Mr Anonymous

@Sargon_of_Akkad A welder, a Ninja and a nun.

Breaking new frontiers in women's lib, @stellacreasy.

@MPIainDS @FUDdaily I would tackle the demographics before the economics.

None of Britain’s problems can be fixed until we tackle the welfare bill. The US attack on Iran has revealed the frailty of the British state, with the public finances crumbling, energy insecure and our defences weak. telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/0… Analysis by the Centre for Social Justice @csjthinktank shows that an economically inactive claimant topping up benefits with health and housing add-ons can receive the equivalent of a pre-tax salary of more than £30,000. There are over six million full-time workers – around one in four – whose earnings are lower. This is not sustainable or fair. The answer is a return to a welfare system that restores the principle that work must always pay. Universal Credit gives ministers the tools, costing billions less than if we’d kept the old system, according to the Resolution Foundation. This war has cast the country’s parlous state into sharp relief. Reforming welfare is the first step on the road to rebuilding our national foundations. Yet the alternative is dire – with threats to our freedoms in a dangerous world, Britain simply cannot afford huge welfare bills, followed by more borrowing, higher taxes, wasted potential and weak defence.

@FUDdaily Temu Matt Goodwin

And you'll squit your knickers if anyone proposes doing something about it.

@kevevs1908 @MediaSOI More to the point I don’t think “it” knows.

@MediaSOI Is that a man or a woman ? Genuine question by the way I really don’t know

This thing is Samia Islam, your Green Party candidate for Keele, Newcastle-under-Lyme. If you vote for this, you’re a fucking lunatic

@FUDdaily Less haste. How can you be sure it’s not a raging right winger under cover?

If they're trying to provoke a race war, it stands a good chance of working.

@WasSamLowryEsq I wonder how many body bags have been packed?

This is going to be a fucking disaster.

@moymiz Israel is the owner/boss not and ally😂

FACT: Israel is putting the other U.S. allies to shame.

@TheAliceSmith Is the left one a welder?

I think I recognise the one in the middle from last year when I had a weekend break in Londonistan.

@rcolvile @BurnsideWasTosh That’s rather specific. I’m happy with any cause of death.

I'm generally a peaceable man, but whoever came up with Making Tax Digital For Income Tax needs to die in a fire.

@Danger_Dane Not certain, but I suspect it’s footage of the Notting Hill Carnival.

@Steve_Laws_ What’s the context for this? Was it some kind of rally, festival, protest, riot?

Looks like a bowl of coco pops

@AdrianJHopkins @JChimirie66677 @Richardbishop Or every shop will have a business model like Argos.

@JChimirie66677 @Richardbishop Retail shops won’t bother renewing leases as they fall due. More home deliveries from large, secure, central warehouses and our high streets converted to more housing interspersed with take aways, coffee shops and hair salons. Lovely.

The Clapham Mob Didn't Appear By Accident The footage from Clapham this week showed something specific: not opportunistic theft, but organised invasion. Dozens of young men moving through shops in coordinated groups, staff powerless, shelves stripped. The Metropolitan Police expects more of it on Saturday. Intelligence suggests the organisers are already planning to move to Crystal Palace to stay ahead of patrols. Shabana Mahmood would like you to believe this is a policing problem. But she commissioned the sentencing review that dismantled deterrence, introduced the legislation as Justice Secretary, then moved to the Home Office in time to receive the consequences in her inbox. Last month, the Sentencing Act came into force. Under its terms, judges and magistrates must treat prison sentences of under one year as a last resort, available only in exceptional circumstances. Ministry of Justice data confirm what that means in practice: 98 per cent of shoplifters currently serving custodial sentences would qualify for community punishments instead. Up to 12,000 of Britain's most prolific retail thieves will avoid jail as a direct consequence. The Government will tell you the evidence supports this approach. Criminals jailed for six months or less reoffend at 59 per cent. Community orders produce a 24 per cent reoffending rate. The numbers are real. The argument is not dishonest. But applying it to prolific shoplifters with fifteen or more previous convictions, already cycling through courts on tags and community behaviour orders, requires a particular kind of wilful blindness. These are not first offenders awaiting rehabilitation. These are people for whom the existing system already had no effective answer, and the new one has even less. The police chiefs said so. Before the Bill passed, the National Police Chiefs Council modelled the consequences. Their projection: a 6 per cent spike in overall offences in year one, translating to 396,000 additional recorded crimes. Gavin Stephens, the NPCC head, was explicit. His own forces were planning for increased offending across every category. Neighbourhood policing and anti-social behaviour responses would suffer as resources shifted to manage the surge. The NPCC asked for an extra £400 million to cope. Parliament was told this. Mahmood's department was told this. The law passed anyway. That sequence matter. Labour did not stumble into the disorder on Clapham High Street. It walked in with its eyes open, accepted the short-term cost on behalf of communities that had no vote on the matter, and called it reform. Marks and Spencer wrote to both Mahmood and Sadiq Khan this week. The letter was not from a campaign group or a tabloid. M&S is Britain's most recognisable high street institution, and its retail director said publicly what every shop worker and security guard in the country already knows: crime is not falling. Criminals are becoming more brazen, more organised and more violent. Staff are frightened. The public is at risk. Khan's response was to call such claims lies. The Government's response was to cite the long-term benefits of rehabilitation. One senior police source described the operational reality with precision: prolific shoplifters act with near impunity because courts never remand them. Catch them, charge them, watch them walk out and do it again. The Sentencing Act has not changed that calculus. For the most persistent offenders, the practical effect is the abolition of consequences. Labour inherited a prison overcrowding crisis. They had choices about how to solve it. They chose this. They were told it would produce more crime. They passed it anyway. The communities absorbing the consequences were not their political problem. "Dozens of young men moving through shops in coordinated groups, staff powerless, shelves stripped. The Metropolitan Police expects more of it on Saturday."

@echetus @FUDdaily Not sure if an extra ping pong table will sort out these feral rodents.

Decided to check, and there are 10 youth clubs within two miles of the M&S. We must wonder what density of youth clubs is required to prevent mass robberies.

@TheGriftReport @FUDdaily His Deputy will of pushed him off a balcony before then.

Green Party co-leader Zack Polanski wants to slash Britain’s motorway speed limit to just 55mph. The plan also includes hiking fuel tax, slashing parking spaces and forcing drivers to re-sit their test every five years. Greens say it will save fuel, cut accidents and make people switch to buses and trains. Tories slam it as “out of touch madness” and a full-blown war on motorists. This guy hasn't a clue has he?

@InspGadgetBlogs @FUDdaily Deport.

Green Party candidate Tope Olawoyin has resigned after claiming the arson attack on four Jewish ambulances in Golders Green was an "inside job" by Jews themselves. She posted on X: “I can say with almost absolute certainty the men arrested are white… probably even Jewish.”

@thesundaysport You wouldn’t be laughing if your metaphorical request actually happened.

Not saying I'm infantile but when I go to the barber and ask for a 'number 2 all over' still makes me chuckle to myself

@Danjsalt Get this Bryl cream wet wipe to the front line.

How's about being anti Iran and anti this dumb war because we're clever enough to realise what a crap idea it is?

@iAnonPatriot Please do. All the best.

Our aircraft are being shot out of the sky, and NATO is nowhere to be found. It’s time to leave.

@wesstreeting How awful.

It would be nice if all the people outraged by Muslim prayers in Trafalgar Square shared this wonderful post about the Passion in the square today. On my way to church this afternoon, I saw local rabbis in Gants Hill and Muslims going for Friday prayers. This is 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿.

@Kingbingo_ Looks like a Tomahawk being launched.

If an Alien space ship lands, they get out & walk around making polite conversation before flying away I really hope there is at least one man in the crowd so we get a picture of them.

@FUDdaily Get rid. They are just parasitic overheads who consume valuable resources. We need to help Darwinism by removing them from the gene pool.

The problem with hordes of feral black kids is they grow up to be economically and socially useless adults who breed more of the same. We're creating an unpoliceable underclass who will end up informally segregated because nobody sane wants to live within 20 miles of them. This is how we lose our cities. You can't integrate them because they're not culturally English even if they were born here. They can barely string a sentence together and couldn't even perform basic menial labour. There is no solution to this except mass removals. Whatever investment is required to civilise these creatures simply isn't value for money. As much as anything, there's nothing in it for us. At their best, they are still valueless. I don't feel any charity towards these people. I feel no affinity for them or their culture, and I'm not parting with my money to hep them. I will put my own people first. If we don't remove them, they will simply fester in their own squalor and murder each other. We can put the real estate to better use.