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@ashwin_vd

My cat is called Moka.

The Netherlands Katılım Eylül 2008
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PolymarketHistory
PolymarketHistory@PolymarketStory·
Polymarket killed the 15 minute bots… You really believed that? Just look at this bot wallet Address: @0x8dxd?via=history" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">polymarket.com/@0x8dxd?via=hi… it’s still printing money Same strategy. Same pace No bot genocide. Just fees 15m crypto markets now have taker fees Now it pays the human tax
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NEBULA@kyky887i·
@browomo This is not gonna make it. Polymarket charge fees 1-2%
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Blaze
Blaze@browomo·
An automated wallet earned $416K by betting on both sides. Every trade. I found Account88888 with 98% win rate. 9,604 predictions. Expected the usual directional play. ⭢ Account: @Account88888?via=roovxKu" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">polymarket.com/@Account88888?… Then I saw the position breakdown. On 97.7% of markets he holds UP and DOWN simultaneously. Wait. That should not work. If you own both outcomes, you break even. Basic math. Except he does not break even. He made $416K in four months. Here is the trick. When BTC moves fast, Polymarket lags spot by 30 to 90 seconds. Order books thin out. Prices stick. UP sits at 48¢. DOWN sits at 46¢. Combined: 94 cents. But one pays $1 at close. Always. He buys both during the lag. Before the market reprices. Locks 6¢ profit before the window even resolves. I looked at one 15-minute window. 504 trades. Three minutes of execution. Starts when UP=47¢, DOWN=54¢. Market has not figured out direction yet. Spreads are wide. BTC starts climbing. He keeps buying. UP climbs to 92¢. DOWN drops to 9¢. Market reprices in real time. He adjusts both legs. Not static arbitrage. Dynamic harvesting. When volatility hits, spreads blow out to 8-15¢ between outcomes. Retail guesses direction. Bots have not arrived yet. He enters both. Not at once. As the window moves. One leg at 48¢. Other at 46¢. Combined under $1. Hold time: 8-12 minutes average. Market closes. One side resolves. Profit locks. Used to be JaneStreetIndia. Too loud. Same wallet. Just quieter now. Everyone else picks a direction and hopes. This bot made hoping irrelevant.
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A Polymarket bot made $230K betting against itself. Loses 45% of all bets. Makes money on 100% of them. I found this account grinding esports markets. Looked normal at first. League of Legends. Dota 2. Typical bettor. ⭢ Account: @TeemuTeemuTeemu?via=roovxKu" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">polymarket.com/@TeemuTeemuTee… Then I noticed something strange. Loses almost half its bets. But every closed position green. Turns out the bot does not bet on outcomes at all. It bets on broken math. When matches go live, prices move fast. YES drifts to 48 cents. NO jumps to 49 cents. Should total a dollar. Totals 97 cents instead. Bot sees this. Buys both. Locks certainty. One side always pays $1. Spent 97 cents. Keeps the spread. Does not matter which team wins. The profit locked in before the game ended. The markets reset every few minutes during live play. Same inefficiency appears. Bot fires again. Three cents here. Four cents there. Thousand times over. Others need to predict who wins the teamfight. This one just needed prices to forget how addition works.

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ashwin.@ashwin_vd·
@Skxptxk @levelsio Can’t really put my finger on what it is exactly, but when our Miele dishwasher broke and we went for a Bosch it definitely felt like a downgrade. Going for a Miele again when we move next year
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Civil Disobedience 🚜
Civil Disobedience 🚜@Skxptxk·
@levelsio Bosch does not feel like it is in the same league as Miele. I'd say it's closer to AEG, and I actually prefer the design of some AEG devices. Both have planned obsolescence built-in.
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ashwin.@ashwin_vd·
@levelsio What’s wrong with the touchscreens? Didn’t go for that version of the dishwasher, but I liked the steam-combi oven with the fancy touchscreen way more
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ashwin.@ashwin_vd·
@helium My patron shirt has almost fully lost its print 🥺
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Helium🎈
Helium🎈@helium·
new merch store coming soon 👕 reply to this tweet if you want some OG merch - winners of the giveaway will be contacted follow @Helium + engage with this tweet because these are genuinely iconic!
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ashwin.@ashwin_vd·
@Brent7832057177 @KritischePatri Wie zegt dat je geen twee keer belasting over hetzelfde kan betalen? Of bedoel je dat jij vindt dat dat zou moeten?
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Brent
Brent@Brent7832057177·
@KritischePatri Volledig mee eens. Wij moeten zelf kunnen uitmaken wat we met ons geld doen. De overheid had geen enkele deelname daarin. Bovendien kun je nooit 2 x belasting betalen over het zelfde geld. Er is reeds loonbelasting ingehouden dus.
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ashwin.@ashwin_vd·
@pugson @soundxyz_ I fade it based on the scroll position. 50px away from max scroll it linearly fades until you’re at the maximum scroll position
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F1Gur3@Ph1gur3·
Has anyone bypassed the airplane wifi payment system
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ashwin.@ashwin_vd·
@abbas_xyz @SimonHoiberg @levelsio I’ve recently started using Unsend. Set it up in about 5 minutes since it’s a preset in Coolify already. Works great so far
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Randy@Randynamic_4·
Today a DHL delivery driver dropped off a package at my door and sneakily took my daughter’s gift with him, delivered earlier by @PostNL. I’m shocked & deeply disappointed. Stealing from a child is unacceptable. I trust @DHLPaket will take this seriously. Please share 📦💔
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Glow Finance
Glow Finance@GlowFinanceXYZ·
Glow up your portfolios. The new portfolio view shows everything right inside our app. And we’ve got something coming soon👀
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Glow Finance
Glow Finance@GlowFinanceXYZ·
1/ Your size is now size. Undercollateralized lending on Solana. more leverage, more yield.
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Glow Finance
Glow Finance@GlowFinanceXYZ·
It's coming sooner than you think. Make sure you join our Discord, link below.
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ashwin.@ashwin_vd·
@Straatemans Reaaaally nice! Merry Christmas and a wonderful 2025 for you and your family too!
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Mike Herron
Mike Herron@mherron54·
@RaiSM129 @elClubOlimpia It’s not Club Olympia. It’s a throwback to our pink cloth reveal last year. You’ll learn more next week. In the meantime have a great Thanksgiving.
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ashwin.@ashwin_vd·
@Phaet0nn @V_iswakker Als dit je stem beïnvloed zegt dat ook wel veel toch? Alsof je keuze afhangt van hoeveel stappen het zijn om op iemand te stemmen...
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Vincent 🇳🇱
Vincent 🇳🇱@V_iswakker·
Handig voor Kamala, stemmachines waarbij je niet op Trump kan stemmen en je Trump stem automatisch naar Harris gaat. #electionfraud #Kentucky
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