MISSION PH🌆

@guvabor39389 @iamzioraa Baba for the girls

@iamzioraa You day lie, you stress am before the sex.

This guy went raw and came in 3 minutes, someone that’s being boasting of 30 minutes 😂😂… I don’t know when I burst laugh.

@nysc360 Mine is showing registration has closed

NOTICE 👇🏻👇🏻 If you’re unable to see your NERD status on your dashboard, it may be because you’re still accessing the old portal. Kindly use the updated portal link below 👇🏻 portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1/ResumePa… IMPORTANT: Whatever status appears on your dashboard — Pending, Partial, or Fail — remain calm and wait for official updates and further directives from NYSC. Stay informed and avoid panic. NYSC360

@Cy02162815 @NyscPadi No still working

@anthony15394 @NyscPadi portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1/

🔥UPDATE🔥 NYSC UPDATES PORTAL, INTRODUCES NERD SECTION FOR PCMs Reports further indicate that the status on the NERD section may initially appear as “Pending” before changing to “Successful” after proper verification by NYSC officials at the orientation camp. #NYSCPADI

@Nyscupdate_ @Big_Adam12 Last year

@anthony15394 @Big_Adam12 what month did you register

🎤Check your Dashboard What is the Status of your NERD Registration?

@Nyscupdate_ @Big_Adam12 I can’t access my portal since on Friday

@Big_Adam12 I understand how exactly you feel as I have been in that shoe before but you have to exercise patients

@ak_ade @DJ_TUNEZ Then make him close mouth

@DJ_TUNEZ Being on the ground has never been this easy. Weaknesses full your body.

THIS NIGGA BURNA BOY! ALL SIGNS OF WEAKNESS!

@dav_on_drums @SirLeoBDasilva @ControlDiallo We don’t depend one player that’s the difference between the two clubs

@SirLeoBDasilva @ControlDiallo Bruno has been better than any of your players every season. Funniest part is you are at the top of the league and u have no outstanding player.

Bruno Fernandez will play a total of 40 games this season but you want him to be player of the season after getting to play one game every 3 weeks. Please rest.

@OREZEE153995 @nattylifes_166 @instablog9ja You go fit pay bills lol

@nattylifes_166 @instablog9ja Well he should have made a better point because ladies also pay for those things he mentioned.

Singer Paul P-Square tackles Nigerian lady who queried why men are so br%ke

@Julietdinma994 @NazarethValent9 @DanielRegha Thanks bro 😎

I equally laugh at your foolishness too. You want genuine men of God to be poor? If it's that easy go and preach the gospel and become wealthy too... Jesus Christ became poor for me to be rich. 2 Corinthians 8:9 “For ye know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that, though he was rich, yet for your sakes he became poor, that ye through his poverty might be rich.

The babalawo who performs sacrif'ces to make others rich is never rich, and the pastor who is filthy rich have members struggling to make ends meet. Ponder on that.

@IAkanji36091 @Julietdinma994 @NazarethValent9 @DanielRegha Na why sense far from you 😂😂😂

@Julietdinma994 @NazarethValent9 @DanielRegha Show me your private jet naaa abi .. sebi Jesus was poor so that u can be rich ??? Chai .. at this age u still Dy reason like this !!!!

@Ellasstyl @Teeniiola Blue thick without sense

@Teeniiola Wetin concern me with his sisters

You should be scared if your boyfriend upgrades your phones, buys you all kinds of hair, while his mother and sisters are still struggling. It's not normal.” — Lady says

@PoojaMedia I know blame you na Madrid cause am

...But Own Goal is competing with Gyokeres as the highest goalscorer at Arsenal. 😭🤣

@b_co_co @SkySportsNews 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SkySportsNews Odegaard’s quotes are basically therapy for fans

"There's always going to be bumps in the road" 🗣️ Martin Odegaard on Arsenal's reaction to dropping points in the Premier League title race 🏆

@kytursii @CutnPaid Sad truth

@CutnPaid This cap look what just happens with Anthony Joshua

DDG thinks America’s propaganda on Nigeria is FAKE, and that it is “Nowhere near” as dangerous as the USA 😳👀

@AdelineBia41201 @honest30bgfan_ We rise by lifting others ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@honest30bgfan_ Blessing wey go take long with plenty postponing we nor need am. Who go help you nor go stress you na him be davido Whether e do am for clout oooo or he do am to pepper anybody oo he don lift carter be say he don lift am.

After dj tunez don tell carter efe to call am, Carter don use style spoil him paro sha 😂 e no go fit see wizkid back or tunez back again

The Ødegaard performance he's being cooked for by the way.

@iamwater01 Nzwkd1

Zero Stat Very risky Stake low

@JaskiLFC Ozil

@ell_marco10 @kimsey_yobra @tobzykay @WelBeast Your best winger ?

@kimsey_yobra @tobzykay @WelBeast They are both mid, but we sell our mid for higher price can you?

They invested in him for 3 years and when he was ready to play at the top level, they gave him to us. Thank you Chelsea. We forgive you for Sterling.