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@Nerdrotics @Collider Why does that kid look like Page?

@Collider There is a bigger problem with the cast.

HBO’s early Season 2 renewal for ‘Harry Potter’ may have solved one of the reboot’s biggest challenges ⚡ With production moving quickly between seasons, the series can avoid major aging gaps for its young cast — keeping Harry, Ron, and Hermione much closer to their book ages as the story unfolds. After the first teaser pulled in massive numbers, HBO is clearly moving full speed ahead on its new Wizarding World era 🪄 #HarryPotter #HBO

@JoeyMannarino They don’t assimilate, for those who don’t get the point

I love that all the liberals keep pointing out that the guy in Italy who committed the terror attack wasn’t a migrant himself but came from migrant parents to Italy. North African migrant family at that. They’re proving the entire point.

@iFightForKids Doesn’t that mean according to their logic you can hunt him down for perpetrating violence?

ok so since he called me, and I quote, "nigga" does that mean I can now say it or....? is it basically just a one way street thing.... somebody break down the science for me

@PoorHablador @GigglingGanon Point is a black man wouldn’t. We’ve all SEEN their dash cam videos

@GigglingGanon Now let's try that again, but this time the magician is a black man ...

Officers pulled this guy over for a broken tail light and suspicion of DUI. What they got instead was a sobriety test they will never forget. We’ve seen thousands of hours of body cam footage, but this footage from Conway, Arkansas, remains in a league of its own. Most drivers get a pit in their stomach when the red and blues start flashing—but Blayk Puckett saw a stage. Blayk, a student at the University of Central Arkansas, was driving home from a late-night study session at the library. A Conway PD officer noticed he had a broken brake light and was driving a bit slow, leading to a pull-over on suspicion of a DUI. When asked if he had anything on him the officers should know about, Blayk didn't reach for his ID—he mentioned he was a magician and had a "magic wand" in his pocket. Instead of a standard field sobriety test, Blayk made a legendary proposition: ​"I'll do some magic/juggling if you insist." With the officers’ blessing (and their own phones out to record), Blayk grabbed his juggling pins and went to work right there in the parking lot of a local BBQ joint. His coordination was so flawless that the officers didn't just realize he was sober—they became his biggest fans. You can hear the genuine laughter in the background as one officer admits, “You just made my night.” No handcuffs, no tickets—just a warning for the brake light and a handshake. Blayk later said he wanted to show that police interactions can be positive and humanizing. ​In a world of high-speed chases and intense legal battles, this remains a gold standard for what happens when a little personality meets a lot of professional courtesy. This was great to see how the officers were having a good time while on a stop. Something that rarely ever happens.

@SCHIZO_FREQ @ScottMGreer She’s a vapid piece of shit

We’re in the “late stage capitalism” phase of dating game theory Famous athletes used to go and sleep with random groupie women no questions asked bc of the status differential But average women now realize that if a high-status guy ever hits on them, their best move is to make a huge deal about how “famous men want to have sex with me!!” and post it all over the internet for attention Guys see this and make a mental note that interacting with women appears to be reputationally hazardous. They do it less Women see that and write articles about “where have all the good men gone,” “why doesn’t approach me anymore”, “are you all GAY??” All of this can be fixed very easily by just policing these antisocial behaviors that pollute the commons

@disparutoo @Aris_Utensil And my mom’s response to vegetarians was, “Have you ever seen a skinny cow?”

They do this to preserve calories, humans are not the same kind of predator we never ran after prey we used our minds to come up with better methods. But thinking is also calorie intensive. When you realise the purpose of thinking is to solve a problem and then stop thinking to preserve calories. Explains a lot of world problems 😂

Huh... that's a really good point

@MrAndyNgo Tiny women are security. What could go wrong. Letting kids in with hoods and masks. What could go wrong. Btw, not hearing any London accents

London — A group of males were recorded stealing clothes from JD Sports in Ilford, east London. The staff of young women tried to take back the merchandise.

@DefiantLs Dietary. 95% of the food in grocery stores are poison

RFK Jr. on the new generation of kids: “The level of anxiety in these kids is something that I’ve never seen before in my life.” “It just seems to me from my own observations that the anxiety levels are off the chart.”

@athenaeumbc @michaeljknowles Well, considering we’ve had a black female Viking king, a black Cleopatra, and a black Helen of Troy, I think you know

This is a 1902 Oxford scholarship exam. How would you do?

CIA Contractor admits they're the ones behind the violent protestors at rallies and the media that protects them. When you see rioters assemble, it's not organic at all. It's paid for by evil elites

@ClownWorld Mailman is wrong

Homeowner asks the mailman not to walk on her grass Mailman gets annoyed by her response, throws the mail on the ground, says something as he walks away Internet is now split. Some siding with the homeowner, others with the mailman Who do you think is wrong here? Homeowner or mailman?

@ZeducationYT Mervin’s

K-Mart, Blockbuster, Pamida. What else?

@3Strands4now @ewarren Can you believe these retards don’t understand about maintenance and sealing a pool? Probably upset it isn’t going into their pockets like it usually does

@ewarren The net cost of illegal immigration for the United States is at least $150.7 billion annually Not your wampum, ours

$15M for painting the Lincoln Reflecting Pool electric-blue. $100M for a giant Arch named after Trump. $1B for Trump’s ballroom. If this administration is interested in rooting out government waste, they can take a look at Trump's taxpayer-funded vanity projects.

@ChucklingChrly @HistorianUSA1 Rabies

Imagine sitting on a pier and this happened. What's your reaction? What could be going through the head of the bird to just stroll up like that. 🤔

@disparutoo Craig is too ghey

It's not ooze sex appeal. It's suave sophisticated gentleman. Otherwise you can end up with Daniel Craig rough as a badgers arse. Because you're casting for the wrong demographic. This really should be a man casting.

@tylerbowyer @PHNX_Hockey But wiping out the desert for solar farms and data centers is A-Okay

@PHNX_Hockey You can thank that radical progressives and socialists in Tempe for this— they were the ones who opposed it and lost us the team because of it.

3 years ago today, Tempe voters rejected the Coyotes' proposed arena and entertainment district 💔

@KinelRyan That was pretty obvious, the other guy read reticent. Anxious for Gina tho, everyone saying Rhonda’s gonna win

Francis Ngannou with the KNOCKOUT

@ZeducationYT And girls surround themselves with a gaggle that will happily stab them in the back

😂

I still remember the first time I saw this chart. Something inside me died that day.

@Jonnyc0803 @DDayCobra @ginacarano She still won’t fuck you

@DDayCobra @ginacarano If only she knew you guys fire people for stepping out of line like her old bosses did.

Excited to be in LA for @ginacarano's fight tonight LIVE! No matter what happens, she's already a winner! #TeamGina