Adam Waggoner

@lordwillprevail @MyLordBebo You’re a fucking idiot.

@MyLordBebo Alligators are not creatures that should be around people.Very often, and if they have no fear of us, then they should die because they would kill us without a second thought

🇺🇸 Streamer Clavicular mag dumped an alligator live on stream and is now in trouble. - Kick banned him - He was arrested - He now faces felony charges, with a possible 5-year state prison sentence

@JohnnyAGI @IamBlake19 @WhiteHouse Omfg what a retard

@IamBlake19 @WhiteHouse We got ourselves a dumbass over here. It's saying the last time I changed my username was in January, not that I changed it four times since then. Moron lmao

@MbarkCherguia 50k. Easy.

Men, be 100% honest… $50,000 cash right now or HER? 😅💰

🚨 NOW: The CEO of Delta Ed Bastian is being praised all across America for SHUTTING DOWN special privileges for members of Congress at airports while Democrats keep TSA unpaid All airlines should follow suit. Follow Delta's lead!

Keep it up Kenneth!

@unusual_whales So….all of them?

@HistorianUSA1 Fat.

Bro just dropped the most unhinged McDonald’s order I’ve ever witnessed 😭 6 double cheeseburgers extra cheese 6 double Quarter Pounders + extra patty EXACTLY 60 nuggets (no more, no less) ONLY sweet & sour sauce 2 McGriddles Dozen snack wraps 6 large fries 8 apple pies 2 Oreo McFlurries + 2 M&M McFlurries One of every milkshake …and a DIET COKE to ‘not go over on calories’ 💀 This man is playing 4D chess with nutrition. The dedication. The precision. The denial. I’m deceased… and he may be too.

@simonateba No. Pay TSA and there won’t be a problem.

BREAKING - Be brutally honest: Does it break your heart watching this new footage of ICE agents detaining this mother traveling with her young daughter at San Francisco International Airport? Yes or no?

@TousiTVOfficial LOOL

🚨 BREAKING: Huge infighting inside IRGC after President Trump claimed there are people inside the regime who are secretly speaking to the U.S.

@dom_lucre I mean, do you blame the bull for being pissed?

🔥🚨BREAKING: This woman was brutally attacked by a bull in a bullfighting festival in Zumpango del Río, in the state of Guerrero.

@TansuYegen Yeah and your battery is trash in a week

BYD Car Flash Charging Feature

@PhillyD Good god you turned into a liberal piece of shit.

Damn he just gave people the moral green light to celebrate when he kicks it. People are going to be saving the screenshot of his reaction like a “get of jail free card” to say the wiiiildest shit.

@Saul_Sadka Well get rid of them too it’ll be ok.

The United States and Israel are bragging about these latest strikes on Tehran’s military stockpiles, but they don’t understand: when you destroy weapons depots, you just inspire 1,000 more to sprout up.

@OAlexanderDK Who gives a shit.

Totally normal and sane thing for the President of the United States to post as a reaction to the former Director of the FBI dying.

American shows that Hersheys Chocolate Bars have changed textures “Guys, I don't think chocolate's supposed to look like this. Why is it so like elasticy? — It's like slime — this is fake” Hersheys has made major changes to their formula, including changing replacing cocoa butter with cheaper vegetable oils like palm oil, shea oil and sunflower oil

Speaks for itself: Feb. 25, 2026: “We are not developing long-range missiles… we have limited the range below 2,000 kilometers” — Iran’s FM Araghchi (IRNA). March 20, 2026: Iran fires missiles at Diego Garcia—ranging 4,000 kilometers (WSJ). ⬇️

@KellyMorrisonMN You do when they admit you to a hospital.

OBGYN here 👋 You don't need an ID to give birth.

@Variety Dude shut the fuck up.

Chuck Norris Was a Great Action Star -- but Politics May Overshadow His Legacy variety.com/2026/film/opin…

@PhilipJohnston @elonmusk The ultimate ditto

This has to be one of the funniest responses to an FCC filing of all time 🤣🤣🤣

@PhilipJohnston @elonmusk Lool