Andy Weightman

Let's get this straight: the hardest bloke in Neighbours was Lou Carpenter. He would have battered Jim Robinson, Paul Robinson, Gail, Mr Udagawa – and any other sap associated with Home James. Don't @ me, I'm right.

Remembering Gone Fishing’s Ted - Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse pay tribute More ➡️ bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/20…

"Tough one, I think I'd have to say... the best of the Bible"

Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new? Roald Dahl: There's this peach... Publisher: Is it - Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge

everything ok babe? you’ve still not sucked me off through the Captain Tom glory hole.

If Spurs do go down, it’s inevitable that players will be leaving in the summer. But my question is, how much is Udogie in the window?

I’ve been conducting research recently about what you can get away with on Tesco’s handheld scanners, and I’m devastated to confirm that they have now stopped them from displaying a first name. It was great while it lasted …

Evangelicals have been warning of the Antichrist for decades. Then when he shows up, they started wearing his merchandise 😂😂

Condorman (1981) is fascinating. Disney attempted a James Bond/superhero rival starring Michael Crawford (yes, Frank Spencer from Some Mothers Do ’Ave ’Em). It didn't fly, but it has moments of brilliance: Henry Mancini's score, the locations, Oliver Reed, and this Porsche chase

32 years ago today, we lost KURT COBAIN... he is so missed! 💔😔 Nirvana really pulled the ultimate prank on Live BBC in 1991 👇

Come on BBC. I’ve only just got John Alford in, and now I’m supposed to find space for Scott Mills?

March 1988 After Harry Enfield's "Loadsamoney" makes his Friday Night Live Debut his Geordie Character "Bugger All Money" is unleashed #80s

Nobody talks about the late 30s to 40s personality shift, where you no longer want to be impressive. You want to be more rested, reserved, and completely unavailable to anything that draining.

Imagine how ridiculous it would be if Dusk Till Dawn won 11 Oscars including Best Picture in 1996. It would be a national scandal. Like Congress would be holding hearings about Hollywood corruption.

Rage Against the Machine performing "Know Your Enemy" with Maynard James Keenan of Tool at Glastonbury Festival in Somerset, England (1996)

The one thing yesterday's game made me realise is that if Wrexham end up being promoted to the premier league, the coverage is going to be absolutely insufferable