King Andy

I can be a fool sometimes. But today is my day! Available on all streaming platforms: album.link/i/1558671854

My wife and I have singing battles. She sings gospel. I sing @jonbellion . I just thought that's funny

@tonytheegoon I blame my parents because why didn't they tell me?

- Rent -Groceries - Family - Car maintenance - upkeep - Bottle of Jameson All in one salary??

Episode 1 of trying out random business ideas with “abit” of research and Demand. Last year December, I had some extra cash and thought to myself, “What business can I do?” I went online on a Chinese shopping app and bought 15 power banks and they were going for a good price and I am still shocked.I ordered and sent them to my shipping company. Note: I used a ship instead of air cargo or whatever movement they call it. Reason? It’s cheaper. Fast forward to the first week of February, they came in. I only paid K640 for shipping. Total investment Buying them, Shipping and Gas in my gas to go and pick them was still less than K5000!! So I had 15 power banks with me. I looked at the market price. Most people were selling good power banks like mine at K750 - K1,000 because of load shedding and all. I went with the lowest figure to get fast sales. I also gave my clients a month warranty. Why? I trust the power banks I bought because I bought the same power bank a year ago and it’s still functional ! Also to gain people’s trust. I made a post here and sold 7 .I recovered my investment same day. The rest of the power banks have been selling (sometimes 2 a week), but that has become my passive income. Guess what? Only 2 power banks are left today.If all 15 are sold, that is K11,250 minus the investment… Whatever you do with this information is up to you . Onto the next small business next week !!! #Business101Episode1

@WriteThatPain @LauraMiti @NamaungaMoonga 😂

@LauraMiti @NamaungaMoonga

Directly affected, in Zambia, by the pulling of US Aid: 100s Zambian employees & their families. Rental property. Home workers for the Americans returning to the US. Schools Restaurant & gen tourist industry. Supermarkets. Workshop venues in the provinces Gen liquidity.

@Timipre18 @AjeboDanny You're going to need more cents

@AjeboDanny Let me add my 2 cents.. Nowhere in the bible says smoking weed is a sin. But Romans 13 says we should obey governing authorities. The governing authorities have tagged weed as "illegal" so by smoking weed you're disobeying authorities and thereby disobeying Bible instructions.

Is smoking weed a sin tho, is it in the bible?

@MeloveUSome @veryloudohn Woah. Really?

@veryloudohn Continue lying to yourself, that was the last thing that tried to care for your country. Sugelite the entire luapula is sold out by your elite in just a year. Wake up.

If PF was still in power :fuel K100 per litre :Meali meal 25kg bag k650 :5lts cooking oil k1500 :They would have sold the copperbelt to the Chinese.

@elijahkayz1 @jonathanlupand0 @MosesJnrPhiri_ I came to say exactly this. Knock the 0 off the 80

@jonathanlupand0 @MosesJnrPhiri_ Unfortunately this was as of 2019-2021. We are way too far to be independent on our own, we have a long way to go

I have a question if American taxpayers are funding our healthcare, what is our taxpayers' funding?

@the_MYI Fresh

2025. 🦅

@peterngoma2028 @chisengamusic @DuncanSodala @kryticworldwide @killa My guy!!!

@chisengamusic @DuncanSodala @kryticworldwide @killa @andymezzm

Refusing to hold older people accountable is the reason this country is the way it is.

"It's a bird? It's a plane?" I don't understand the insane

@CrazeMoore @bee_liciousss 150? At Kanyama that's a slow morning.

@bee_liciousss Buti kwena 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣mu private you see 20-30 patients per day elo mu government you see 100 to 150 patients per day ati shani again 🤣🤣🤣civil servants actually do well in private sectors and private sectors mostly hire civil servants with experience.

Health workers who switch to NGOs thrive and get bonuses after bonuses and promotions after promotions. In government, there is no motivation, and promotions happen once in a while. So yea, people relax and work according to how much they get paid

@tonystatovci Idiot

I’m boxin Robin what’s his lil ahh gonna do 😭😭

@tonytheegoon So whiskey at home paka Bluetooth

Don’t try to compete with thieves this December lol Enjoy it within your means .

@Cee_thr33 😂 my wife deals with geckos. Because if a thief comes it's me. If it's a small lizard it's her. Non negotiable

Todays pointless ranking: Scariest nearby animals (🧵): 1.) Frogs (I’m a brave nigga 9/10 but that 1? Frogs have it. I’m bang. Why do they look like that? Move like that? Sound like that?) 2.) Rats (maybe 8/10 tbf 😅 coz even rats I’m bang). 3.) Geckos (like go away bro)

So you believe Jonah but your man disappears for three days and it's a problem

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@JColeVillle @JColeNC Losing my balance on Spotify is a blessing

@musondazozo1302 @BBC @CNN @AlJazeera @SkySportsPL @SkyNews @FoxNews @SABCNews @ayrastarr @temsbaby @Tyllaaaaaaa Going to be a song somewhere talking about "love you with the lights off like it's Zambia"

I have come to tell the world that there has been no electricity in Zambia for 4 days now. We are suffering @BBC @CNN @AlJazeera @SkySportsPL @SkyNews @FoxNews @SABCNews @ayrastarr @temsbaby @Tyllaaaaaaa

My fear of being unsuccessful is bigger than my fear of dying.