Quindarius “FITFO” Bagripper IV

This dry January shit is easy asf. I hate showers.

@flowgod1738 Fuck u

Thanks Santa!

@supremeleadaa I fucking love that circle K

Baked and awake

Frying me

@brotherpowell69 Found the answer.

hung ched, nose bleeding, girlfriend pissed at me #halloween

@whiteboykev83 All good from my end. Have a great weekend.

@coldcallsniper Has this guy ever posted sum that he is not just lying about?

I basically was told today if I don’t play for my companies softball team this fall it would not be good for my quarterly review. I fully understand I am a 5-tool guy out there , but this can’t be legal right?

@Volballover16 Topping on the browns are expensive asf too now

Since when has the all star special been 12 dollars

@whiteboykev83 @finklesack39604 Worst typa person

@Wilburda3rd Kids that played football all of high school just to not go d1 are always the biggest cornballs

@2007MikeVick @rooosterteeeth Big man over here. Just say you poor asf pussy.

@rooosterteeeth Drink a real beer phag

My body is a temple. Except that temple is the world trade center and everyday is 9/11

@stimmyaddict69 pool day! Having some fun in the sun

@catdaddyfred This got to be the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

Sweet rig apparatus here

@styrofoamcup69 Go south a little bit more a truly take advantage of the hooch

Just two retards floating down the chattahoochee

@BeagleTalks Does your dad have anything to do with this job?

Yes my office drinks at 4 on Fridays. Yes I reduce shareholder value everyday I'm here. Yes I've sunk two excel models since starting here. Any other stupid questions I could answer for you?

Things that are in: -lifting weights -skipping breakfast -being a generous tipper -gym girls -being friendly to a newcomer at work/new friend group -girls who aren’t shy about touching you during conversation -Instagram reels of the final out of no-hitters Things that are out: -wearing sunscreen -following Instagram models
-guys who call themselves “foodies” -people who gossip/take pleasure in drama -being high around people you don’t know -not being helpful at parties (being “too cool” to carry tables/stock coolers) -people who brag about their big ideas when they’re drunk but never actually take action on them -guys who speak negatively about their girlfriend in public

@RubenSandy1967 Skip the date and get your rest for the weekend of golf👍

I have a date on Friday and a tee time Saturday and Sunday. Is it concerning I’m more excited for the tee times? #LANK

@RittoVazquez You fucking suck. talking shit on your dad who clearly would be cool with smoking if you actually were doing something with your life is the gayest shit I’ve ever seen. Get a job.

@whiteboykev83 Yeah i always knew your son would be a soy boy with 0 grit.

@HJorphenmeyer Completely agree but I’m especially talking about those girls that will fly her friends down to spring break on her dad’s jet. They are so out of touch with reality.

@aubagman Any kid with access to a PJ regardless if they’re with family or not is probably so out of touch with reality that they suck.

@JoeBillfold @MntgmryRedWlkr Can we get the name dox

@MntgmryRedWlkr Beta knows how to recruit. You’re a stud kid