Ashley Davidoff

@dougdavidoff @dsquaredtweets Maybe if they ask really nicely

@ashleydalenberg @dsquaredtweets Are you joining the dev team?

.@dsquaredtweets is folding all of our laundry while I teach myself JavaScript. Unsure when we Freaky-Friday’d but I’ll take it

@dougdavidoff Don’t be mistaken, @dsquaredtweets and I are actually very excited

#Inbound22 bound

75% of my suggested feed on Instagram is dog-related. The other 25% of posts are memes about mental health struggles. That feels about right

I then called the mechanic multiple times a day at different times of the day Monday/Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday and there was no answer or option the leave a voicemail. Finally today they answered the phone and told me they couldn’t fix it and that I should just return the car.

I picked a mechanic (@MonroAutoTire) and had it towed there the morning of 6/25. By that evening, they still hadn’t gotten back to me so I called and they said they’d have an answer to me by 6/26. They didn’t get back to me on 6/26 so I tried to call the next day… no answer.

I noticed today that I’ve been saying “ooof” a lot lately and thought, “well that seems about right for this week.” Here’s to (hopefully) less ooofs next week on vacation

Dear neighbor who started mowing at 7am on a Sunday and mowed his entire yard 3+ times, Don’t K thanks, Ashley

@NOVA_Craig2 I wouldn’t be happy, but I’d appreciate their cleverness

@ashleydalenberg Cap. Imagine if you asked for some soup and someone brought you cereal.

Cereal is just breakfast soup

@NOVA_Craig2 What if I said cereal with milk is just breakfast soup?

@ashleydalenberg Cereal is not a soup 😭

Today I made a movie reference that Drew didn’t know. My life is now complete.

@hannah_derrose So sorry to hear this. Let me know if you need anything at all

Was not expecting to spend my Saturday at the emergency vet. Prayers and fingers crossed we get some answers. I’m not sure how much more my brain can take this week.

@dsquaredtweets @DemandCreator Barely

@ashleydalenberg @DemandCreator You’re sane?

So excited to finally be home after a long last two weeks (and an especially long last week). Shoutout to my husband @dsquaredtweets and my coworkers at @DemandCreator for keeping me sane. Love y’all 😘

whales are not a good replacement for a baseball because most will not fit in a glove

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Whenever I see photos of happy couples I’m always like, “yeah! Look at y’all out there finding love!” But when I see photos of happy individuals I think, “yeah! Look at you living your best life! You don’t need no significant other!” In summary, I like happy people.

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