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@7Veritas4 Still, better than having a (black) woman running things?

He made a deal with his DOJ cronies to grab $1.7 billion of your taxes for his own slush fund, to do with as he pleases. How’s living without rule of law working out for you so far?

@tuppymcg @theliamnissan Came here to say exactly this.

@theliamnissan UK resident here. No it isn’t. No we aren’t. I hope this helps.

If you had lived through The Blitz you'd outlaw nazi rhetoric, too. Keep calm and carry on you dumb fucking assholes.

@qikipedia Thankfully he didn't have purple scissors

Victorian poet, Alfred Lord Tennyson, claimed he knew the rhythm of long and short syllables in every English word except ‘scissors’.

@jonnypayne23 @JeremyClarkson @sniffpetrol If poured correctly yes. Also the worst drink in the world when pulled poorly.

@JeremyClarkson @sniffpetrol Guinness is the greatest drink in the world. I’ll not be told otherwise

Thanks to everyone who came to our Smith and Sniff live show in Belfast last night. Great audience, great city, and a bonus pint afterwards. Fabulous.

@fromthenorth66 @louderry @shoshanade @BBCNews Again.

@louderry @shoshanade @BBCNews I'm no fan of Starmer, but watching the media try to bring a PM down to up ratings and circulation is horrendous

@BBCNews confirm the media made up the story the Kings aides contacted No 10 about the Kings speech. As the palace confirm it never happened.

@MrRic_Hard @ClassicAdvertz Back when theme tunes had high production values

@ClassicAdvertz Thought you made an error with the dates at 1st...Can't believe it was only on for 1yr🤯 So I Wikipedia'ed it...Only 25 episodes🤯 Crazy how things get embedded in your brain, like the theme tune! All I can say is they must've played the repeats on loop!

Who remembers The Family Ness? 1984 - 1985

@akafaceUS Have them in our marina. Turns out they're pretty useless. Clogged up with algae in no time

This may be the greatest invention ever created.. These should be all over the world everywhere.

@DPJHodges @neildrewitt Yep, sadly he writes for a Sunday rag

@neildrewitt I write for a Sunday newspaper sadly...

In a few months Starmer will be gone. At which point all those Ministers and MPs currently saying "We can't change leader, it will be a disaster" will all suddenly say "He's done the right thing. It's best for the party and the country". And they think the voters will forget.

@DPJHodges Dan, have you no friends showing concern for you? Anybody willing to stage an intervention? Maybe you should contact your local mental health unit and voluntarily self commit.

@DPJHodges Isn't it a bit too early for today's two minute hate Dan? Starmer has become your personal Goldstein but the people aren't buying your twisted rhetoric. Dan has an agenda, don't be like Dan...

The country is now deeply divided. But once thing still unites the people of Britain. A deep, abiding and visceral loathing of Keir Starmer.

@fant1345 @DPJHodges It's hard to articulate a manufactured or paid for feeling. Dan has an agenda, don't be like Dan...

@DPJHodges Dan, can you articulate your own personal “deep, abiding, visceral loathing” of Starmer? Why has he consumed you like he has

@HPreest @DPJHodges @paulous1975 Maybe if someone paid him to write a story about £5mil being paid to the pound shop Mosely, but it's probably a case of one paymaster, one story Dan...

@DPJHodges @paulous1975 One story Dan 😂

@StuartofLeeds @DPJHodges Dan has an agenda, don't be like Dan...

@DPJHodges "despised to an extent I have never seen before" Why? Have you forgotten May and Johnson, who both lost 1,000+ seats in local elections?

Going to say it again. It's impossible to accurately assess the state of British politics until Starmer goes. He is not simply unpopular. He is despised to an extent I have never seen before, and can't personally rationalise. But he represents a uniquely distorting prism.

@JarrieSam @carlalockhart One rule for them, another for us I guess

@carlalockhart So the law is à la carte? You choose which ones to obey?

It is a very sad day for Northern Ireland to see Pastor Clive Johnston convicted of breaching a so called safe zone. His crime, speaking from John 3:16, the very basis of Christian teaching. God’s love for mankind. The UUP, SDLP, SF, Alliance and PBP own this.

@SkySportsF1 Yet another nail in the F1 coffin...

Locked in long-term. Sky Sports will remain the home of Formula 1 in the UK & Ireland until 2034! 🏁🚨

@GBNews23653867 @NotFarLeftAtAll In the pilots seat and flying into a mountain

@NotFarLeftAtAll Sit with the luggage

You board a plane and see 1. Margaret Thatcher 2. Winston Churchill 3. Katie Hopkins 4. Nigel Farage 5. Mothin Ali 6. Nick Tenconi 7. Rupert Lowe ( not pictured ) Who you sitting next too ?

@DonaldLekgwathi @normaldissident @flightradar24 Congratulations Donnie, you've won twitter's dick of the day award. 🏆 Who'd of thought a simple question posted to flight radar 24 could lead to such hatred.

@normaldissident @flightradar24 I hope retards like you don't breed

AAL56 and FWI40J just passed over top of one another within 1,000 feet while over the Atlantic according to the live map on your site. This has to be a huge mistake no? @flightradar24

@Erik_Pressman @JayDoherty43 @JustaDude2i He probably got an Irish passport on the grandparent rule.

@JayDoherty43 @JustaDude2i He's clearly Irish, since his identity is so important to him. He must've grown up in England hence has an English accent, but an accent or upbringing doesn't transmogrify your actual ethnicity and ancestry. Raising a German Shepard in Scotland doesn't make it a Highland Terrier.

Jet 2 - fight on plane, mid air. From Antalya - London Gatwick. Woke up and see someone getting punched in the face after being aggressive and shouting disrespectful & racial insults This was the aftermath, Pilot ended up landing the craft 2 hours into flight in Bulgaria to get local police to remove the passengers. Not the journey home I was expecting

@JarrieSam Maybe Putin should be nominated for a FIFA peace prize?

The boss has spoken

@supertanskiii @TimesRadio @afneil @StigAbell @KateEMcCann You're being disingenuous to cunts, and @afneil lacks both warmth and depth

@TimesRadio @afneil @StigAbell @KateEMcCann Imagine bragging about getting a low earner sacked. What a cunt.

Lesson learned: never ask @afneil for a higher tip! “I called the owner later that night, and he was fired in the morning.” @StigAbell | @KateEMcCann