Aprogrammer

What did y’all think “Year of the Horse” meant? gas? diesel?

NEW White House eyes Iran’s parliament speaker as potential US-backed leader Mohammad ⁠Bagher Ghalibaf is seen by at least some in the White House as a workable partner Full Story: politi.co/4d6pW9A

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Today, Trump postponed striking Iran’s energy infrastructure out of fear of fluctuations in U.S market prices. Yet for over twenty days, he has watched Gulf societies come under Iranian missile strikes, as Gulf economies incur tens of billions of dollars in damages - without this prompting any change in his decisions. When the Qatari Minister of Energy warned his American counterpart that striking Iran’s gas fields would inevitably trigger retaliatory strikes against gas fields in the Gulf, he was disregarded. They attacked Iran anyway, leaving the Gulf states to face their fate alone against Iranian missiles. Striking Iran’s gas fields did not create any strategic advantage, but rather inflicted massive losses upon the Gulf’s energy sector, which ultimately benefits American gas companies. Trump only speaks about the Strait of Hormuz or the price of oil. In his eyes, the Gulf societies are barely worth a single barrel of crude.

#تبریز حلما دختر یک‌و‌نیم ساله تبریزی که در حملات هوایی بامداد امروز زنده از زیر آوار بیرون آورده شد. پدر، مادر، خواهر و برادر او در این حمله کشته شدند. #DigitalBlackOutIran‌

BREAKING: White smoke in Tel Aviv indicates that Israel has chosen a new OnlyFans CEO

I’m looking forward to the official launch of the “Trump Ayatollah Hormuz Control for Oil” joint-venture. Otherwise known as as the TAHCO.

جنگ دیدنی موساد و CIA در خیابان‌های تهران برای ترور و نجات قالیباف. چند سال دیگه سریال نتفلیکسش ساخته. Saving General Ghalibaf نقش قالیباف رو میدن یک زن رنگین‌پوست دگرباش بازی کنه.

*Points to rugged Fremen warrior* Paul: “Your browser history is full of—” Fremen: “LISAN AL GAIB!”

از اون توییت‌ها که جنت‌خواه دوست داره.

BREAKING: DUBAI DECLARES NATIONAL DAY OF MOURNING FOLLOWING THE PASSING OF ONLYFANS OWNER LEONID RADVINSKY (AGED 43)

جو کنت چه خوبه، این چطور از دستشون در رفته بود.

صدای ریختن خیار تو سینک ظرفشویی شبیه صدای پدافنده.

Daddy, I'm long 100 mil. “Iran and you had a good talk. Tell the market this.” I get out when market spikes, you then bomb. Thanks daddy.

When you stand before god, you cannot say "I was told by others to do thus."

@saeed_choobani آره خوشبینانه است، بیشتر امکان ارتباط داشتن هست تا واقعا وصل بودن. اینم هر روز کمتر میشه.

@aprogrammer_ تو دایره‌ی اطرافیان من و صداهایی که از ایران میاد ۱-۲٪ باز به نظر می‌رسه امیر. ۱۰٪ خوش‌بینانه است.

تو بهترین حالت، ده درصد اینترنت ایران بازه. اگه فکر میکنین با گفتن آدمای داخل ایران تنگه هرمز باز میشه نهایت رو ده درصدش حساب کنین.

@wikimorhastam نمی‌دونم، الان که هشتگ میزنن آخوندا تسلیم میشن؟

@aprogrammer_ یعنی میگید جای حمله، هشتگ می‌زدن آخوندا می‌رفتن؟

اگه یه ماه پیش کسی هشتگ پیشنهاد می‌داد همین‌ها مسخره می‌کردن که با هشتگ آخوندا نمی‌رن و عمو ترامپ باید بزنه. حالا انتظار دارن آدمای داخل ایران با نهایت ده درصد اینترنت قبلی تو ۴٨ ساعت با هشتگ براندازی کنن.

Villeneuve when Frank Herbert repeatedly uses the word "jihad" for what Paul is going to do:

BREAKING: An extremely MAGA televangelist from Mississippi who claimed that God was using Donald Trump to start the Iran War so that the Biblical Apocalypse could begin and Rapture up all the Christians just got arrested for running a meth lab in the basement of his church.