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Every man from has received the classic “HR breakup text” from a beautiful mid slightly out of his league and was sad for a few days.
The Safe & beta response (corporate compliance):
“All good, let me know if something changes!”
The right response is no response, but if you want to have fun… send this (borderline fireable, slight chance of promotion):
“No worries. Hmu when your next situationship implodes, & we can make out.”
When you’re already dead, you throw the Hail Mary
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