Sam

@DavidJPba The Book with no Pictures ( amazon.com/dp/0803741715 ), but you have to be able to do funny voices...

What are some of the best books to read a 2 year old? We are ploughing through everything we have at lightening speed. Favourites right now are The Cat in the Hat, Horton Hears a Who, Doctor Seuss ABCs, and It's Not Easy Being a Bunny.

@storyandplot Would it have killed you to add the next 10 seconds which is the funniest part?

Galaxy Quest is still pitch-perfect. The screenwriting, the performances, the directing. It's one of my favorite examples of getting a wide-ranging tone just right. It goes from comedically outlandish sci-fi to genuine character moments, and it never misses a beat of emotional truth in between. That is so much harder to do than people realize. A truly remarkable feat. I love this movie.

You know where you can shove your Palestine You can stick it where the sun don't shine..... @HakolSababaAI

One of the subplots of the books that they left out was the Eridian's being unaware of relativity, meaning a lot more time had passed on Erid than Rocky had assumed making it more critical to get back fast. The question he asked (which he asked his human class earlier) was the speed of light, which is a cornerstone of relativity. He's filling in their gaps...

@sircalebhammer I was only surprised that he was teaching science and not about Earth/Humanity

Project Hail Mary is a GREAT movie, and one of the reasons is that it has a REAL ending. Movies today hate having unambiguous endings, and I’m glad this one did. 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼

@sircalebhammer grr, I tried to put more spaces so you'd have to click to read them but X took them out... :(

Read the book twice. The ending is mostly the same but I prefer the book (spoilers): They don't show Earth at the end or them receiving the beatles. The only indication is 20 years (or so) later the Eridians delivering the news that our star is getting brighter again, letting Grace (and the reader) know that he saved Earth. There's also a subplot of the Eridians not knowing about relativity, so Rocky doesn't realize that a lot more time has passed on Erid than he thought. Oh, and the way Grace 'finds' Rocky's ship the second time is a fun math exercise. Give it a read!

@ClarksonsFarm1 Microsoft, Google, Amazon

@ZeekArkham @trumplicans2024 @jessestand9 I read this as "see our son go supernova" and thought "well, the son must be looking at boobs too then!"

@trumplicans2024 @jessestand9 If this is true, I’m going to live long enough to see our sun go supernova in a couple million years.

who knew...

@e_libertas @VigilantFox we're taking a vote on kicking you out of the sam's club...

@VigilantFox Thx for the unnecessary rage bait. Sam has been consistently saying the same for years and he’s 💯 right.

Sam Harris says his “friend” Joe Rogan has had a “f*cking awful” influence on society. “It’s unignorable at this point.” Harris says he’s reached out to Rogan privately about his “truly terrible” effect on culture, but Joe hasn’t responded. “I’ve tried to reach out to him privately, and he hasn’t responded. But I felt the need to say things about him publicly that I’m very uncomfortable saying about a friend.”

@IfindRetards But I'm not a... awww dammit!

Only retards can reply to this post. 🫂

@ThrillaRilla369 Those are rookie animals... Until your 3 year old ass has been chased around the yard by a male peacock you don't know shit...

Your childhood wasn't complete unless you were chased by a dog... or a goat...or even worse, a chicken. 🐔

@texxas_z @ThrillaRilla369 You win!

@ThrillaRilla369 8 cents. Gas war in the late '60's. I was mowing the lawn and needed gas. I was 12 at the time.

What's the cheapest you remember paying for a gallon of gas?

@ThrillaRilla369 37 cents

@MuseumCommodore Apple ][+ entering code from Nibble magazine!

Yep! This would sound strange to anyone who got into computing from the year 2000 onward, but we really did spend hours and hours typing in BASIC code from computer magazines. In my case, it was on my Commodore 64. Who else did this?

@STEMnOptions @VigilantFox That dude did our weather before he was called up to that gig!

@VigilantFox Craig Ferguson was always the better one

Actor Vince Vaughn calls out late-night comedians, says people like Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and others have all become the “SAME SHOW.” “It stopped being funny, and it started feeling like I was in a f*cking class I didn’t want to take.” THEO VON: “A lot of the late shows have struggled.” VINCE VAUGHN: “Oh, bro.” THEO: “Because… the only person they could make fun of at a certain point was just like white redneck kind of people. And it f*cking tanked [ratings].” VINCE: “I think that the talk shows, to a large part, became really agenda-based.” “They were gonna evangelize people to what they thought… It felt like they had an agenda.” “It stopped being funny, and it started feeling like I was in a f*cking class I didn’t want to take.” “They all became the same show.” “And they all became so about their politics and who’s good and who’s bad.” “Imagine sitting next to someone like that on a f*cking plane. You’d be like, how do I get out of this f*cking seat?” THEO: “I would FART right next to them.” VINCE: “You’d fart your way out of it?” THEO: “Yeah, I would. I would for sure.”

Preach it far and wide. Those Democrats get really upset when they have the truth thrown in their faces. Thank you for saying the things that need to be said👏👏👏👏👏

Will someone summarize what this guy is talking about? I was interested yesterday but wasn't going to watch a 5 minute video to find the mystery missing 10 seconds, so his update is a 15 FUCKING MINUTE VIDEO? What the fuck man? You are never going to get the attraction you want by running a class, summarize this shit so we can dive deeper if we want to.

Here's an update on my previous post about my 10 seconds of missing testimony at GA State Capital: x.com/PatriotMarkCoo…

I debunked every major lie about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict in under 4 minutes while on Jubilee. I don't *defend* the West, I laud and applaud it, especially in contrast to Islamism. Please share the truth:

@PatriotMarkCook If you expect us to watch a 5 minute video rather than TELL US WHAT THE FUCKING 10 SECONDS SAID you can go fuck yourself. :)

🚨 Georgia House Governmental Affairs CENSORED my Dominion backdoor public testimony—10 seconds SLICED OUT mid-sentence! That's the EXACT part exposing the truth they wanted hidden. Timestamps prove it. Everyone in the room heard it. ON RECORD. So I recovered the full audio, watch and listen to what someone doesn't want to be ON NOTICE of. WHO ORDERED THE CUT??? #ElectionIntegrity #WhoOrderedTheCut Georgians, in fact ALL CITIZENS, make sure EVERYONE sees this post.

@creepydotorg String of pearls configuration! Elegant!

Very few will know what this is…