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@sodiumlights @fesshole Outstanding 😂

@fesshole My story about a masseuse detecting testicular cancer is very similar. Except my story had a happy ending.

I had a one night stand with a doctor. While he was fondling my breasts he said "you should have your GP check this lump out". Not the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me, but I did. It was breast cancer which was detected in time. Can't tell my husband how I found it.

@Nosuchhounds @parcelforce That's some pretty impressive shape-shifting!

@hollylouise318 @ChrisMorley46 @MissHeulwen @patrickamon @sallyhal3 @LeftieK13 @MattHancock If you're earning £80K, you only pay 40% tax on the earnings above £50,001, not all of your earnings.

@ChrisMorley46 @MissHeulwen @patrickamon @sallyhal3 @LeftieK13 @MattHancock Band 8d nurses with 4-5y+ experience earn over 80k. I don’t think people that have worked and trained hard and to get that kind of wage should have nearly half taken off them ?!

Shocking this Labour Manifesto. £80bn tax rises. £2,400 for every worker. Britain can’t afford the #CostOfCorbyn

@adelangers twitter.com/Alex_Negueruel…

Excuse my (dodgy) French but what fucking disgrace .......

@Nosuchhounds The joys of parenthood

Yorkshire World Cup Scene Mother "Do tha know name of that Brazilian Lad who keeps rolling ont floor" Son "Neymar" Mother "Nevermind, was worth an ask"

Incredible timelapse footage of the forest fire in Saddleworth, Manchester has been captured by amateur photographer Tristan Manchester.

The Inbetweeners came out 10 years ago and it seems Jay Cartwright is still at it... 😳🙈 twitter.com/portvalelegend…

My thoughts from today’s frightening near miss. If you agree, have had the same or can relate to this, I’d appreciate it shared.

@Alpkit Looking forward to it. We'll be there to help in the morning

"Sorry, I didn't order a beer." "That's gravy, sir." "It's what?" "Gravy." "In a can?" "Yes." [looks round] "Gravy?" (Pic: @Eamonn_Forde)

Getting so many messages from road crime victims coupled with polite inaction from our justice system, I think it's time for this:

@RichardMackney Butter wouldn't melt...

Can anyone give a good home to these @Alpkit bikpacking bags? Email me if you'd be able to use them on an adventur… ift.tt/2qwZaOl

@Nosuchhounds the only decent thing on and I missed it

@RichardMackney @Nosuchhounds said he'd been up and it was chocker.

@Nosuchhounds sorted, beats brown twiggy beer hands down.