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@ceraliza Never happened

I was on the bus heading home after work, exhausted and staring out the window. Some guy sitting across from me kept looking over until he finally said, “SMILE, LIFE CAN’T BE THAT BAD” I looked him dead in the eye and said “I’m on my way back from identifying my fiancé’s and sister’s body which is how I found out they were having an affair” His face drained instantly, and he started apologizing over and over, saying he was “just trying to cheer me up.” At the next stop, he got off even though it clearly wasn’t where he meant to stop. None of it was true. But it annoys me when people think they have the right to dictate how people are feeling and what expressions they make, especially when they don't know what is going on in their lives.

@Acyn I have such deep admiration for that belly button hanging on for dear life.

Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding? Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.

RT if you love De’Von Achane 🔁

@PageSix I actually thought he was talking about HIS kids.

Nick Lachey claims ex Jessica Simpson flew in first class while her 3 kids sat in economy during 6-hour flight trib.al/cIk9BDz

@TheMaineWonk @MalcolmNance @GovRonDeSantis

DeSantis is shutting down Alligator Alcatraz after Florida blew $1 BILLION in taxpayer money building and operating it. Trump promised Federal reimbursement and it was never delivered… because Trump pays no one.

@BrianEntin @NewsNation Fort Pierce Florida??

Brian Hooker’s sailboat Soulmate has been seized by the U.S. Coast Guard. We couldn’t use the drone bc it’s too close to the base, so borrowed a super nice neighbor’s kayak. Lynette Hooker is still missing. @NewsNation

@KristinChristy We really should be friends.

If we have a UK game: watching on my couch with a mimosa and post game nap > blowing 2k to be mortified by our offense, for the last 3/4 years that hasn’t proved shit

@rmlimodriver69 Have a great week Ronnie 🎈!

Goooooood MUNDAY MORNING To Yah!

@Gianl1974 @grok is this real

Own mother wrote this : my son is a IDIOT

Giveaway time 👀 RT for your chance to win a signed mini helmet from @KadynProctor1!

@901Lulu I would have such a hard time EVER leaving anywhere if my husband was missing. This scum is guilty and it's glaring.

Movement in the case of missing woman Lynette Hooker. She has been missing from the Bahamas for a month. Last person to see her was the husband who has still not returned to the Bahamas to search. Investigators from the U.S. Coast Guard are searching for additional information about Lynette’s disappearance near Aunt Pat’s Bay, near Elbow Cay and Hope Town, on the night of April 4th, 2026. A search has been launched to look for the owner of a sailboat that was moored near the sailing vessel Soulmate in Aunt Pat’s Bay that day. Anyone who knows the identity of the pictured sailboat’s owner or occupants is urged to call in a tip. It would seem that the timeline of the investigation has shifted. Law enforcement wants to know what went down that day before all of Brian’s alleged dinghy adventures.

@stevegorilla @sidrosenberg19 "Nobody's interested in anything you have to say ..."

@SeeRacists Wonder what didn't tip her off 🤯

🚨 LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE: Joshua Cottrell sentenced to TWO life terms after brutally stabbing & bludgeoning his girlfriend Kayla Blake and her 13-year-old daughter Kennedi McWhorter to death in their Morehead, Kentucky home last September. Cottrell lived with them, moved the bodies after the murders, and was arrested in Paducah with blood on his clothes. The victims were discovered during a welfare check after a coworker raised the alarm. He initially pleaded not guilty but changed his plea April 28. Circuit Judge Elizabeth Davis sentenced him immediately to the maximum. This monster slaughtered a mother and her child under their own roof.

@smoke_nd_pearlz Girl are you cranky today or what!

And another thing: stop bringing your non service animals into the fucking grocery stores! That shit so nasty as fuck! Same thing for restaurants! If it ain’t an animal friendly restaurant keep your damn pet at the house!

AND the mechanics!!!

@rmlimodriver69 Hi Ronnie! 👋

GoooooooD MUNDAY Tooooo YaH!!

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@901Lulu Sick.

Christopher Kepner says he was one of the first to arrive on scene after a maid cleaning the cruise ship cabin found Anna deceased under the bed. ‘I checked her pulse. I pulled her out from under the bed. I knew my daughter was dead before the medical examiner got in there. I don’t want to be back in that room.’ Christopher and his wife, Shauntel Hudson, told the Daily Mail they would not be attending the trial. Saying he cannot possibly ‘relive’ the moment he discovered Anna. ‘Unless they ask me to be there, neither my wife or I will be attending.’ 🙄 ‘I’ve heard all the evidence, I saw it for myself. They have everything they need. It’s going to be too painful to relive it all again.’ Christopher Kepner wants us to think that he is a victim when in reality he allowed his daughter to sleep alone in a room with her step-brother. He failed to protect Anna when she needed it the most. Anna’s ex-boyfriend shared that he caught Timothy Hudson climbing on top of Anna in the middle of the night during a FaceTime call. No way that was the only time something inappropriate happened PRIOR to the cruise. #justiceforannakepner

@patriottakes She looks beautiful and ofc your posting a woman.

A guest at Mar-a-Lago this weekend. These are the same people who complain about Super Bowl dancers.

@timony001 A

What are the chances you'd vote for Michelle Obama for President in 2028? A. 100% B. 50% C. 25% D. 0%