Charlotte Maud

@Philippa_Perry @thekliniksalon Favourite smells!?

I’m at the hairdressers. Ask me an interesting question, or a dull one. I don’t mind. @thekliniksalon and I will do our best to come up with answers.

@CeceWoodox @lottyburns Yes! Like warmed over flavour?! 🤢

@lottyburns I get put off chicken every now and then because of a specific taste. Like it’s weird but tastes really chicken-y 😂 not like the normal taste. If that even makes sense. I know what I mean 😂

Is it just me but am I right in saying you can't trust chicken breasts anymore. I reckon 1 in 10 have a weird 'tough' texture which has nothing to do with cooking. Woody? Anyway, day ruiner.

@ThreeUKSupport Unfortunately not! :(

@ardypine Hiya Charlotte, is there an option to skip this? Here to help -Nathan

@ThreeUKSupport is there a way of setting up my voicemail without having to record my name?!

@ThreeUKSupport Sadly not :(

@ardypine Hey Charlotte, if your voicemail is on and you haven't recorded a message, you can leave it as is -Maxine

@jimmymacmusic Does anyone else get bored of the same old supermarkets? I want some new ones!

Fascinated by this style of out-of-town supermarket architecture

@fesshole I used to do this with hula hoops. Chew up and form a paste with one and stuff it into another hula hoop with tongue and then eat it like a hula sarnie

Up to the age of 12 and special occasions, when I was eating crisps or biscuits like digestives, I'd take one chew it up into a nice paste, spread it on another one and then eat it. The varying textures make the experience. I bet there's more of us out there, I can't be alone

@Tweet_Dec I’M BEAUTIFUL

@VikkiPatis I think this about coleslaw

@BBCR1 I had the absolute pleasure of meeting @samsmith at horse meat disco in Vauxhall some years ago and they were truly the most beautiful and warm person! Love always!

@DeclouxJ @benburling

BIG NEWS: The new 4K release of PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES contains the legendary 75 minutes of deleted scenes that have been whispered about for decades. Finally, witness John Candy smoke and eat a hot dog at the same time.

@McDonalds Your stansted branch is absolutely VILE! Absolute filth and black bits in the chips. Not that this will change anything but still. Vile considering it’s ALWAYS rammed.

@astrofalls Wow it’s like my orange sable Pomeranian’s belly up close. I call him orange boy or O.B.

Today I pointed my telescope at our sun and captured the sharpest image I’ve captured to date

@fesshole As a child I used to eat one single hula hoop then regurgitate it and stuff it into another hula hoop and eat it. Divine. I must do this tomorrow.

As a child I used to fit an entire packet of hula hoops in my mouth, chew them into a ball then spit the ball out and eat it like an apple. Closest I got to eating fruit as a child

@goulcher baker street gerry rafferty

@NellFrizzell Con gas because one time on holiday we were all trying to tell the waiter that we were all suffering from wind “estomago con gas”

@_DHOTYA @benburling

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@ZEAmmor I say this all the time! Plus IF there is any evening culture it’s all alcohol focussed. Not for me at all. Also Sundays. Horrendous.

@fuckedupfoods @benburling

jegg shots