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The tale of Elon buying Twitter because people were making fun of him, but because he bought Twitter, we’re making fun of him even harder is a morality tale that we will pass orally down the generations

I have never once been I tested in evangelical religion and yet here it is unprompted on my timeline. It’s at least the second time that something like this has popped up on my TL. I feel like this is purposeful and it makes me gag big time

@Phil_Lewis_ @deray This man looks like he has never once cracked a smile

KANSAS CITY, Missouri (AP) — The 84-year-old white man who shot Ralph Yarl, a Black teen who went to the wrong house, turns himself in to authorities.

BREAKING: TV & movie writers just voted to authorize a strike that could shut down Hollywood. Writers are making less than they were 10 years ago, while corporate profits have skyrocketed. They're not standing for it.

@FoxNews This rules actually!

'Tennessee Three' Democrat Justin Jones pictured standing on police car during 2020 BLM protest fxn.ws/3GNvVPo

I cannot wait until they do love is blind with people from New Jersey/New York.

Late to the party, but I genuinely don’t understand what anyone sees in Micah or Irina. They’re so mean and boring and not even cute enough to justify anyone’s attraction in my opinion

14.5/35 Crying in H Mart by Michelle Zauner Gorgeous memoir about a strained mother daughter relationship that repairs in time for her mother to die from cancer. Beautiful and tragic, touches on grief in a tangible way. Also it’s all about food & made me so hungry! 🍜🍜🍜🍜/5

(13.5/35) Cardcaptor Sakura 2 by CLAMP Okay so I’m very grossed out by the fact that a TEACHER gets engaged to a CHILD in this book. But it’s also separately super gay? Gayer than I remember it being as a teen? Idk don’t hate me imma keep reading cuz I like the art 😐😐😐 /5

Okay so in 2022 I read 25 out of my goal of 48 books. My goal this year is to read 35 books. And to use the library more often. Last year, I did not count the manga and graphic novels I read. Should I count them towards my goal this year?

@aaron_klopfer All of em 😻

@wherestrist @Kwaselow I don’t sport 🤷🏼‍♀️

@wherestrist @Kwaselow Ope you right

Bring back fighting in the NFL! Not one person has gone to the penalty box for throwing hands in this game I’m at and I am very disappointed

@themeredith 💯

My John Leguizamo is Chi Chi Rodriguez in Too Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

@chrisleepompa Thank you!!

Nothing thrills me more than when someone says I am a “hoot”

He loved to cook and experiment in the kitchen. His lemon chicken never came out the same way twice and he made the best pub burgers and homemade fries (both reg and sweet potato) that I’ve had to this day. RIP 💜

@jakeshieldsajj @VinnyMMA Lmao look up the term projection and get a therapist, you clearly have issues with your own body homie. I hope you get help, cuz that is literally a picture of a normal woman lol

@VinnyMMA You have issues

This bitch needs a gym membership, not a bikini

A vibe for sure lol

@wherestrist Lol I forgot I tweeted this

@aprettypeach Georgia.

I’m just like other girlies (I sniff the crotch of my underwear when I pee to see what the vibes are down there)