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@AuntieBoooog @NixFuryGlow No space for any shopping and unstable on the roads 😁

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The Daily Record’s splash - Nicola Sturgeon as Manuel from Fawlty Towers.

Funnier than fiction.... Evening's Easyjet flight from Gatwick delayed as UK heatwave causes rubber on the runway to melt and this has stuck to plane wheels. Engineers wiping it off.

Can you imagine my shock and horror at Peter Murrell pleading GUILTY to embezzling £400,310.65, and also a wee reminder that the police probe, called Operation Branchform, had been launched 2021 to investigate what happened to £660,000 in SNP donations…. Does this mean there’s still £260k that’s unaccounted for?

A further statement has been issued by Nicola Sturgeon: “Today the media is reporting details of items that my former husband has now admitted buying with SNP funds. I have seen questions raised about how I could not have known about this. I want to reiterate that I had no 1/5

Nicola Sturgeon says: “That I was fully cleared after a thorough investigation underlines that these are not my crimes.” Was she ‘fully cleared’? Or after a £2 million investigation did the Crown Office decide not to act on Police Scotland’s report for some reason?

@MikeNumerical @Simon_Ingari Only the military have access to zooming in that scale.

@Simon_Ingari And why does Google Earth have such low resolution pictures despite the fact it was launched in 2005? Satellites can now read a license plate number on a moving car but I can barely locate properties located in rural areas using Google Earth.

how is Google Maps allowed to have aerial photos of all our homes without ever asking permission?

Life's necessities? 🤔 All to advance independence! 🤦 In May and June of 2017, he bought two Bremont World Timer Alt 1 watches in white and black for £4,555.25 and £4,795 respectively. Other large purchases included: £4,225 on a Starwalker World Time fountain pen in March 2017 a £3,500 Hamilton and Inches hand chased wine coaster in Britannia silver, bought in December 2017 a Jura Giga 5 Cromo coffee machine for £3,231.90 in April 2016 a £3,192 purchase of a black tea set and vanity bureau from luxury goods maker Frank Smythson. Other large purchases included £9,350 on two Bremont watches and £3,192 on a Smythson dressing table and tea set (with a discount applied on the latter). The items purchased by Murrell include a collection of video games and consoles. Between November 2010 and March 2017, he bought several Nintendo DS’s, a PlayStation 3, an Xbox One and a Nintendo Switch for a combined total of £1,488.88. He also bought various editions of the Fifa games franchise, Battlefield 4 for Xbox and Grand Theft Auto for the PlayStation 4. In addition, the charges state he purchased a Turtle Beach Ear Force gaming headset for £50.89. They include high-end purchases, such as: a Miele coffee machine, which was bought for £1,299 in November 2014 a Le Crueset wok with lid, purchased for £170 in 2018 several Mont Blanc fountain pens a pencil sharpener from the brand Caran d'Ache, at £110. The wide variety of purchases also includes washing up bowls, toilet seats and even chopsticks. Murrell used SNP finances to buy a number of high-end coffee machines and luxury coffee beans. The schedule of items includes a Miele CM 6300 machine on 24 November 2014, which cost £1,299. Then on 1 February 2017 he used £1,865.75 of party money to buy a Jura bean-to-coffee machine. And on 10 October 2018 he invested in a Jura 28 fully automatic bean-to-cup coffee machine, which cost £2,595. The schedule shows Murrell bought Portuguese coffee beans on a number of occasions. In May 2017 he spent £84.95 on five packs of gourmet beans and £123.91 on five packs of roasted beans. Murrell also bought traditional instant coffee with SNP cash. This included 2kg of Nescafe Gold Blend in May 2018 for £81.16.

@PolitlcsUK Heathrow.... 🌞😁

🚨 NEW: The UK has today recorded the hottest May day ever at 33.5C in Heathrow

@ScotNational Tripe

BREAKING: Nicola Sturgeon has said she is 'angry, hurt, sad and very distressed' over her ex-husband's guilty plea to embezzlement Former SNP chief executive Peter Murrell has admitted embezzling more than £400,000 from the party

The real victims of Murrell’s crimes are the ordinary Independence Supporters who gave their hard earned cash to the SNP with the express purpose of furthering the cause of independence. They will want to know how their donations could have been embezzled for so long without 1/6

If anyone in court this morning happens to be in possession of this magazine then please pass this item to the prosecution……

What a crock...... 😁

So it's a plea deal. No trial, no cross-examination.

I might bid on that 😜

@SchemieG @francesbarber13 Indeed

@android_dogma @francesbarber13 Feel sorry for person 3 she had no idea Rosa Pleb would make an entrance let alone person 2 dealing with her soon to be Ex

I sincerely hope one of you brilliant people do a meme of Nicola Sturgeon being bopped on the head by a 2500K pepper grinder.

Sturgeon: "Money hasn't gone missing". SNP finances as solid as their financial case for independence 🤣

“Hi, we’re the Murrells and we’re in the Iron and Steel business. She does the ironing and I do the stealing”.

@SchemieG @francesbarber13 The Balmoral Hotel incident..... The love birds couldn't iron out their problems 😁

@francesbarber13 It was alledgedly out going from Nicola and involved an Iron and a posh Edinburgh railway hotel window and 2 other people neither was her husband

@JeremyVineOn5 It's the oldest currency on earth...... Surely we can hang on to that

Would you swap the pound for the Euro in order to rejoin the EU? It's a condition demanded by an EU chief after Labour challengers Wes Streeting and Andy Burnham put a return to the bloc back on the agenda. Is scrapping sterling a price worth paying?