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@AugieNash Wait until the DeWitts add up all the money they make with this payroll.

Speaking truth. It's refreshing. #STLCards

@wOBAWanKenobi The same “experts” that tell you Wyatt Langford is a top 30 dynasty player and 2 homer McGonigle is top 15 over guys like Junior Caminero and James Wood

Kyle Bradish sucks. The "experts" really sold me on him 🙄

@UnderFaceValue Billy Idol

Meghan Trainor, Zayn, Post Malone/Jelly Roll tours cancelled thus far in 2026. Who do you think is next to pull the plug? Pussycat Dolls? "Weird Al" Yankovic?

@EddieTrunk This will be the summer of cancelled shows and tours. The Billy Idol tour sales are sad

You can’t fake it any more when shows are cancelled for poor ticket sales. All you have to do is look at the seating map and open seats on Ticketmaster. It’s all right there. Not to mention the prices are insane on some shows

@EricCrossMLB @TheChicagoPope Montgomery has 1 fewer SB than McGonigle and 7 more home runs than him. OBP is the least valuable stat in fantasy. It barely moves the needle in 12 batter lineup. Homers and SB are the most valuable and both of which McGonigle provides close to nothing.

@TheChicagoPope Montgomery has hit below .240 last season and this season with one of the worst contact rates in baseball. He also doesn't run whatsoever. All of that has to be factored in, not just one category.

My New Top 10 Dynasty Shortstop Rankings 1. Bobby Witt Jr. 2. Elly De La Cruz 3. Gunnar Henderson 4. Konnor Griffin 5. Kevin McGonigle 6. Zach Neto 7. Francisco Lindor 8. CJ Abrams 9. Jesús Made 10. Leo De Vries

@StatlineScout What about Carlos Cortes?

OOPSY model 80 grade hit tools. – Juan Soto – Alejandro Kirk – Kevin McGonigle – Vladimir Guerrero Jr. – Geraldo Perdomo – Steven Kwan – William Bergolla 📸 – Nolan Schanuel – Luis Arraez

@Beganovic2026 x.com/angelabelcamin…

Airlines failing, families struggling, inflation, gas prices skyrocketing, service members dying in a pointless war in the Middle East. Staples of a Republican-run economy.

@ThisDayInMETAL @TDIMPodcast @OzzyOsbourne @Metallica “Good seats still available”

This Day in Metal — May 2nd, 1986 🤘 Ozzy Osbourne brought the Ultimate Sin World Tour to Charlotte Coliseum in Charlotte, North Carolina, with very special guests Metallica — a lineup that perfectly captured metal’s past, present, and future colliding on one stage. From Ozzy’s larger-than-life solo era to Metallica’s rising thrash dominance, this tour helped shape the sound of heavy metal for years to come. Did you ever get to see Ozzy with Metallica on this tour, or wish you had? #ThisDayInMetal #OzzyOsbourne #Metallica #UltimateSin #HeavyMetal #ThrashMetal #80sMetal #MetalHistory

@Rangers @txuenergy Where is Wyatt ILangford?

📍 Motown #AllForTX

@Andrew_FBB These are awesome but provide almost no value in fantasy. OBP is the least valuable fantasy stat in 5x5 The most valuable being SB and HR and McGonigle is providing no value in those categories.

Where Kevin McGonigle ranks among rookie hitters: wRC+ – 1st xwOBA – 1st xSLG – 2nd xBA – 1st fWAR – 1st OPS – 3rd OBP – 1st This is who we thought Konnor Griffin was going to be this year!

@Rangers__Nation Wyatt Langford or Wyatt ILangford?

Wyatt Langford, who the Rangers initially expected to activate as soon as Saturday against Detroit, exited his rehab assignment Thursday night after just one at-bat. As a result, it now appears highly unlikely the 24-year-old returns this weekend, and his timeline for activation has become uncertain. Before landing on the IL, Langford was slashing .238 with 1 home run, 4 RBI, and a .636 OPS across 20 games this season.

@EricCrossMLB JJ 162 game pace Runs 141 HR 37 RBI 84 SB 21 OBP .378 Kevin McGonigle 162 game pace Runs 115 HR 10 RBI 68 SB 10 OBP.426 Nobody would trade JJ for McGonigle in dynasty.

JJ Wetherholt, last 15 games... 70 PA .304/.429/.696 16 Runs 4 Doubles 6 Home Runs 11 RBI 10% Walk Rate 17.1% K Rate #STLCards

@EricCrossMLB I can’t believe the Pirates don’t separate Chandler and Skenes in the rotation. 2 days of back to back heat and the other team will have it dialed in by the second day.

The Cardinals are seeing the ball well out of Skenes' hand today. Six BBE of 103+ mph in the first three innings.

@EricCrossMLB Nobody is trading Kurtz Caminero Wood etc for McGonigle .327 batting average is awesome but barley moves the needle in 5x5 roto Homers and Stolen bases move needles. Neither of which McGonigle is providing. Nobody is winning a league because of McGonigle hitting .327

🚨 New Dynasty Rankings 🚨 ⚾April Top 500 Dynasty Rankings⚾ Full Top 500: patreon.com/posts/top-500-… ⬇️ Top 25 Below ⬇️ #FantasyBaseball

@Andrew_FBB Who is the guy you will always despise because they ruined your fantasy team from drafting him too high or traded too much to get him?

Who's one player you’ll always be loyal to because they carried your fantasy team one year? I'll start: Christian Yelich

@rossjensen @JKocher13 Trade market data is the most valuable tool that is not being provided for dynasty. If someone could produce a site with player dynasty trade history and dynasty FAAB history it would change the industry.

@JKocher13 A 1st round pick and Jacob Reimer.

4 💣s in two days...so far. Caleb Bonemer is upon us! I traded for him already.

@rossjensen @grok who the fuck is Big Pookie?

Three games in a row with a dinger from Big Pookie. Absolutely punishing me for leaving him out of my top 10 1B prospects! #6 this year. He will be back up there, and pretty high, when I drop the full top 100. Just an oversight on my part!

@dynastyinfo411 Jac Caglianone has 4 RBI 4

Liam Hicks continues to dominate He has 3 HR and 7 RBI over his last five games He has 28 RBI this season, which is good enough for second in the majors, only trailing Sal Stewart

@DraftKings The Florida Gators are doing something similar for Aaron Hernandez

Boise State's football program will have the 2 and 11 yard lines painted orange on their signature blue turf, honoring alums Ashton Jeanty and Kellen Moore 🙌 This is awesome 👏

@Andrew_FBB He swings at some bad sliders. The pitchers set him up like they use to set up Randal Grichuk

A hitter I would absolutely be buying right now: Jac Caglianone .271 xBA .456 xSLG 95.3 MPH AVG EV 17 Barrel% 54.7 Hard-Hit% 37.7 LA Sweet-Spot% The whiffs will likely cap his overall production BUT I’d expect the power to start pouring in soon!