apple shampoo 😮

@adamkhootrader You can fondle the distributed ledger, but it will not respond.

What's the most Kafkaesque Metallica song?

@adamkhootrader @TheStalwart @tracyalloway did you like my joke

@adamkhootrader You can fondle the distributed ledger, but it will not respond.

If Apple shares dropped near to $0. I would buy up all the shares, own 100% of the company, fire Tim Cook and make myself chairman and CEO. I would collect $112 billion in net profits every year and give all my friends free iPhones and MacBooks for life. If Bitcoin dropped to near $0, what would I do with it if I bought all the bitcoins in the world ? Stare at the cute computer code? That is the difference between a productive asset and a non productive asset

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

One minor benefit of the Epstein scandal is that the repulsive habit of writing English without capital letters will finally be seen for what it is: a sign of gross moral turpitude.

Private credit funding the the AI datacenters that are disrupting the software companies owned by private equiity.

having a rice cooker is insane because it's like claude code for rice

@authorityfriend Enjoy!

I've been doing open source since I was a teenager (over 20yrs). And for the first time ever, I'm considering closing external PRs to my OSS projects completely. This will throw the baby out with the bathwater and I hate that, but we close auto-opened slop PRs every single day.

@authorityfriend He kinda gets it back later memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Thirty_Da… Are you doing a watchthrough?

@authorityfriend Paris really loses his "bad boy" appeal when everything is revealed

How did I miss this? So cool. ericmigi.com/blog/why-were-…

@authorityfriend Yes similar my beans have gone up from $14/12oz to $18/12oz (albeit this is over a few years). I use 60 grams a day (a bit more than 2oz). shakes fist

Put this on a shirt

It all feels so hopeless... "I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own."

I was having lunch in my office when I checked the Help Desk queue. Ticket #884: "The Wi-Fi is spotty in the breakroom." I marked it as Resolved. I didn't fix the Wi-Fi. I throttled it. The breakroom is for eating. Not for streaming Netflix. If you are buffering, you should be chewing. I went to the server room and capped the breakroom VLAN at 1Mbps. Employees are actually talking to each other. They are making eye contact. Community building through network latency. You're welcome.

proof of neck tat

To make error is human. To propagate error to all server in automatic way is #devops.

"May I meet you?"