a single mom

Dating? Urgh. I think I'll become a nun. #singlemom

Rediscovering my love of #sexandthecity #singlemomlife

"I love my grudges. I tend to them like little pets" #BigLittleLies #singlemom

Welcome to single motherhood.

Anyone else have a meltdown in a parking lot while changing a poopy diaper on a screaming baby? #momlife

And wine. #letsbereal #momlife #wine

I'm very ambitious. For example, as you’re inviting me to something, I’m already formulating my excuse to get out of it.

When I'm like "why don't I have any friends?" ... because this. Makes sense. #aintgottimeforthat #nobs

#adulting #nope #thestruggleisreal

Still 30lbs of baby fat to lose... I guess I shouldn't have ate all the snacks while I was pregnant. #postpartum #newmom #fml

When friends don't wanna stick around cuz they're not your priority anymore. #momlife #realtalk #momfriends

Is there a level above hangry? Because I’m there.

Parenthood; just accept that you're gonna fail on a daily basis. #momfail #parenthood #failingup #failing #momlife

I really shine most as a parent when I decide to take my kids grocery shopping with me the day before a major holiday.

Postpartum anxiety anyone? #mentalhealth #anxiety #momlife #bereal #babymama #postpartum

@yessaktass I guess it's the effort that counts? Lol

Trying to do it all... and failing horribly. #standard #momlife #itried #momfail #fail

What the f@ck, for f@ck’s sake, are you f@cking kidding me, holy f@ck.... -parenting every day

*Watches a baby zebra start running minutes after it's born on nature documentary* *Turns to see my toddler fall down while standing still* *Sighs out loud*