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John Cleese blasts world's silence on Easter massacre of Nigerian Christians by Islamist terrorists trib.al/JIPF81Q

Singapore’s Foreign Minister on why he cannot accept negotiating with Iran for safe passage of ships. Definitely worth listening to:

@sarahdiaryz Absolutely stunning! And would not look out of place at a state event today.

🇯🇵The sky blue/pale pink 'Cherry Blossom' gown was designed by Sir Norman Hartnell, worn by Queen Elizabeth II for a dinner, hosted by The Japanese Prime Minister, Takeo Miki, at the Prime Minister's official residence on May 8, 1975 in Tokyo, Japan. 📸 Stephen Chung / RCT / PA

@Tom__Capital @PaulMarcoe I was wondering why I hadn’t seen this at the top of the list!

@PaulMarcoe In Australia, Aids, courtesy of the grim reaper Aids TV advertisement, check it out on YouTube, scary stuff at the time

4 things I think most GenX was afraid of. Acid Rain Quick sand Bermuda Triangle Amnesia What else?

The math on this heist should embarrass every ad agency on the planet. 413,793 KitKat bars. 12 tons. Stolen somewhere between an Italian factory and Poland on March 26. The truck and cargo are still missing. Nestlé's response: deploy a fake presidential motorcade through Canadian cities during Easter weekend. Black SUVs. Red flags. Security guards stationed at retail displays. A job posting requiring "experience guarding high-value assets" and "a passion for preventing break-ins." The retail value of the stolen chocolate is roughly $620K. This Dexerto post alone has 4.7M views. The TikTok of the convoy cleared 600K. CBS, Fox, and every local affiliate in North America ran the story. A candy company is getting a better ROI on a cargo theft than most brands get on their entire annual ad budget. The thieves wrote the creative brief, the logistics were a delivery truck and four rented SUVs, and the audience did the distribution for free. The stolen truck hasn't been found. It doesn't need to be. It already paid for itself 15 times over.

@Remisagoodboy @JKins52 I absolutely love how it starts, showing her attention to detail to the n’th degree. The inauguration outfit discussions such as the lapel, or the blouse neck show how much she knows (clearly her mum was a big influence) re balance, style. And I love how in-tune Hervé Pierre was.

@JKins52 I saw it the night it opened and now on Amazon as well

Today, First Lady Melania Trump delivered a statement in the Grand Foyer of the White House in Washington, DC. The First Lady made a public statement to end the false rhetoric regarding any ties to Jeffrey Epstein. I couldn’t love her anymore, if I tried. #FLOTUS

@SecKennedy @DrOzCMS I know you don’t have to eat what you’re given when in hospital, but the average person doesn’t eat ice cream, custard, or cake every night before bed…. after eating a non-nutritious bread roll with some pasta, meat and gravy. Usually the most nutritious thing is processed soup.

Hospital food is notoriously appalling; So why do we serve it to patients who are trying to recover? @DrOzCMS and I are changing that system, by telling hospitals across the nation to serve REAL FOOD and remove the ultra-processed junk. Thank you, FL Agriculture Commissioner @WiltonSimpson and @Nicklaus4Kids President & CEO Matthew A. Love for leading by example in Miami.

@aakashgupta How he didn’t know this astounds me.

Bryan Johnson spent $2M a year, mass-testing every biomarker in his body, measuring nighttime erections, injecting his son's blood plasma, and getting gene therapy in Honduras. 30+ doctors. Hundreds of tests per year. Over 100 daily supplements. The thing leaching PFAS and heavy metals into his environment was 15 feet from his kitchen window the entire time. Artificial turf with crumb rubber infill contains 306 identified chemicals. A Yale study found 52 of them are classified as carcinogens by the EPA. The crumb rubber is made from recycled tires, which release polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, phthalates, lead, zinc, and benzene. When it rains, those compounds leach into the surrounding soil and groundwater. On hot days, surface temperatures hit 170°F, accelerating the off-gassing into breathable air. PFAS, the compounds he specifically named, are called "forever chemicals" because they don't break down. They accumulate in your blood indefinitely. Mount Sinai's Children's Environmental Health Center has urged a national moratorium on new artificial turf installations. The EU has already moved to ban crumb rubber under their microplastics regulations. A 2025 Northeastern study found that as turf degrades in sunlight and heat, the chemicals multiply into 572+ distinct compounds. Johnson's protocol tracked his biological age across 70+ organs, measured his rate of aging down to a DunedinPACE score of 0.69, and optimized every minute of his sleep cycle to the nearest degree Fahrenheit. His home was converted into a $6.8M Blueprint clinic. And the backyard was quietly doing the opposite of everything happening inside. The fact that he caught it, said it publicly, and is ripping it out is the part worth paying attention to. Most people with artificial turf have no idea what's in it and aren't running the bloodwork to find out.

Israeli civilians, families, are being pulled lifeless from the rubble after an Iranian missile struck a residential building. We’ve seen these images before. When it happened in Gaza, it triggered worldwide protests, nonstop coverage, riots, and endless explanations about why this was a clear violation of human rights and why it didn’t matter who started it. Why does that principle disappear when the victims are Jews?

@VoteLewko 🤖

My little purge is done. Hundreds of bots and fake accounts removed and I've gone from 23.5k followers to 22k. Who's still with me?

When you hear a comment from westerners in particular that the women of Iran just need to wear the fabric bc it is an integral part of their culture, it shows the ridiculousness of it when you see the daughters etc of IRGC seniors in western countries. It’s just about control.

CANCILLERÍA DECLARA PERSONA NON GRATA AL ENCARGADO DE NEGOCIOS DE LA EMBAJADA DE IRÁN EN LA REPÚBLICA ARGENTINA Y DEBE ABANDONAR EL PAÍS EN 48 HORAS 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Tonight, people around Dehdasht provided an important help to the American pilot. By showing up in large numbers on the roads, they effectively blocked the ONLY POSSIBLE ground route for the Islamic regime’s forces to reach to the area the pilot had ejected on. I am so proud of these noble people❤️. With empty hands and their lives in their hands isolated with NO INTERNET FOR 36 days now, they are doing everything they can to support this military strike as it is the ONLY opening they can have to GET RID of this terrorist regime, which they can never get rid of unarmed AS THEY ARE. #FreeIran‌ #IranRevolution2026‌ #LongLiveIran_JavidShah

How have two hate preachers been given visas to visit Australia and foment hatred? Such visas should never have been granted. They should immediately be cancelled.

@EvaLovesDesign Could I ever drink from this? I don’t think so! 💜 🩵 💚 💛

You are magic

@Dicker_JJ 100% AI-created statement. The rhythm and structure is so obvious.

"You're laughing? Prince Harry & Meghan just dunked on Big Tech via a statement drafted by AI, and you're laughing?" Best lines include: - "The harm isn’t in parenting. It’s in product design." - "This wasn’t an accident. It was a choice." - "The question is no longer whether social media must change—it’s when, and how fast." (that last one gets bonus points for the em dash)

Tonight on the 2nd night of Passover my husband will stand outside his synagogue in a stab vest. He’s the first line of defence. Today I visited a church and they left the door open. I remarked how strange that was but it was perfectly normal for them. I wish it was for Jews too.

@Harrisbro777 As an Autralian, I feel I must correct your assertion that our PM is one of the most powerful leaders in the world. Albo has successfully pushed us further into irrelevance on the global stage than any leader in recent history.

@PeterMcCrory I think, like people all around the world, Australians are using Claude ‘openly’.

I'm in Australia this week, and we're releasing a new country report from the Anthropic Economic Index. Here's what we found about how Australians use Claude. 🧵