Andy done Dunbar mark 2

@TheGriftReport He should have gone to specsavers

This Morning's Alison Hammond, 51, is “absolutely in love” with her Russian model and massage therapist boyfriend David Putman, who is turning 29. That’s a 22-year age gap. The couple met in 2023 when Alison booked a massage with him and have been together ever since. She said: “I completely understand why people are interested when there’s a 22-year gap, but what I find interesting is that it’s not as interesting when it’s the man who is older.” Alison added: “We are absolutely in love.”

@droopy_cock Fuck the fuck off

Many westerners are finding peace, fulfilment and a home in Islam, converts are always welcome, one day all will embrace Allah. ☪️

@bagshaw2112 Especially in a bag of ready salted crisps

Tonight we had ‘Pickled Eggs’ as part of the food buffet , absolutely delicious. Anyone else like these ?? #pickledeggs

@DeborahMeaden E.ougb reason to tell EU to fuck off marmalade is marmalade

Can we stop with the marmalade thing. We can still use it it’s just we need to add “citrus” to marmalade as other fruits are used in the EU. Hardly newsworthy…

@MarcherReborn Off gk the 🐴🐴

Where am I?

@WorkElizab Keyring

What's in her pocket? 🤔

@geoffbanksbet Too safe

The race itself is a shadow of the excitement it once was Some still describe it as great. I disagree

@CharlotteCGill Top totty , love listening to her

Why not just services to Cricket?

@MarcherReborn @BRICSinfo Fuck the Iranians, I remember yvonne fletcher

@BRICSinfo I’m old enough to remember the Iraqis saying that too 😂😂

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran army chief warns no enemy soldier will survive a ground invasion of Iran.

@BladeoftheS Where was the man who's fridge started if , who sold the fire doors and closers and where were the rightful tenants?

Nearly 9 years later and not a single person has been put on trial for killing 72 people at Grenfell. Justice is only for shoplifters and protestors, mass murderers walk free so long as they are rich.

@Geniustechw Should have been longer

This eco activist has been sentenced to 2 years in prison for throwing soup over a $90 million Van Gogh painting. What’s your reaction to the sentence?

@benonwine Would not bother

So how would you address this person?

@melindiscott Valencian brekkie

That's better

@Oceanbreeze473 Ai

First thing that comes to your mind?

@lady_valor_07 Agnes

I need a old fashion girls name that will fit her! Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@DVATW Woof woof

Given a binary choice, should we keep dogs or Muslims?

@JohnSimpsonNews @paullewismoney Goes with the territory

The Geneva Convention says it’s a war crime to target journalists, even if they work for an enemy organisation. It’s also a war crime to target medical workers. After the killing of 3 Lebanese TV journos last week, several medics coming to help them were killed as well.

@otokyo__ Why do women?

Why do men do this?

@rebekkarnold @SilentHitoshura You are bang on right a window is to be looked out of , otherwise why have thgm

@SilentHitoshura You don’t care but gave your opinion anyway

Am I the arsehole? I booked and reserved a window seat on the train because I like to spend my train journeys looking out of the window and disassociating, a lady gets on at the next stop and sits in the unreserved seats in front of me…

@danwootton How Edwards again hitting the pension fund for nonces

BREAKING RIGHT NOW: BBC have SACKED Scott Mills as host of Radio 2's legendary breakfast show after a complaint about his "personal conduct". He was taken off air last Tuesday as bosses investigate. The gay presenter has been at the British Bashing Corporation for over 25 years.