Einar the Lonely

Yesterday, GPD and GFD were dispatched to Grapevine Lake, where a Tesla Cybertruck was stranded in the water. The driver drove into the lake to use the “Wade Mode” feature when the vehicle became disabled. The passengers abandoned the vehicle and the driver was arrested.

@BlindObed76 @JaredOMFG @mcecile_ @nanschman lol he got really mad at me and called me names in the DMs then blocked me or turned off his DMs? quite a stand-up fella

@JaredOMFG @mcecile_ @nanschman I just looked up JaredOMFG in the gifs and that’s what came up mb

Guys Jared is mad :(

@LaurieMomsaro @jewishbroke @factpostnews Do you respond to any of these legitimate replies to your opinion or is your mind just made up lauri

@jewishbroke @factpostnews Wishing you well.

New reporting reveals RFK Jr. is exploring banning certain SSRIs, potentially barring drugs like Zoloft, Prozac and Lexapro. Decades of research shows SSRIs are safe and effective.

@PieFillingTV @MarcoFoster_ @TuckerCarlson @ditzkoff love your stuff btw

@Courtne91162652 @PieFillingTV @MarcoFoster_ @TuckerCarlson That he lied about not saying something he very clearly said lol

NYT: “You’ve been talking on your show about whether Trump is the Antichrist” Tucker Carlson: “I have not said that” NYT: *plays clip of him saying that*

@1sportstake @Lassimak @RussoHockey congrats on beating us by slashing the face of one of our best 5v5 players. you will get ruined by the avalanche lol. Maybe the timberwolves will finally win one this year without Ant? or the vikings have a successful season for the first time in, uh, ever?

@ausedtobits @Lassimak @RussoHockey Should’ve been a 5 game series as we dominated you. Check back in 5 years and we will have more cups than you’ve had under any state name. Hell, we might equal U in 2 months 😂😆🤣 U guys continue to lose & constantly thinking you’re good. Cowboys. Stars. Etc u r a national joke

Stars morning skate lines ahead of Game 6 in Minnesota: Robertson-Johnston-Bourque Steel-Duchene-Rantanen Bunting-Hryckowian-Benn Bäck-Faksa-Blackwell Harley-Heiskanen Lindell-Lyubushkin Bichsel-Petrovic Capobianco-Myers Oettinger DeSmith

@1sportstake @Lassimak @RussoHockey please win a stanley cup or make it past the first round. please i'm begging you. i'm on my hands and knees. what a miraculous feat it would be. i'm rooting for y'all to do something other than talk. please win tonight. please

@ausedtobits @Lassimak @RussoHockey I didn’t realize we were playing any past seasons right now? This new core, which is one of best in the NHL, doesn’t give a fuck about the past. As they’ve shown by completely dominating Dallas 5-5 Comments like yours always shows me who never played sports at a high-level🤣

@1sportstake @Lassimak @RussoHockey

@ausedtobits @Lassimak @RussoHockey Oh, you mean like other teams that broke through who lost previously. Red Sox. Cubs. Blackhawks. Rangers. Broncos. Patriots. Eagles. Chiefs. TB, Florida. Boston. And the list goes on and on. Making a comment about the past is one of the most ignorant things a sports fan can do😂

@RyanBar82859132 @SteveGaghagen @JeroenvanH @SenBlumenthal campaignlegal.org/results-lawsui… Here's every lawsuit Trump lost trying to allege there was fraud in the election

@SteveGaghagen @JeroenvanH @SenBlumenthal Any other cucks wanna talk shit?

More of the same rehearsed, stock answers from Trump’s judiciary nominees. We need judges who are fearless & strong, not spineless & weak—so fearful of Trump that they are unable to say Biden won the 2020 election.

@HansonJakob @1sportstake @Lassimak @RussoHockey lmaooo trade buxton while u still can

@ausedtobits @1sportstake @Lassimak @RussoHockey Won’t catch me defending the twins, should be sold and moved😂

@HansonJakob @1sportstake @Lassimak @RussoHockey the only two i will concede: Twins (last ring 1991) and Lynx, not pictured here (2017)

@ausedtobits @1sportstake @Lassimak @RussoHockey I mean Dallas cowboys haven’t made the NFC championship since 1996 lmao. My point is, Texas sports ain’t all that much better than Minnesota right now😂

@HansonJakob @1sportstake @Lassimak @RussoHockey notice that i generally stated "minnesota professional sports franchises"

@ausedtobits @1sportstake @Lassimak @RussoHockey Dallas stars have as many Stanley cups as the wild do since they came into the league in 2000!

@1sportstake @Lassimak @RussoHockey minnesota professional sports franchises have been and will continue to be an embarrassment for as long as they exist

@Lassimak @RussoHockey Too bad for Wild that Myers is scratched. But it’s great that Benn didn’t get the suspension he deserved because he’s atrocious 😂😂

Jeopardy: It's time for final Jeopardy Also Jeopardy: See you next time on Jeopardy

@alirichthem @SnackPr0tein agreed

@SnackPr0tein feels like the win-now pick and hey if we win we win

@jalex_819 this is some dumbass shit you tweeted x.com/jalex_819/stat…

Shota Imanaga is entering the 6th inning with a no-hitter

@xitfirst @HonoluluBlu1607 @KFCBarstool Here’s an analogy: if we were prospectors in the 1800s and you proclaim loudly that I am not in possession of any gold, but then you attack me to reportedly prevent me from collecting gold, isn’t there a lapse in understanding of why you attacked me in the first place? Get it?

Couldn’t believe this was real. Still don’t even though it’d been confirmed. Saying “Praise Be To Allah” on Easter is NOTTTT gonna go over well with his religious base. This is kinda the wildest thing he’s ever said right??

@xitfirst @HonoluluBlu1607 @KFCBarstool But *gasp* if they never had nukes nor nuclear weapons in the first place (per the article I posted - and anyone saying otherwise is “fake news”) then why are we attacking them to prevent development of nukes? You kinda see what I’m saying here? Does that click a lil bit?

@xitfirst @HonoluluBlu1607 @KFCBarstool And respond clearly. You don't get to just act like a whiny asshole. This time you have to actually respond and stand on your business. Chump

@xitfirst @HonoluluBlu1607 @KFCBarstool In that video he argues that it was to prevent Iran from developing nuclear weapons. Here's a post from the White House in June claiming they obliterated Iran's nuclear facilities. What's the true rationale, since you seem to be so convinced of its value ?whitehouse.gov/releases/2025/…