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@RonWyden From now on they must only gun people down in the dark

The second murder by Trump's ICE thugs in a week. Gunning down people in broad daylight doesn't make anyone safer. It puts every single one of us at risk.

@catturd2 Why, are you looking for some?

Does anyone have the explosive diarrhea parasite? 😂

@DoomerTapes Just carry at 3:30, it's much more comfortable as well.

No matter how safe it is, i hate carrying a glock appendix. How do you get over the fear of your gun pointed literally at your cock and balls?

@TRHLofficial Can I just gargle some bleach in between bites?

The most effective way to kill parasites is to soak your produce in a gallon of water with 1 tsp of bleach for 1-2 minutes, then rinse thoroughly for 30 seconds to a minute, and pat dry.

@KerryBilicki @VitalVegas @LasVegasLocally Hell Yeah, another Dotties!

Would you believe me if I told you the sexiest new cocktail lounge in Vegas is in this picture? Stay tuned for the details. @VitalVegas @LasVegasLocally

@MorosKostas It doesn't sound like they really care about the price of guns. They don't want gun companies to make money because they may spend some of it opposing gun control.

....so Guns Down America thinks guns are too expensive? Not on my bingo card, but OK! Would they like to write an amicus brief in our support in the CA excise tax case?

Oh, the Trace cares about high gun prices? Well have I got the story for them. California taxes and fees increase gun prices by huge amounts! From my upcoming law review article:

@Vegasfan1970 I usually get the Jambalaya. Pretty much everything on the menu is great.

Quite possibly my favorite Vegas meal ever. Combo pan roast, level 5.

@TheEbonyMaw The book isn't in your 6th grader's school library.

I’m primarily looking for serious answers here. If a book is 1. Not illegal to own. 2. Won’t put you on an FBI watchlist to own. 3. Available pretty much anywhere books are sold. then what constitutes a book being “banned” to these people?

@macona @TheTacticalHobo Does that person whose number was stolen end up getting extra social security?

@TheTacticalHobo Using someone else’s SSN. A lot of employers who use these people intentionally don’t verify the SSN.

It's interesting how we're continuously told that illegal immigrants "pay taxes". How exactly are you paying taxes if you are working under the table without a Social Security number or using a fraudulent one?

@TheTacticalHobo sales tax

@RogerJStoneJr What he should do is fly to Tehran himself and stay there

Mamdani sending aides to meet with the Iranian Ambassador is a definite violation of the Logan act for the Mayor should be prosecuted

@ClayTravis Airports and planes are probably 2 places where it makes sense. Not because of covid but just regular crap like the flu and colds.

I’m stunned by the number of people still wearing masks in airports and on planes when I travel to the east or west coast. It’s a far left wing status symbol now.

@omgsidewalks Capitalism is having a house. Socialism is living in an assigned apartment bloc with a shared kitchen and bathroom.

Socialism is the fire department showing up to save your house. Capitalism is the insurance company finding a reason not to pay for the damage.

@SallyMayweather No matter what, don't solve your own problems. Tattle to the teacher and let them do it.

White liberal women and the cucks who serve them will be the death of this country

@RNCResearch "What has been successful in other countries"

Democrat Socialists of America (DSA) NYC Co-Chair Grace Mausser when asked if socialism is contrary to the American dream: MAUSSER: "In many ways...we're trying to look back at what has worked in America's past, but also look at what has been successful in other countries."

@BeardsonBeardly They say that to everyone

I showed my dick to a flock camera and the police pulled up and said nice cock

@Dianexis Anything from these labels Dance Mania Elektrofunk DataBass Good luck finding them on a jukebox

Hanging with a stripper gimme songs to put on the jukebox

@financedystop Now we're all wondering, "does my wife also feel this way?"

There's a subreddit where women post a picture of their dinner and air out their frustrations going on in their lives. >Woman, 26 Asian >Married a guy she hates >Moved across the continent to be with him >Hates his personality(fishes, beer, etc) >Boring Midwesterner >Peaked in high school >Has to "be his mom" >Plans on getting another job and leaving him This guy probably has no idea she hates him and is going to get financially ruined

@omgsidewalks Just float up to a cloud and help yourself

Water is a basic human necessity. It was never meant to be a commodity. Decolonize your mind.

@yuenglingbeer Stick the cap in your back pocket. Then find like 10 of them in the dryer when you do laundry.

Quick poll for the select markets: Are you twisting the cap back on... or finishing the bottle? 😏