Hey @amazon@AmazonHelp my account - that I have had since 1998 - has been suspended for 2 weeks without cause and no one will respond to any of my repeated communications for a resolution. Can we get someone on this please?
#amazon#badcustomerservice
@Popeyes I love driving in the rain to pick up an order I paid for through the app to have the location closed. Super cool of you to take my money and not give me my food.
@Arbys that was a shitty vodka release. Site crashed multiple times and dropping inventory during checkout. Use a better partner next time that can handle scale.
Girl at target, regarding my card: you have to have to slide it in gently
Me, a comedian: good advice for life honestly
Girl: Awkward laughter OK HAVE A GOOD DAY SIR
#flirting
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