85642 m^2 rectangle. Must have been a #ValentinesDay mass acre

@RealMattKing @fontainesdublin @baxterdury @shamebanduk @amylandsniffers @Bunnymen @neworder @thecure @drycleaningband Get on the @YardActBand bus King

Anybody got any good music recommendations? Mainly been listening to @sleafordmods @fontainesdublin @baxterdury @shamebanduk @amylandsniffers @Bunnymen (obviously), The Pogues, Japan, Spear of Destiny, @neworder and @thecure and just now having a listen to @drycleaningband. Nice.

@brian_bilston @DoozerMcDooze saw this and thought of you

@wearejames @Razorlight RAZORLIGHT FFS , love James but noway I could suffer Razorshite to see them. What a mismatch.

We will be performing at Slessor Gardens in Dundee 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 this Summer on Friday 28th July 2023, with special guests @Razorlight! 🎟️ General sale tickets - Friday 17th February at 9am.

@milesanthonyja1 It's not smart to boo any form of peaceful protest. We could argue the chances of 22 young millionaire Marxists fooling everyone into joining their cause as long as you like but #bootheknee or any peaceful protest is and always will be a dick move.

@andozka People that #bootheknee are actually SMART folk that know it's a Marxist movement so bring it on x

Shit on it :(

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@Deliveroo @DeliverooEng @DeliverooHelp

@AsdaServiceTeam hiya , i can't amend my delivery Wednesday, im within the 48 hours , tweeting to prove I didn't just forget to amend it in time tomorrow when I call you , customer number 7326250179

@RickyGroverUK It's nice to have something to blame other than myself for living like this though.

Just thinking... 🤔 Lazing about, avoiding people... overeating! feeling guilty about all the stuff I haven't done... 😬 there's no easy way to say this' but I think I've been in lockdown for most of my life! #LockdownNow #StayAtHomeSaveLives #coronavirus

YOU’VE BEEN EXPECTING DISABLED AND UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE TO LIVE ON THIS FOR YEARS.

@mkcouncil £120 For you to collect my old dismantled shed and a rusty old birdcage and dispose of it ! It's no wonder there is a fly tipping problem.

Unless your a @guidedogs user then it's like a raffle if you get a cab or not.

@Isysuttie Feltch

I feel like lots of people have a “grown up word” or two they learnt in their late teens which they never use now - but which, back then, they immediately tried to stuff into all sentences, exam papers and house party conversations like an ineffable microcosm. What were yours?

@Skylinetaxis look at my file how many times I've reported access refusals to you , my number 07422523796 it's happened for the last time I'm getting legal advice and I want something done you protect them and allow it to continue @mkcouncil please don't believe otherwise .

@Skylinetaxis so what happened with driver that refussed me access as i use a @guidedogs ? Did you stop him working as promised on the phone or delete my booking off your system and say nowt like always to protect the law breakers that pay your radio rent ?

@shemakeswar @LeisureSociety @benedictsongs Ace cakes !

@LeisureSociety @benedictsongs Thank you, can't wait!

Wonderful support for our September tour! @shemakeswar (Manchester/ Southampton/Milton Keynes/Sheffield/Liverpool) and @benedictsongs (Oxford/ Grayshott/Newcastle/Birmingham). Tickets for all shows here → bit.ly/TLS19Tour except Milton Keynes → bit.ly/2xUHVus

@MSUK6 @Dawnlangdon Tried twice now , it's not working. After first page it crashes .

#Blog: Professor Dawn Langdon @Dawnlangdon asks for your help to tackle MS cognition. If you are a person with MS and you want to help, visit our blog and find out how you can contribute ms-uk.org/blog-ms-mind-s… #MS #MultipleSclerosis #Cognition