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@lalit37495 @alfkkifine okay fun fan fiction

@alfkkifine My GF did this once to me - I started sleeping with girls outside and completely humiliated her for attention. Eventually, she herself jumped on me one day, but then I shoved her away

some men will call themselves “starved of intimacy” after ignoring their girlfriend all day then touching her only when they want something

@bwwillett63 @alfkkifine i mean in a way. ya’ll cause literally 99.9% of all the issues on the planet

@alfkkifine Once again the lies of a feminism strike. No woman could ever, never held accountable for her actions. IT MUSH ALWAYS BE THE MAN'S FAULT. Please spare us your dribble.

@Cr7Godbrand so you’re a retard

I’ve been married for five years, and my wife does most of the cooking and cleaning. I hardly do those things. Why? Because she cooks three types of meals on the weekend that last from Monday to Friday. She only does laundry on weekends. She only cleans on weekends. We also do our shopping only on weekends. I had to help create these routines for her because she kept complaining about the “mental load” crap. Women create a lot of this mental load for themselves and then complain that motherhood is hard. No, you made motherhood hard on yourselves. She doesn’t have to deep-clean the floor late at night. She can do it tomorrow. She doesn’t have to do laundry late at night either. Laundry can even be done on the weekend. She doesn’t have to wash the dishes immediately; they can wait until tomorrow.

@macropocalypse but the whole world can do it to americans no problem?

@bf_crane @norabird hahahaha huh? one uber is $20 vs a full time nanny with benefits is wild to compare

@norabird She is cradling a baby in the commercial, but still, I think if you have Uber money you have nanny money or at least car seat money

My favorite new commercial is that Uber one where a kid is cut from tryouts and his mom, who is at home, doesn’t pick him up and just pays for his Uber back. It’s a sentimental moment written by reptiles lol

@lachancenaomi27 no it doesn’t

This has happened 3 other times where I tell someone my dog died and then later they forget does this just not register as important to people

I’ve seen this new therapist 4 times and every time we talk about my dog dying. Today I said we were looking for a new dog and she asked if I’ve had a dog before. Should I find a new therapist

@falseroxy every single woman should snoop through texts and email to protect yourself. journal is a no

no, you fucking freaks. your partner shouldn't have access to your private messages, email, location data, journal, etc. if you even open my purse without asking i will beat your ass. having privacy/keeping your friends' conversations private is not 'hiding things' or lying.

@_sorrengailll @AmazonPrime overnight shipping is bad for the environment and amazon has a huge selection of included movie and tv?

Can someone at @amazonprime please explain why it’s worth it to have a prime membership when we no longer get overnight shipping and most of the prime movies are for a fee?

@R0YALPupTV @MetamateDaz huh??????????

@MetamateDaz 80 dollars a week on groceries for yourself is kinda crazy

@joshoconnr4real oh she has nose job, lip filler, botox, cheek filler, chip filler (a ton of it too) and probably more it’s laughable

i love how like crunchy people who obsess over ingredients and materials and drink bone broth and shit always have fillers like 😭 okay

@c_marginal like ya i hate the states too but like… yes they did? tumblr and the likes were covered in skinny girls in american flag tanks

A moda era só a da inglaterra mesmo, por causa das olimpíadas, casamento real e a febre one direction. Ninguém usava nada com a bandeira dos eua

@afnanmajid010 @iWatchiAm hahahaha whoa you’re mad

@humangirl0 @iWatchiAm When they don't seem to have a problem with it, why do u in ur imaginary faux outrage have one. They have been working together since university days, they r fine. Keep ur stupid self serving outrage for urself

Next time Christopher Nolan says shit like this, I would like the follow-up questions to be: “What about your assistant?” and “What privilege allows you to maintain a high profile career in 2026 without email?” and “Do you expect your employees to be reachable at all times?”

@judejon_ @missus_wormy grief is not an excuse

@missus_wormy Imagine you're grieving so you buy yourself a fierce cunt jacket just to feel something and then your lame 8 year old starts asking about her college fund and then you forget it at a Texas Roadhouse. She suffered more than Jesus

one thing that sucked about growing up in poverty and autistic was being able to see and not change my parents money choices. my grandma got abused and died from her nursing home, we got a lawsuit payout, and my mom bought a 10k fur coat that she then lost at Texas Roadhouse.

@TheKoolKennyD @MrGee54 please be so so so fucking fr

@MrGee54 If that’s the case, then give the Dad full custody of the kid. Many of these Dads have to fight for that when it should be a no-brainer. But the part that gets left out is WHY they actually give the financially unstable parent custody. It’s a racket and the states benefit.

The kid gets to live like how the dad lives. He a millionaire so the kid is too. Dont like it, dont fuck a stripper at your club raw

Not all of us can cook the books at a software company during the 90s dot-com bubble, sell it for $4b based on fraud, wipeout $2b in shareholder value in one day while selling our own stock at peak, get fired within six months and see our company resold for just $27M a year later

@afnanmajid010 @iWatchiAm oh so instead oh him emailing he just makes his wife do all his work for him???

@iWatchiAm He doesn't need to be reachable at all times. Besides his wife works with him and I'm sure whenever someone needs to reach him they can through his wife. This is not as deep as you think it is. The man probably has better mental health than 90 PC of population

@Real_Gene_Genie @Susan_E_J_USA @Tibbulz_the_cat lmfao ya okay keep believing that

@Susan_E_J_USA @Tibbulz_the_cat I understand the sentiment but it doesn’t apply to all men by any stretch. I won’t read that to my husband, who once mentioned that if our child went underwater in danger and he wasn’t able to reach them, he wouldn’t surface himself.

Women will sell their own bodies to feed their children. Men will simply sell their own children to feed themselves.

@Hairy_Lurcher @Susan_E_J_USA ya probably i’ve never met a man who didn’t have an incredible weak moral constitution

@Susan_E_J_USA So all men is it? All of us would sell our children Even your own Dad? And your brothers? Fuck off And fuck everyone who liked this post too

@RepJackKimble that’s a ton of money?

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@sheaffer117 @hell_line0 i hope every one of your descendants feels the pain she has during their lives

@hell_line0 So she's a murderer who's angry that the guy who raped her faced Justice did the time and got released. Yes, she's not a victim anymore. She is a monster

Rape victim k!lled her rapist after his release. She got arrested and her statement was - “He raped me, not the State. Who gave you the right to forgive him without consulting me?”