At the sperm bank. What kind of institution doesn’t let you make a withdrawal!!!
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asideofmayo
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asideofmayo
@aside0fmay0
Wannabe bohemian. Secretly very boring. Writing and music lover. Sorry for my posts.
New York Katılım Nisan 2026
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The president of the United States is a pedophile why aren’t you tweeting about that?
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Who tf drinks wine while playing games with kids?
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@Blackcapitalis As opposed to you, who hasnt even figured out the show yet.
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@SCHIZO_FREQ "Asking more from life" 😂😂😂.
Life will mercilessly rape you if you let it. You have to fight AGAINST life in order to have a good time in this world.
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It's absurd how much the average person is leaving on the table by not just asking more from life
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@marinitarps @RasberryRazz If I told you my balls need their own designer pillows to rest easy at night and you buy them for me, at some point thats your fault.
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@aside0fmay0 @RasberryRazz Gotcha, so not knowing every detail of the other genders genitals means you shouldn’t vote. I have some bad news… 99% of men do not know the ins and outs of vaginas. Most don’t even know we have 3 holes or what a period is (no, not just blood.)
Male logic isn’t logical.
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I had to tell one of my male classmates that blue balls was not a good reason for forcing a girl to sleep with you and he ended up crying cause he realized the rape accusation he had in college had validity cause he would use the blue balls excuse to guilt trip girls.
HikiPTG@HikiPTG
again i think we need to put women through sex ed again where they get a lesson on what blueballing is and why men are frustrated about this
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@HostbustersHKR @judejon_ you’re right its never certain, and i dont think you can ever be too radical when it comes to your own safety. i just think the solution needs to be taught at home by parents to their kids and not from a powerpoint in HR meetings with grown adults, who dont care
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@aside0fmay0 @judejon_ maybe for you. not for some men. and unfortunately, there’s no certain way to tell who is going to get violent when denying them sex — in the very same way as giving a guy a fake phone number or crossing the street when a guy is walking behind you because you don’t. know.
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@dav_rants @CacheThatCheque Wait until you hear about the brazilian japanese
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@CacheThatCheque It's more of a woman thing rather than a Japanese thing.
Brazilian women are the same, and I can't think of a people more different than the japanese.
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>marry a Japanese woman
>5 years later: “wtf why is my Japanese wife completely crazy?”
Canada’s Wonderlab: K-Pg Survivor Edition?@geraldbullTiVo
that's because as far as we can tell, Japan is the only civilization in the world that has produced women with these qualities
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@Sallou20 @yookaydandy I dont seem to have any issues with it, so maybe the balls in your court on this one!
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@yookaydandy You’re so close to getting it. It’s that MEN enact sex as if it’s something they do TO a woman. Eventually that makes the woman very sad, anxious, traumatized and/or resentful.
The WAY men have and relate to sex is the issue here but good luck getting anyone to admit it.
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Women seem to think sex is just a thing that's done to them rather than a two person act
cake♡@c4kemilksh4ke
Men experience not being able to get off one time and lose their minds. Meanwhile women barely ever orgasm during sex
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@hell_line0 noooo im so mad my wifes doing MY work for me how will i cope
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Can we talk about how women are literally learning carpentry and calling it ‘DIY’ projects because if they called it carpentry projects men would be in an absolute uproar. I see women on here all the time literally tear holes out of their walls and completely redo it into a shelf and then get made fun of by men who 100% couldn’t do it with that amount of precision. that’s insane skills IMO. Props to yall baddies.
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@Sdmr30dy Not many. Theres more male Einsteins for the same reasons theres more male Jimmy Onishis. Sorry but you’re pretty squarely average with the rest of us.
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ただ女性に生まれたというだけで、何人のアインシュタインが皿洗いをして一生を終えただろう。
ただ女性に生まれたというだけで、何人のピカソがキャンパスではなくキッチンの前に張り付いて一生を終えたのだろう。
fkfnbdba@fkfnbdba81205
金子みすゞも妊娠中、クソ旦那に性病うつされて床に伏せるようになってしまい、詩も詩人らとの交流も禁止されて、挙句に娘の親権もとられかけたから、最終的には自殺したんだよ 表彰されるくらい優秀な詩人だったのに 結婚後ももっといろんな詩が書けてたかもしれないのに 夫が殺したようなもんだろ
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so your dick isn’t big enough to handle a big fat ass, got it
“Bad” Billy Pratt@KILLTOPARTY
There’s a difference between a big ass and a big fat ass. Zoomer boys do not understand this.
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you must not know cuz you spit no game but hookups are basc convincing a girl to hook up w you. theres demonstration of value from the male (good looks, nice clothes, charming, buying drinks) to attract women.
Is buying things now considered theft/fraud by bringing persuasion into the mix? No! Its necessary! You dont want what I’m NOT selling!
Someone who will force you to have sex will not waste time persuading you. Thats what the force is for.
🍓🎀🪽@angelaloopsy
@judejon_ @RasberryRazz guilt tripping is the same as forcing. if you have to convince someone to have sex w you, its rape. if they are not enthusiastic to have sex with you its rape.
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@HostbustersHKR @judejon_ The slight pressure from my blue balls are making me so mad ooh I could just kill somebody >:(
This and OP are two different situations
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@judejon_ you do fucking realise that, for many women, they say yes because saying no could actually put them in fucking danger, right? if she’s scared of what will happen if she says no, thats FUCKING RAPE
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@chl0rdane @TheSeriesFeed You remember these are characters in a movie right.
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@TheSeriesFeed Wow... She was his fucking friend, and she deserved better treatment from Bear. Period. jfc...
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Y'all know before the curse completely took over her mind and body, Nikki actually enjoyed the validation she was getting from Bear in #obsession right??
In the first half of the film, she was constantly using Bear to make Ian jealous after their fights. She loved having an anxious, desperate guy constantly orbiting her like a lost puppy to boost her ego when her actual relationship was failing.
She played with his emotions for weeks, completely blind to how dangerous his fixation was becoming.
Very true that she obviously didn't deserve the horror of the One Wish Willow... But acting like she was a completely clueless innocent who never fed into his obsession is ❌❌❌
#Obsession #nikki #bear #ian
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