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@austex63
Native Texan. The U.S. Constitution...read it, know it, live it.
Katılım Mart 2012
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@celinatruckstop She looks remorseful. Give her toilet cleanup shift for a week as punishment. That would be proportional and proper. Trust me I’ve been called up to HR a dozen times.
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Celina 52 is sorry for a mistake on our new "Thick & Juicy 100% Black Angus" burger sign. An employee forgot the "g" in Angus because she thought it was a silent, unnecessary letter. This resulted in an unfortunate misspelling.
We chose not to punish her since it was an honest mistake, though we did refund one customer who was disappointed to receive a burger.
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Top 3 tacos of all time
In no particular order
Barbacoa
Al Pastor
Birria
What about you?
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The only jokes I have range from “extremely dumb” to “incredibly racist” so I’m gonna sit this one out
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Massive chimpanzee group in Uganda has reportedly split into rival factions & descended into a deadly “civil war”
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JUST IN: Massive chimpanzee group in Uganda has reportedly split into rival factions & descended into a deadly “civil war”
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I’ve got a bandaid on my finger and while driving I noticed it’s fraying and the loose thread started to bug me. I very distinctly had the thought, hey, just pull your knife out, open it, and cut the thread off. While driving.
I am not a smart man.
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@aelfred_D That’s how you get the cool bandaids. And the nickname 3-Fingered Pete.
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@RogerJStoneJr Sir could I ask what Steve Bannon smells like in person?
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Epstein Accomplice and Enabler Stinky Steve Bannon is shitting a brick. He knows I have the receipts on on his distribution of CCP money to influencers and outlets .I'll be naming names and dropping truth bombs soon.
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@3YearLetterman @RogerJStoneJr Onions and defeat. Or so I have surmised.
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@hoshizorarock Can you tell me why US fast food advertisements say their burgers have “melting cheese”. What exactly IS melting cheese?
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@Ravious101 Remember, when you buy metal you pay retail. When you sell you get wholesale/scrap price.
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Mrandmrs Phoenix says
Brought this to a local shop and the guy refused to buy it saying that it was too damaged.
Got the bar from my grandmother for Christmas, four or five years ago. Needed some cash so I thought I would give it a try. It's pretty much just sat in my drawer since I got it. I understand it's not pristine, but it's still 10 ounces of fine silver. He also said it was bent, which I don't see anywhere. Basically I'm just wondering if I'm screwed on this.
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Took the advice of @3YearLetterman and went to Panda Express for some authentic Chinese cuisine. Coach was right again, except I didn’t use the chopsticks, as they are communist tools.
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“PLEASE BE HONEST! SIMPLE POLL.
GERMANY IS SENDING BACK 1 MILLION SYRIAN NATIONALS WHO CAME AS REFUGEES
SHOULD U.S. DO THE SAME?
A. Yes 👍
B. No 👎”
Alina@alinavisooo_net
PLEASE BE HONEST! SIMPLE POLL. GERMANY IS SENDING BACK 1 MILLION SYRIAN NATIONALS WHO CAME AS REFUGEES SHOULD U.S. DO THE SAME? A. Yes 👍 B. No 👎
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Used Cars was a 1980 comedy starring Kurt Russell.
It's about the shenanigans and rivalry of two small town used car dealers. The movie shows Kurt Russell at his comedic best and is a perfect #1980s time capsule.
Have you seen it?
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I mean, what happened to this?
Undiscovered History@HistoryUnd
Air-conditioned lawnmower, 1961
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Our systems will die tonight, never to be brought back again. We don’t want that to happen, but unless Buc-ee's across the street changes their Wi-Fi password back to BeaverFan2022, it probably will.
However, maybe a different, less hostile Buc-ee's crew will take over and something revolutionarily wonderful can happen. Who knows, maybe they will walk across the street and give us the new password. 47 days of buffering and hand-writing credit card numbers will finally end. Bless the Great Staff of Buc-ees!
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